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[misko27]

Things are going okay.

Drunk fortress.

[MadocComadrin]

Things are going okay.

Drunk fortress.

If this drawing isn't about a farmer trying to shoe a horse in a wierd way, I'm going to throw a tantrum. (Or maybe just go moody and use up some steel on an artifact !!scepter!!)

[ElenaRoan]

Was just mopping up the last of a seige and decided to check the reports.  Found this one and after reading it was thinking "stop playing with the poor Giant Olm already"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Axe Lord punches The Giant Olm in the right front leg with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord scratches The Giant Olm in the left front leg, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord punches The Giant Olm in the head with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord hacks The Giant Olm in the left rear foot with his =adamantine battle axe= and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Axe Lord strikes The Giant Olm in the lower body with the pommel of his =adamantine battle axe=, bruising the skin!
The Giant Olm has become enraged!
The Axe Lord hacks The Giant Olm in the right rear leg with his =adamantine battle axe= and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Axe Lord hacks The Giant Olm in the left front foot with his =adamantine battle axe= and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Giant Olm falls over.
The Axe Lord kicks The Giant Olm in the left rear leg with his right foot, bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord slaps The Giant Olm in the left rear leg with the flat of his =adamantine battle axe=, bruising the skin!
The Axe Lord kicks The Giant Olm in the right front foot with his left foot, bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord strikes The Giant Olm in the right front foot with the pommel of his =adamantine battle axe=, bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord scratches The Giant Olm in the upper body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The Axe Lord hacks The Giant Olm in the upper body with his =adamantine battle axe=, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the middle spine's nervous tissue!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the middle spine has been torn!
The =adamantine battle axe= has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Axe Lord twists the embedded =adamantine battle axe= around in The Giant Olm's upper body!
The Axe Lord slaps The Giant Olm in the left front leg with the flat of his =adamantine battle axe=, bruising the skin!
The Axe Lord hacks The Giant Olm in the right front leg with his =adamantine battle axe= and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Axe Lord hacks The Giant Olm in the head with his =adamantine battle axe= and the severed part sails off in an arc!

Admittedly there were two Axe Lord's in the fight as well as two Giant Olms along with two goblins and the militia captain.  I think the report is from the last Giant Olm, the last one standing also.

[WaffleEggnog]

Ow.

That Dwarf looks suspicialy happy about shoving that thing up his bum.

Just sayin

[Slayerhero90]

He's shoving it up other's bums.

[SixOfSpades]

Stray Ewe (Tame) has given birth to a lamb.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Smelt native gold Ore: Interrupted by Deer.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Deer.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Construct Building: Interrupted by Deer.
The dwarves suspended the construction of Bed.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Smelt native gold Ore: Interrupted by Deer.
Ral Rigothkol, Bone Carver cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Deer.

I'm seeing this as a dialogue situation.

[Gentlefish]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stray Ewe (Tame) has given birth to a lamb.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Smelt native gold Ore: Interrupted by Deer.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Deer.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Construct Building: Interrupted by Deer.
The dwarves suspended the construction of Bed.
Zefon Eguluzol, Metalsmith cancels Smelt native gold Ore: Interrupted by Deer.
Ral Rigothkol, Bone Carver cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Deer.

I'm seeing this as a dialogue situation.

Deer Fortress.

[Pawel1997PL]

GoombaGeek, I fucking love you, you're awesome!

[Ki11aGhost]

I was just in Adventure mode, cause I decided to actually learn how to play. Anyway, I killed a dog or thirty, and I didn't know the people of the town would take it so personally. So I go to the meat-market section of the town, thinking nothing of it, and about 120 enemies start attacking me with whatever's in their hands. I've got Elves, Dwarves, Humans, Dogs, Various other domestic animals, all beating the shit out of me at once with various meat and fish products. I died in like two seconds.

[hops]

Wow I am quite flattered that you drew all mah reports.
Has anyone suggested the classic raw dupe weirdness:

World filled with leathers, boiling leathers, people wearing boiling leathers (which are melting) and possible leather FBs

[DiezIrae]

Could you draw this?

My carpenter, Armok may have his blood, began drowning near a waterfall and they would be 'missing'... forever and ever...

I'm sorry. English may not be your first language. You may have been tired. Maybe you're trying to use a crappy iPhone keyboard.

But this sentence makes no sense to me and I drew an equally nonsensical image. So there.

[/quote]
Wow, three for three, are you a psychic? Sorry for my bad English 

[Beast Tamer]

I once had a siege, that ended with the first ballista arrow i fired, it took out their leaders eye, leaving him unharmed apart from losing his left eye. He freaked and ran, everyone in the siege followed him.

This came from one forum I read, could you draw this?

[Loud Whispers]

I once had a siege, that ended with the first ballista arrow i fired, it took out their leaders eye, leaving him unharmed apart from losing his left eye. He freaked and ran, everyone in the siege followed him.

This came from one forum I read, could you draw this?

Goblin Odin?! Is that you?

You should not have let him escape...

[Beast Tamer]

If that had been my fortress there would have been no Balista, he would have been caught in a cage and used as target practice by my marksdorfs.

On a side note, plump helmet men make excellent targets.

[Loud Whispers]

Another day in Silentthunders, and a milestone!

Atis Lancecalm has become the first Dwarf to use the patented Dorf baby shield^TM.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And Uvash decided to solve that lil' problem by shooting at the raven and the baby. Legendary marksdwarf, but still.