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[webadict]

Vote Count
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TolyK -
zombie urist - Dariush, Think0028,
Dariush - Toaster, zombie urist,
Toaster -
Think0028 -
No Lynch -

Not Voting - TolyK,

3 To Hammer. Day Ends Tuesday 9 PM Central.

[Dariush]

Well, that changes things. Now instead of guaranteedly guessing scum I only have a 2/3 chance of guessing scum. Meh, ZU because I don't believe Tolyk is scum, since if he was, he could have majestically fucked his team over if the game ended before he returned, which I don't believe he would do.

It's lylo. Why are you still guessing? Also please explain the second part of your statement.

Are you an idiot? Wait, don't answer that, I know you are. Okay, another question - are you scum? Wait-wait-wait, I still know you are. Now, a real question: are you even reading my posts? I clearly said that I can guess scum in 2/3 of cases if I were guessing. However, I am not guessing, since I am making a reasonable assumption that Tolyk's actions are actions of a townie. So fuck you, go die.

[TolyK]

Yeah. Rereading... zombie urist is probably a zombie.

And since when was "laziness" associated with "TolyK is town"?

[Hapah]

And that's the hammer.

[zombie urist]

Well fuck.

[webadict]

webadict finishes the last of his mineral water before watching the day finish. The remaining 5 or 6 or something have decided that zombie urist had to die. zombie urist comically gives chase before being caught. They remove his disguise to find out...

He's a rock? Or something like that. What do I look like, a geologist?

And he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Oh wait, no, they just tied him to a rope and threw him in the lake. Yeah, I have no idea why the rope was there either. You reap what you sow, I guess.

Vote Count
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TolyK -
zombie urist - Dariush, Think0028, TolyK,
Dariush - Toaster, zombie urist,
Toaster -
Think0028 -
No Lynch -

Not Voting -

3 To Hammer. Day Ends Tuesday 9 PM Central.

zombie urist has been lynched!

zombie urist was Cryptathus (mafia).

It is now Night.

zombie urist - Cryptanthus

Alignment: Mafia
(Auto) Hidden Flower: Actions used on you that send notifications to the user (i.e. inspections) are hidden from the user.
(Night) Plant [target]: You're a plant. You don't do anything to the target, but it sure looks like you did!
(1-Shot, Night) Earth Star: Choose up to five players. Each of these players is hit randomly by one of the following separate actions: Block, Track, Randomize, Karma, and Role-Inspect.

[webadict]

Choo chooooooo!

A train whistles in the distance. The sun isn't quite up yet. Neither is Toaster. Because he's dead. Looks like the remaining half of Hapah managed to wrestle him down with his one good arm and pump him full of hot lead. Then he popped him. Then he capped him. Then he shot him. So, Toaster, full of molten metal, bruises, and baseball hats, finally died.

And so did webadict's connection.

"Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu--"

*screen fades to black*

*credits roll*

Hapah has died!

Hapah was Wazdakka Gutsmek (town).

Toaster has been killed!

Toaster was the Internet (mafia).

Game Over. Town Wins.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Goddammit.

Hapah, y u no kill Dariush?

Dariush, you were too busy RiAing and tunneling to actually scumhunt. Shame on you. What's the point of being right if you have no other leads?

[Dariush]

I TOLD you assfuckers. I. FUCKING. TOLD YOU.

I absolutely correctly guessed all four anti-town. I am god.

Can we get a scumchat link please? I want to see what happened there.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I absolutely correctly guessed all four anti-town.

Two of them because they were the only ones left, and one through an inspection result. You were tunneling me too hard to actually find them legitimately.

[Dariush]

I began RiAing because with Think's absence town was doomed. No point in sane discussion.

And you were, like, seriously scum. You actually did all the crap I accused you of on D1. And I was kinda 'FUUUU' because nobody else wanted to hear me out. 

[TolyK]

Hammerwin!
Good game folks.
My best inactive game ever
Гуд джоб Дариуш

[Toaster]

Noooooooo.  Hapah, why the mind change?  I hoped you'd still be shooting Dariush.


Forget scum chat- I want to see dead chat!


(BTW I lied about having up to two votes- it was actually up to five today. I could have hammered by myself today, but then Hapah would have shot me for sure and it'd be up to LYLO with ZU against people already itching to vote him.)

[Bookthras]

I am god.

Thank you, I was hoping you'd say this since you said the below on P21 and I missed my chance:

I'm THE GOD OF MAFIA.

Only in the omnipresent sense.

Ba-dum-tish!

I TOLD you assfuckers. I. FUCKING. TOLD YOU.

I also told you fuckers: TOASTER WAS SCUM! Town Toaster would never have pulled that D1 bandwagon reasonless vote on me... but nooooo, you wouldn't fucking listen until the laaaast possible second. Sheesh.

Can we get a scumchat link please? I want to see what happened there.

Can't help you with that, but pending wuba's details, have some deadchat instead.

Гуд джоб Дариуш

Нет, Дариуш сосет.

[webadict]

I began RiAing because with Think's absence town was doomed. No point in sane discussion.

And you were, like, seriously scum. You actually did all the crap I accused you of on D1. And I was kinda 'FUUUU' because nobody else wanted to hear me out. 

But he's right. You were the scummy one. All that tunnelling didn't help you at all. You merely guessed the four incredibly late into the game. You didn't actually prove them guilty.

Noooooooo.  Hapah, why the mind change?  I hoped you'd still be shooting Dariush.


Forget scum chat- I want to see dead chat!


(BTW I lied about having up to two votes- it was actually up to five today. I could have hammered by myself today, but then Hapah would have shot me for sure and it'd be up to LYLO with ZU against people already itching to vote him.)

Had you hammered yesterday, you could've won.

2v3 -> Hammer town -> 2v2 at night -> Hapah kill scum, mafiakill -> 1v1 straight to Night

Assuming you dodge the protect and the delay.

Also, the unkillable townie. >.>