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Author Topic: Roll to be a Turnip  (Read 15594 times)

Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #180 on: August 07, 2012, 01:52:30 pm »

R.I.P. Millions of spiders.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #181 on: August 07, 2012, 03:25:58 pm »

Hey, I'm a giant Mecha, this happens to my kind all the time. Use the infinity breaker drill to break the paradox.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2012, 03:31:40 pm »

GM slavery does not require turns as GM's do not obey any laws... physical, meta-physical or otherwise.
So why not reset the game on your own. I haven't forbidden you from doing it or in any other way prevented it.
I can't use GM slavery, as I am subject to the universe, despite my status as turnipified religious symbol. I have no time to give the orders.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #183 on: August 07, 2012, 03:36:00 pm »

GM slavery does not require turns as GM's do not obey any laws... physical, meta-physical or otherwise.
So why not reset the game on your own. I haven't forbidden you from doing it or in any other way prevented it.
I can't use GM slavery, as I am subject to the universe, despite my status as turnipified religious symbol. I have no time to give the orders.

you can however call it a previously undisclosed contingency plan in which case you will have already specified that i should reset the game to the previous turn in the event of your spectacularly painful demise and we can continue the game tomorrow.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #184 on: August 07, 2012, 03:37:04 pm »

Considering I'm the antiturnip, I thought blowing up the universe was kinda my goal.

Besides, I'm going to be horribly killed by everyone.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #185 on: August 07, 2012, 03:40:14 pm »

Considering I'm the antiturnip, I thought blowing up the universe was kinda my goal.

Besides, I'm going to be horribly killed by everyone.
well you did just horribly kill them... its only fair they try to return the favor, besides if the kill you horribly you'll be even and then you can use the last GM slavery action to resurrect yourself.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #186 on: August 07, 2012, 07:46:04 pm »

I go to sleep and you kill everything
reset the universe
or trigger the big bang
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #187 on: August 07, 2012, 08:17:34 pm »

Giga! Paradox! Break!
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #188 on: August 07, 2012, 08:48:04 pm »

What if we say that the explosion created a new big bang?
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #189 on: August 07, 2012, 09:49:25 pm »

steal the GMs slavery and force the gm to restart the game
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #190 on: August 07, 2012, 10:27:28 pm »

SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, IN BLACKNESS OF SPACE...


...IS A TURNIP SEED.

>GROW
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #191 on: August 08, 2012, 02:27:08 am »

This was truly an epic way to break the game :D
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #192 on: August 08, 2012, 03:04:47 am »

This was truly an epic way to break the game :D
It was completely unintentional.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #193 on: August 08, 2012, 03:58:27 am »

bored now, letting this happen.
steal the GMs slavery and force the gm to restart the game

Game is reset.
Big Bang in 3...2...1...


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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #194 on: August 08, 2012, 04:01:53 am »

What the FU- BOOOOOOM!

Grow.
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