Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Yeah, start anew.

6 (50%)

Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

4 (33.3%)

Nah, let's keep going.

2 (16.7%)

Nah, just kill this.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[Greenstarfanatic]

Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.

just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"

That would work if not for two things.

1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.

2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.

Really? Damn, didn't notice, I keep forgetting stuff like this unfortunately. I'm so stupid.

Nononooooo. If it makes you feel any better, at least half of the people here are/have been/were confused as to the whole floating store situation.

[Patrick Hunt]

(( Do or die time. ))

Jump off the balcony, hit monster on the head with my weapons killing it and use it's body as a raft so I don't burn in the lava.

[RaNDM]

[N/A] You yell out to the lava where Articuno fell in, and where the lava is slowly hardening into rock. A single tear drips down your cheek.

Oh look. Actual human sympathy.

The lava flow gently carries the legendary bird through the Mall, bits of frost shattering from Articuno's wings as it struggles to flap away. The current finally pulls the Freeze Pokémon beneath the surface, frying it in an instant. Years from now, decades, centuries, in whatever downtrodden bar RaN would find himself in, someone would always ask.

"What happened to you that day, in the Mall? Before this shit started."

RaN answered it was a quick death, that the legendary bird fainted when the first bullet hit, that she could not have lived for longer than a second beneath the flames. He would slam down another drink and leave before they would bother him more.

RaN was wrong. It was not quick and painless. Every second of every day, he would still remember her screams, his agony, the hate he felt for Westly, hate that would never end. And he would never be forgiven. No one would be forgiven.

"Does anyone have a jackhammer?"

[2-1 Vs. 1] Zapdos attempts to fire a Zap Cannon shot at the perpetrator of this horrid crime instead, but misses and sends the lemonade stand falling down into the lava. What a shame.

Zapdos: Return.

[5] Moltres, oblivious to his near-death experience, grabs the trio of ledge-goers, and carefully plops them down on the catwalk. He seems pleased.

Moltres: Return.

"Is something burning?..."

[1] Something's definitely burning...

RaN: Assist with waking May.

"How am I going to do that?"

I don't know. More puns?

[Fireiy]

I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.
Place Westly under arrest.

[SquatchHammer]

Starts looking around in the shop and starts piling up all the weapons in groups.... I hope there's enough stuff here to make a magma powered electric nuclear carp launcher....

Sees that its all just random parts of broken blades and handles...

WTF is this shit!!!! I come in hoping to find something at least usable, like maybe a 3 bladed sword that I can shoot the blades into people, but NO!!!

Grumbles as he puts everything in his pockets for later...

(I give general permission to sig anything I say if anyone wants to...)

[WafflesandBacon]

I wave to Sigma.

Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk

[Greenstarfanatic]

Bamp for some people.

[dewboy]

Look up above the catwalks, try to find something to jump to or climb up to

[Sigma castell]

I attempt to pull myself up into the store.

[TCM]

I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.
Place Westly under arrest.

Shoot this man!

And RanDM as well if possible.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I wave to Sigma.

Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk

Step to the side if he flies towards me.

[GraveHaunter92]

Smash my way out of this foggy store!

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Coel mab Urien
Profession: Royal bastard, oftentimes warrior
Special skill: Scampering for his life
Quick description: Coel is a lanky black-haired young man wearing a nightshirt and a bewildered expression. He got into the mall by accident while escaping his brother Owain, who was out to murder him again.
Items: Lindenwood roundshield, iron arming sword, lacy nightshirt (very cute)

[Greenstarfanatic]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Coel mab Urien
Profession: Royal bastard, oftentimes warrior
Special skill: Scampering for his life
Quick description: Coel is a lanky black-haired young man wearing a nightshirt and a bewildered expression. He got into the mall by accident while escaping his brother Owain, who was out to murder him again.
Items: Lindenwood roundshield, iron arming sword, lacy nightshirt (very cute)

HM. Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Coel mab Urien
Profession: Royal bastard, oftentimes warrior
Special skill: Scampering for his life
Quick description: Coel is a lanky black-haired young man wearing a nightshirt and a bewildered expression. He got into the mall by accident while escaping his brother Owain, who was out to murder him again.
Items: Lindenwood roundshield, iron arming sword, lacy nightshirt (very cute)

HM. Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.

All right, I pick the sword. However, Coel is a bastard by birth, not a Bastard Bastard as in the trope. Not that I mind the +1, of course.