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[Yoink]

>GROW.

[LordSlowpoke]

CAST SUMMON NUTRITION

[zomara0292]

JOIN IN ON THE ACTION
BECOME PARASITIC

[Unholy_Pariah]

"Watanashi shien, Shienzu!"
Use my Poorly translated Japanese ultimate mecha ability to reopen the wormhole, ejecting me back to earth.

(6) you reopen the wormhole to earth but accidentally shunt the exploding planet through. (5) earth has orbited away from the wormhole and now has 2 suns.

Use my remaining nutrients in an attempt to gain the ability to absorb heat as nutrients.

Also, I really want to own your die.

(4) you use your remaining nutrients to develop thermocouples and can now make energy from heat... pity spinal shunted the sun down a wormhole.

Use 3 nutrients to grow.

(1) you pointlessly expel 3 nutrients and shrink in the process.

Shrink

(3) you begin to shrink.

>GROW.

(3) you begin to grow.

CAST SUMMON NUTRITION

(4) you summon nutrition, it begins to flee.

JOIN IN ON THE ACTION
BECOME PARASITIC

(5) you join in the action, (3) you begin to become parasitic.


Characters:
LordYoinkPoke:Immune to pesticide, poisonous, 5.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 4 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 4 nutrients.
Sinpwn: Exploratory mining vessel, Biotic Combustion thrusters, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 7 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (has bloomed), 50% of original size, 5 nutrients
Dirg:becoming a turnip, redefined the definition of turnip, 5 nutrients.
Lordcooper: Mecha-Turnip, Thermocouples, 25 nutrients.
Killerhellhound: Magnet shroom, 5 nutrients.
Corai:In control of American defence network, 5 nutrients.
Spinal_Taper:Mecha-Something, 5 nutrients.
10ebbor10: Is the anti-turnip, 5 nutrients.
Zomara:becoming a parasite, 5 nutrients.

[LordSlowpoke]

KILL NUTRITION AND EAT ITS CORPSE

[lordcooper]

Bob about a bit.

[zomara0292]

Attach myself to nearby lifeform. Preferably a moving one.

[ansontan2000]

Grow god dammit!

[Dirg]

Fake a yawn as I began moving a spider leg around mecha godzilla.

[10ebbor10]

Cause the Turnipocalypse. The earth(or this turnip patch at least) will be baked by the suns, and no rain will fall.

[Unholy_Pariah]

KILL NUTRITION AND EAT ITS CORPSE

(6) you kill nutrition so hard it explodes into a fine mist, (4+5) you manage to drink in a substantial amount of it before it all dissipates. (4 nutrients gained)

Bob about a bit.

(2) you decide weaving is more appropriate

Attach myself to nearby lifeform. Preferably a moving one.

(5)you attach yourself to Dirg and spy on his date.

Grow god dammit!

(4) you begin to grow, (5) god damns you to an eternity of listening to the macarena by changing the beat of your heart.

Fake a yawn as I began moving a spider leg around mecha godzilla.

(5)you yawn admirably and (6) slip your arm around Mecha-Godzilla, the GM censors your resulting success.

Cause the Turnipocalypse. The earth(or this turnip patch at least) will be baked by the suns, and no rain will fall.

(4) you make your final preparations and are ready to end the world as turnips know it.


Characters:
LordYoinkPoke:Immune to pesticide, poisonous, 9.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 4 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 4 nutrients.
Sinpwn: Exploratory mining vessel, Biotic Combustion thrusters, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 7 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (has bloomed), 50% of original size, 5 nutrients
Dirg:becoming a turnip, redefined the definition of turnip, 5 nutrients.
Lordcooper: Mecha-Turnip, Thermocouples, 25 nutrients.
Killerhellhound: Magnet shroom, 5 nutrients.
Corai:In control of American defence network, 5 nutrients.
Spinal_Taper:Mecha-Something, 5 nutrients.
10ebbor10: Is the anti-turnip, Turnipocalypse prepared, 5 nutrients.
Zomara:becoming a parasite, attached to Dirg, 5 nutrients.

[Yoink]

>GROW.

Yay, moar nutrients!

[ansontan2000]

>GROW.

[10ebbor10]

Execute said plans. Aim for a +1 bonus as recompensation for the GM's continual delayal of my actions, by forcing me to make to much plans.

[zomara0292]

Root myself deeper into Dirg