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[Ki11aGhost]

Not really a report, but I always find it funny how the animals are all miss-matched color-wise. Like they'll have golden ears, a chocolate tail, cinnamon front paws, etc. You never see "He is black."

[kaijyuu]

You never see "He is black."

That would be racist


(note: being facetious!)

[krenshala]

You never see "He is black."

That would be racist


(note: being facetious!)

Not for a black lab, black bear, or black rabbit.

[Nubshiggurath]

O_o

I guess that burrow order was unneeded

[Xantalos]

O_o

I guess that burrow order was unneeded

Indeed.

[Slayerhero90]

Last I saw, this thread is on Crowning Moment of Funny on TVTropes for DF.

[vadia]

You never see "He is black."

That would be racist


(note: being facetious!)

Not for a black lab, black bear, or black rabbit.

Isn't it an african American (as opposed to caucasian American) lab, bear, or rabbit?

[krenshala]

You never see "He is black."

That would be racist


(note: being facetious!)

Not for a black lab, black bear, or black rabbit.

Isn't it an african American (as opposed to caucasian American) lab, bear, or rabbit?

The lab is from Newfoundland, the bear is native to North America, while the rabbits are found just about everywhere.

[GoombaGeek]

Last I saw, this thread is on Crowning Moment of Funny on TVTropes for DF.

they know

DELETE EVERYTHING

[vadia]

We now understand tendons in dwarf skull physiology, how about other species, like goblins?

[GoombaGeek]

Not really a report, but I always find it funny how the animals are all miss-matched color-wise. Like they'll have golden ears, a chocolate tail, cinnamon front paws, etc. You never see "He is black."

O_o

I guess that burrow order was unneeded

We now understand tendons in dwarf skull physiology, how about other species, like goblins?

[Sus]

How is that funny? He had a brain injury from those lampreys and his caretaker is crying because the victim was a close friend! He'll never be the same again! I hope you feel bad! >:c

Nah, still pretty funny.
Yeah, I'm a horrible human being, I knonw. 

The fish walk! Hide while you still can! D:

I also thought I would submit my own interesting happenstance:

Towers, towers everywhere...
I wonder if they keep having Girl Genius -style mad scientist wars.
"No, I am the master of life and death! Kill him, my loyal minions! ... Goddammit, kill him I said!"

The dwarfbuck sun really cracked me up, actually.

Oo, almost missed that one. Nice touch there!

[TruePikachu]

Yeah, they're zombies. I always like to include little pokes at fellow ASCII players, so there's a lot of accurate colour-coding if you look for it.

ALSO

Actually, you have the top result ATM for "I badly draw your" (no quotes). Google autocompletes the statement with "your cat" and "your attention".

[praptak]

The Troll charges at The Stray Hen!
The Troll attacks The Stray Hen but She jumps away!
The Stray Hen counterstrikes!
The Stray Hen bites The Troll in the right hand from the side, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
The Stray Hen latches on firmly!
The Troll slams into an obstacle!

Hey, I've found an RL picture of this! See: http://www.dorkly.com/picture/9437/legend-of-zelda-chicken-attack-cosplay

[GoombaGeek]

This took a while and got delayed a bit but I finally finished it!



Basically, there weren't any good Dwarf Fortress wallpapers so I made one. Unfortunately it doesn't actually fit my (wide yet short...) screen...