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Author Topic: Roll to be a Turnip  (Read 16109 times)

Dirg

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2012, 12:41:15 am »
Dreams really do come true. Flash fry humans with lasers before devouring. Make obnoxious OM NOM NOM noises while eating.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2012, 12:46:54 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

lordcooper

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2012, 12:49:03 am »
Steal Yoink's bonus points.
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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
Santorum leaves a bad taste in my mouth

ansontan2000

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2012, 01:28:04 am »
Finish blooming.
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2012, 02:01:59 am »
Eat baby. Burrow undergroud.
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killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2012, 02:29:48 am »
drop on to lawn that Mr Will Sauce is protecting grow into maneater (or in this case zombieeater)
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Quote from: TCM on September 28, 2012, 10:14:01 pm
Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2012, 03:58:58 am »
Quote from: Dirg on August 05, 2012, 12:41:15 am
Dreams really do come true. Flash fry humans with lasers before devouring. Make obnoxious OM NOM NOM noises while eating.
(5) You flash fry a bullet train full of humans, (1) a dog makes obnoxious ON NOM NOM noises while chewing on your leg.

Quote from: Yoink on August 05, 2012, 12:46:54 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 10:42:39 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 09:14:44 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:33:44 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:15:15 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:03:24 am
>GROW.
((I should get bonus points for best turnip RP. :P))
(3) you get ready to grow, (5+4) you gain 4 bonus points.


Quote from: lordcooper on August 05, 2012, 12:49:03 am
Steal Yoink's bonus points.
(6) you steal Yoink's bonus points, oh hey 2x multiplier :D


Quote from: ansontan2000 on August 05, 2012, 01:28:04 am
Finish blooming.
(4) you finish blooming.


Quote from: Sinpwn on August 05, 2012, 02:01:59 am
Eat baby. Burrow undergroud.
(5) you eat a baby, it tastes good. (1) you are chased by a horde of knife wielding single moms and have no chance to burrow underground.


Quote from: killerhellhound on August 05, 2012, 02:29:48 am
drop on to lawn that Mr Will Sauce is protecting grow into maneater (or in this case zombieeater)
(4) you jump down the inter-dimensional portal and land on the lawn protected by MrWillSauce, (1) you morph into a wall nut.


Characters:
LordYoinkPoke:Immune to pesticide, poisonous, 5.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 4 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 4 nutrients.
Sinpwn:Drill-nose land Dolphin, Biotic Combustion thrusters, too heavy to move, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 7 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (has bloomed), 5 nutrients
Dirg:becoming a turnip, redefined the definition of turnip, 5 nutrients.
Lordcooper: 8 bonus points, 5 nutrients.
Killerhellhound: Wall nut, 5 nutrients.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

lordcooper

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2012, 04:01:47 am »
Trade bonus points in the most advantageous way my turnippy mind can think of.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2012, 04:05:55 am by lordcooper »
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Quote from: Sir Finkus on March 30, 2012, 03:08:24 pm
Santorum leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Corai

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2012, 04:04:50 am »
BE PLANTED.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2012, 04:08:19 am »
Fine. My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens. It's time to go to space.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2012, 04:09:24 am »
Be an Anti-Turnip
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2012, 05:00:23 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2012, 05:02:36 am »
start mutating into a magnetshroom that’s on coffee
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Quote from: TCM on September 28, 2012, 10:14:01 pm
Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

ansontan2000

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2012, 05:15:18 am »
Absorb nutrients.
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

MrWillsauce

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2012, 07:18:33 am »
I order Jeeves and Albert to consume the wall nut and use the nutrients to make more Gatling plant things. I order the baby plants to continue fortifying the house until it is perfectly zombie-proof. Meanwhile, I design an autobiographical game about my experiences on the lawn called "Plants vs Zombies" and sell it to the other players.
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