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[GoombaGeek]

I notice the elf and human up top don't have wagons. Is that because they've bypassed your inaccessible depot?

Actually, all five have reasons to forlornly stare at the sea.

- The human's pet wagon was killed en route to the trade depot, and he's remembering the happy times they shared. He may build a memorial slab out of its wagon wood.
- The elf's ears wouldn't fit in the door and turning sideways to fit is against the Code of the Forest.
- The dwarf is ashamed of having made an artifact ring that will only serve to bring infamy and misfortune to his home.
- The goblin doesn't get why everyone hates him and needs some time to think.
- The kobold came for the shiny (no not that way you sicko).

[Loud Whispers]

- The kobold came for the shiny (no not that way you sicko).

I actually had to think real hard and slow for that one. (No not that way you sicko).

[chevil]

A trip to the basement ended with a stalemate between a unconscious axelord and a armless, legless clown.

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Tough little bastards can survive quite a lot.

[ElCarl]

A couple of possibilities:

1

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2

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I somehow get the feeling that the former is going to be worrying, and the latter is going to be a mess. And he only lived long enough for 16 attacks from the single trap 

[Sus]

And he only lived long enough for 16 attacks from the single trap 

Ludicrous Gibs!

[ElCarl]

And he only lived long enough for 16 attacks from the single trap 

Ludicrous Gibs!

I'm annoyed that I didn't actually get a screenshot of it... It was a small siege, and there were body parts absolutely everywhere. Also, at about the same time, a Peregrine Falcon set one of these off... That didn't end too well for the bird.

[EvilFuzzy9]

Derp, never mind me. I misunderstood what the "reports" part of the title meant.

[GoombaGeek]

Derp, never mind me. I misunderstood what the "reports" part of the title meant.

Have you seen the volume of random crap in this thread?

REPOST NAO

[Canadark]

Can you draw a picture of a giant sperm whale wearing a steel breastplate and helmet meant for a human while fighting on land with a dwarf?

This is what happens when I experiment in arena mode.

[Snorunt30]

Not sure if this counts, but

I found it amusing at least (might have something to do with the fact that 99% of the FB/MB attacks on me are from red dragons, regardless of how old the world is...)

[pisskop]

Its Smeagol!

[GoombaGeek]

This took a while and got delayed a bit but I finally finished it!

Holy draltha, that's epic! 

My daily WTF moment:

"Can't fish, got carp!"

Have you guys found the danger room yet?

Directly under the sun, 1st row of underground rooms?

Very nice. Where can I get the 1920x1080 version...?

From the Realm of Hi-Def Perdition.

Be sure to turn antialiasing off.

A trip to the basement ended with a stalemate between a unconscious axelord and a armless, legless clown.

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Tough little [REDACTED] can survive quite a lot.

I think this actually marks the first legit demon appearance in this thread (the anime hair one was a joke). I'm surprised by the amount of shorthand I've devised to cover this stuff... I think I've actually seen @-shirted adventurers drawn by other people in different threads now... it wasn't an original idea but it's kind of funny that now these standards I just made up are being adopted in small amounts.

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I somehow get the feeling that the former is going to be worrying, and the latter is going to be a mess. And he only lived long enough for 16 attacks from the single trap 

And he only lived long enough for 16 attacks from the single trap 

Ludicrous Gibs!

I'm annoyed that I didn't actually get a screenshot of it... It was a small siege, and there were body parts absolutely everywhere. Also, at about the same time, a Peregrine Falcon set one of these off... That didn't end too well for the bird.

"Hello, Litast Airlines flight four-four-oh-six, we have catastrophic engine failure at 30,000 feet..."
"Who are you talking to? We're in the aluminum room overlooking our trap hallway."
"Oh, whoops."

Can you draw a picture of a giant [I DEARLY HOPE THIS ISN'T CENSORED BUT YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL] whale wearing a steel breastplate and helmet meant for a human while fighting on land with a dwarf?

This is what happens when I experiment in arena mode.

Not sure if this counts, but

I found it amusing at least (might have something to do with the fact that 99% of the FB/MB attacks on me are from red dragons, regardless of how old the world is...)

"WATCH OUT IT'S LARGER THAN AVERAGE FOR A MOUSE"

[ElCarl]

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I somehow get the feeling that the former is going to be worrying, and the latter is going to be a mess. And he only lived long enough for 16 attacks from the single trap 

I'm annoyed that I didn't actually get a screenshot of it... It was a small siege, and there were body parts absolutely everywhere. Also, at about the same time, a Peregrine Falcon set one of these off... That didn't end too well for the bird.

"Hello, Litast Airlines flight four-four-oh-six, we have catastrophic engine failure at 30,000 feet..."
"Who are you talking to? We're in the aluminum room overlooking our trap hallway."
"Oh, whoops."

Love 'em 

[Mr S]

Been posting from school again?  Hence the over-active censorship?

[Loud Whispers]

Been posting from school again?  Hence the over-active censorship?

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