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Re: Curiosity Mission: By The Way, There's An American Flag On Mars Now
« Reply #645 on: September 25, 2012, 02:22:34 pm »

The best 2 I can think of are as follows:

1) NASA comissions a craft from Lockheed Martin (Mars Climate Orbiter) to perform atmospheric measurements from Martian Orbit. It is built in such a way so its command and control systems work on Imperial Units, ten years after NASA switched to the metric system. Lockheed Martain fail to tell NASA of this, who assume it is built to work on metric units, as per standard protocol. A system of checks and balances fail to detect the problem. Unsuprisingly the craft is lost when it approaches the planet far too close when establishing an orbit, which decays as the craft enters the Martian atmosphere. Linky!

2) The Venera 14 lander (USSR Venus missions) somehow managed to make an epic fail when mking measurements of soil density: it had a spung loaded arm designed to burrow into the Venusian soil and measure its compressability. Alas, the sprung arm managed to land into the quartz crystal camera lens cap that was detached moments before to take pictures of the surface. Linky!

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Re: Curiosity Mission: By The Way, There's An American Flag On Mars Now
« Reply #646 on: November 21, 2012, 11:25:42 am »

What the hell is this? nbcnews.to/10ppUMS, and yes there are multiple sources.

Complementary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=nry5z8zaJ9o&NR=1
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #647 on: November 21, 2012, 11:29:19 am »

Well, that's....nonspecific.

Curiosity's instruments have also determined that normal radiation on Mars is not sufficient to harm humans.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #648 on: November 21, 2012, 11:45:29 am »

Okay, so it's almost definitely hard proof of something. If it was Advanced Aliens, they wouldn't tell us, and if it was proof of life they would probably check this long. Or perhaps it is life? Or maybe an ancient rosetta stone... or a new element which is also life... or... best yet, life they could synthesize on earth.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #649 on: November 21, 2012, 11:53:00 am »

That's...a bit of a leap. For all we know Curiosity just found some specks of gold or something equally nifty-but-useless.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #650 on: November 21, 2012, 11:53:58 am »

Don't you tell me what's a leap, you magic space aliens covering up guy.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #651 on: November 21, 2012, 11:55:25 am »

Le Jokes ;). It's something important though. We can establish that.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #652 on: November 21, 2012, 11:56:44 am »

Don't you tell me what's a leap, you magic space aliens covering up guy.
Riiiiight, I'm covering up space aliens.

On another note, could you look at this, please?
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #653 on: November 21, 2012, 12:54:44 pm »

Most probably simple organic molecules. Anything complex would be astounding.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #654 on: November 21, 2012, 01:23:02 pm »

A planet called MakeMake with no atmosphere? Yep, thats where the dwarf's are, lurking in their fortresses with their so and so beer laced mushroom made heatbox, sharpening their beards as they delicately destroy our technology. It's all a lie i tell you!
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #655 on: November 22, 2012, 01:29:07 am »

Apparently, results will be released in early December. Just in time for the end of the world!
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #656 on: November 22, 2012, 09:52:21 am »

Mid-November: Curiosity finds PROOF.
Early December: PROOF leak from NASA HQ
20th December: Aliens from Mars learn about the leak, get pissed, blow up earth.

Conclusion: MAYANS!

Fits perfectly, imho :P
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #657 on: November 24, 2012, 07:26:32 am »

Actually, if we discovered fossil proof of alien life, how much would we able to know about it through curiosity? And how far are we off synthesizing it?
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #658 on: November 24, 2012, 07:27:55 am »

Actually, if we discovered fossil proof of alien life, how much would we able to know about it through curiosity? And how far are we off synthesizing it?
Not that much. It's main components, maybe nothing more.

As for synthesizing. Quite a bit further than we're from cloning dinosaurs.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: NASA covers up proof of alien civilization on Mars
« Reply #659 on: November 24, 2012, 07:45:45 am »

On that note, how's the mammoth project going? I hear they've managed to create a blood sample akin to have being freshly drawn. Alright, speculation aside :P, what would the effects be if we have conclusive proof of the existence of life of mars once? I imagine everyone even vaguely interested in space will dance, but what about the world in general?
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