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Author Topic: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones: Day 2  (Read 93811 times)

Inithis

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2012, 11:51:21 pm »
Xantalos; I don't believe I've ever seen a cave blob.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on November 11, 2012, 04:48:34 pm
He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2012, 11:53:42 pm »
Quote from: Kestrel_6 on September 05, 2012, 11:42:34 pm
Okay. Are curb-stomps permitted?

Our Almighty King's new anthem. May everyone watch it.
Wow. I'm listening to that all the time.
op, op-op. D-zah style. *jazz hands*
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Xantalos

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2012, 11:57:56 pm »
Quote from: Inithis on September 05, 2012, 11:51:21 pm
Xantalos; I don't believe I've ever seen a cave blob.
...That might be Masterwork Mod. Anyway...I just don't want to be carved up like a big blob of antimatter jell-o.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Inithis

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #78 on: September 06, 2012, 12:52:54 am »
Why? You can just stick back together.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on November 11, 2012, 04:48:34 pm
He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

Xantalos

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #79 on: September 06, 2012, 12:54:55 am »
Thanks for telling me that. I obviously need to expand my thinking. Nevermind the density thing, Almighty DZA. I think I'll do just fine...
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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #80 on: September 06, 2012, 12:57:51 am »
Would anti-matter annihilate you?
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Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #81 on: September 06, 2012, 12:58:45 am »
I'm half/half, so no, I think. NOMNOMNOM
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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #82 on: September 06, 2012, 01:01:59 am »
Wait, then how do you get 'killed'?
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Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #83 on: September 06, 2012, 01:04:12 am »
Maybe if I get torn into small enough pieces? It's up to DZA.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #84 on: September 06, 2012, 01:15:25 am »
Fun Fact: Before now, I had been imagining TorZon as a gaseous blob of matter, rather than a gelatinous one.

Quote from: Kestrel_6 on September 06, 2012, 01:01:59 am
Wait, then how do you get 'killed'?

Quote from: Xantalos on September 06, 2012, 01:04:12 am
Maybe if I get torn into small enough pieces? It's up to DZA.

I wouldn't accept someone's character if I thought there was absolutely no way to defeat them. Sometimes you'll just have to get a little more creative.

Quote from: Kestrel_6 on September 05, 2012, 11:42:34 pm
Our Almighty King's new anthem. May everyone watch it.

In the highly unlikely chance that you all end up banding together and choosing to defeat your enemies using the power of dance, I am going to be very disappointed in all of you if you do not follow that video's choreography exactly.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2012, 01:17:24 am by King DZA »
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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #85 on: September 06, 2012, 01:17:41 am »
Quote from: King DZA on September 06, 2012, 01:15:25 am
Quote from: Kestrel_6 on September 05, 2012, 11:42:34 pm
Our Almighty King's new anthem. May everyone watch it.

In the highly unlikely chance that you all end up banding together and choosing to defeat your enemies using the power of dance, I am going to be highly disappointed in all of you if you do not follow that video's choreography exactly.

YES. We will all group together and GANGNAM STYLE our opponents!

Does my onmi tool have a copy of it?
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #86 on: September 06, 2012, 01:18:54 am »
Quote from: King DZA on September 06, 2012, 01:15:25 am
Fun Fact: Before now, I had been imagining TorZon as a gaseous blob of matter, rather than a gelatinous one.
It could be both; it doesn't exactly follow physics.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #87 on: September 06, 2012, 01:20:30 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on September 06, 2012, 01:18:54 am
Quote from: King DZA on September 06, 2012, 01:15:25 am
Fun Fact: Before now, I had been imagining TorZon as a gaseous blob of matter, rather than a gelatinous one.
It could be both; it doesn't exactly follow physics.

wait, that means you can't GANGNAM STYLE. DZADAMNIT!
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #88 on: September 06, 2012, 01:24:41 am »
Quote from: Kestrel_6 on September 06, 2012, 01:20:30 am
Quote from: Xantalos on September 06, 2012, 01:18:54 am
Quote from: King DZA on September 06, 2012, 01:15:25 am
Fun Fact: Before now, I had been imagining TorZon as a gaseous blob of matter, rather than a gelatinous one.
It could be both; it doesn't exactly follow physics.

wait, that means you can't GANGNAM STYLE. DZADAMNIT!
Gangam style? Enlighten me.
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Re: Slaves to DZA: God of Everything: Chapter I: The Chosen Ones
« Reply #89 on: September 06, 2012, 01:26:10 am »
Consider yourself enlightened

This is the anthem of our King, Almighty King DZA, Ruler of all things Ruleable, and Savior of us All.

Remember, today is DZA Day.
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"
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