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Yeah, start anew.

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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

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Nah, let's keep going.

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Nah, just kill this.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[WafflesandBacon]

Approach the fortune-teller booth and rudely nudge it with my foot

[SquatchHammer]

Rectify Action

Seeing as he is in a bladed weapon store that had a wonderful five finger sale going on, he checks the inventory of the remaining stock....

(since Green didnt say anything about my character can or cannot break the 4th wall... here he goes!!)

Well fuck.

HEY GM/REFEREE!!! Points to needlessly empty racks I thinks this store needs a restock ok? I was hoping to get a great Axe or 5 while I'm in here. Any chance of letting me have first Dead Rising style of stock. You know the one where you can keep picking up certain objects from stock forever? 

(I blame GWG for this... I wasnt trying to make a DeadPool style character but he MADE ME!! Oh the reference he said soo made me do it..... Mmmnnnn reference ......)

[GreatWyrmGold]

(I blame GWG for this... I wasnt trying to make a DeadPool style character but he MADE ME!! Oh the reference he said soo made me do it..... Mmmnnnn reference ......)

(Wait, what did I do?)

[SquatchHammer]

(I blame GWG for this... I wasnt trying to make a DeadPool style character but he MADE ME!! Oh the reference he said soo made me do it..... Mmmnnnn reference ......)

(Wait, what did I do?)

(You asked that if my character also broke the fourth wall....)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh. So I did.

How many regenerating mercs in red-and-black spandex are there?

[SquatchHammer]

Well I wasnt going for that at first. I just like the color combo black and red. I figured to do the suit just to see what green's reaction would be.

[Greenstarfanatic]

...To be honest, I did not get the reference until now.

I'm a disgrace.

[SquatchHammer]

...To be honest, I did not get the reference until now.

I'm a disgrace.

No you're not. Not everyone is perfect about getting EVERY reference. Sometimes the most obvious is the most oblivious.

So... I heard there were updates a foot?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Indeed. I have time today, so updates are quite afoot.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Fireball, eh? Interesting.

Equip the Bolt Badge and try to use Fireball, targeting Charles as a practice dummy.

[N/A] Shoving the Trio badge back in your pocket, you take out the Bolt Badge, and attempt to use the Fireball move with that.

No dice. Literally nothing happens. Except you looking ridiculous trying to Hadouken a tiny metal badge.

Just shoot at magic flying birds.

[3, 2, 4 Vs. 2, 4, 1]
You pull out your Uzi once more, and unload several clips into Zapdos, Moltres, and Articuno.
HAHAAAA! TAKE THAT YOU MAGIC BASTARDS!
The impact of the bullets severely damages Zapdos' right wing, but otherwise, he seems stable...enough.

Articuno is less lucky, the impacts of the now frozen bullets knocking it straight into the lava! Wow, who would've guessed flying incredibly close to lava would have any dangerous repercussions.

Moltres fares much better, the bullets pretty much melting before impact.

So overall, a success.

WESTLEY: +2 KILL POINTS

Articuno: Blizzard on Westly!

Zapdos: Cover Articuno! Zap Cannon on Westly!

Moltres: Go get Harold and his friends.

[N/A] You yell out to the lava where Articuno fell in, and where the lava is slowly hardening into rock. A single tear drips down your cheek.

[2-1 Vs. 1] Zapdos attempts to fire a Zap Cannon shot at the perpetrator of this horrid crime instead, but misses and sends the lemonade stand falling down into the lava. What a shame.

[5] Moltres, oblivious to his near-death experience, grabs the trio of ledge-goers, and carefully plops them down on the catwalk. He seems pleased.

On second thoughts change my action to
Check out the strange wardrobe

[5] Walking over to the nice MAHOGANY wardrobe, you toss open the doors, banging them slightly on the Catwalk railing. Fuck.

Inside, you find...oh, cool, a new suit! You grab it and replace your old, wet one with it. However, when you put it on, the cuffs feel a bit...weird. When you go to adjust them, a blade pops out at wrist level! Woah! You adjest the other one, and find a small pistol that pops out! Sweeeeet.

"I'll do my best, I guess...Karkat, would you mind being quiet long enough to get us up there, at least?"

Accept his offer of help. Make sure I'm not leaving anything or anyone behind.

"Thanks. Mind if I ask your name?"

[4] Thankfully, nobody is left behind, and you, Karkat, and May all make it to the Catwalk safely. Phew!

Um, well... >Start working on that makeshift grappling hook idea, then.

Don't use it yet, though.

[3] Your crafting skill is a bit low...but...hm. It might work. It looks like it'd only work once, though. A Jewelled Pipe isn't exactly the best base for a Grappling Hook.

I appear in lava.
"Such burning"
I attempt to backflip out of the lava.

[5] BACKFLIP HOOOOO!
You backflip as soon as you spawn, grabbing hold of the ledge of the Catwalk containing the Wardrobe and Fortune Telling booth. You see some rather fancy guy examining his suit, some weird ninja-lookin' guy and...

Is that Waffles?

Take my new weapons and sneak off.

[4] Well, you have no new weapons, but you take the ones you already have, and sneak off to the other side of the store. You now find yourself outside, between a guy viciously kicking a fortune telling booth, and some guy hanging off the ledge.

Find way off of the floating store

"This wasn't here when I went in my closet, _{Or was it?"}

[3] Hm. The closet is easy enough to get out of, and you see the doors on either side of the store are open to some kind of catwalk. You poke your head out of one, and are shocked to find copious amounts of lava below.
Shit.
That's unnerving.

"How can one expect to hold a match under these conditions?"
*Sniff*
"Is something burning?..."

Fernando walks out of the store and calls out to anyone in the vicinity

[1] Something's definitely burning...

Eh, whatever. You turn around and begin to walk towards to door.

Except it's not a door. It's a pillar. And now your nose is bleeding. Congrats.

Approach the fortune-teller booth and rudely nudge it with my foot

[6] You march confidently through the trashed store, ignoring the people walking into pillars and getting cared out of their wits. Eventually, you come out on the opposite Catwalk. You look to your right, and see an unbroken Fortune Telling booth. That needs to change, you think.

Taking a wind-up, you kick the bottom of it, simultaneously breaking your toe and knocking the thing off of catwalk. Welp. So much for figuring out what it did.

Oh hey, there's Sigma.

HEY GM/REFEREE!!! Points to needlessly empty racks I thinks this store needs a restock ok? I was hoping to get a great Axe or 5 while I'm in here. Any chance of letting me have first Dead Rising style of stock. You know the one where you can keep picking up certain objects from stock forever? 

You look up at the camera in the corner of the store and start your spiel.

A few moments pass.

And a few more...

Suddenly, the PA comes on.

YEAH, NO. THIS AIN'T A VIDEO GAME, SIR. IF YOU WANT A WEAPON, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET CREATIVE. MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF SOMETHING ELSE.

ALSO, YOU GUYS ALL REALIZE THAT THERE'S THIS GIANT MONSTER SITTING OUTSIDE PLAYING FUCKING PATTY-CAKE WITH ANOTHER GIANT MONSTER.

IN LAVA.

FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS, KILL THE GODDAMN THING ALREADY.

Meanwhile, GUINN and Wyatt are joined by GenMan in the Mall Waiting Room.


Boss Turns:
Groudon is having fun.

May talks dirty in her sleep.

THE LAVA IS ALMOST IRRELEVANT NOW.

Spoiler: Battlefield (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)

May
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza,Groudon(Out),

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Forgetting what a 'Door' is.
Injuries: BLOODY NOSE
Kill Count: 16
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Item: Briefcase x2
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Graduating from Lawyer to ASSASSIN.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 10
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Improving her Smithing skill.
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 15
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Abilities: Fireball
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Trying to sequence break
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 2
Kill Count: 13

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses:
+1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing
+1 to rolls involving accuracy with guns.
Abilities: [You're too cool for school. Fire has no effect on you, but you'd better learn to ice skate.]Icy Aura[/abbr]
Status: KILLING MAGICAL GIRLS BIRDS
Injuries: Broken Nose (Oh, the pain), Missing Arm (No right arm usage. Immediate fail if attempted)
Deaths: 3
Kills: 8
Achievements: 2


Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Status: Getting saved by the flaming magical bird equivalent of a St. Bernard.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Gold Knuckledusters
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 10

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: Crying with that one Sarah McLachlan song in the background.
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 15

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Status: Still rather mediocre.

Name: Waffles N. Bacon
User: WafflesandBacon
Bonuses: +1 to Vehicle Use and 'Cool' actions
Inventory: A syringe
Status: Reuniting with old friends and breaking things.
Injuries: Broken toes. All of them.

Name: The Hammer
User: SquatchHammer
Bonuses: 1/20 chance of bleeding effect on hit, 50% chance of +1 to weapons.
Inventory: Regeneration Spandex (Equipped)
Status: Breaking the 4th wall.

Name:Scruffy
User: Dewboy
Bonuses: +1 to Liquid Use and Improvised Weaponry
Inventory: Broomstick
Status: WHAT

Name: Sigma Castell
User: The same.
Bonuses: +1 to creating Light Armor and Drinks.
Starting item: Blender

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.


RaNDM
Zapdos
Status: ACTIVE. AND OUT.

Moltres
Status: Active

Venusaur
Status: Inactive

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Status: Inactive

Serperior
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

-Karkat Vantas
Inventory: Holmes Smell Ya Later
Status: Angry as all fuck.

[ReDeadEr]

Fireball, eh? Interesting.

Equip the Bolt Badge and try to use Fireball, targeting Charles as a practice dummy.

[N/A] Shoving the Trio badge back in your pocket, you take out the Bolt Badge, and attempt to use the Fireball move with that.

No dice. Literally nothing happens. Except you looking ridiculous trying to Hadouken a tiny metal badge.

"Hrm..."

Well, it was worth a shot. For now, I guess, bust a cap in Charles' ass with the UZI. Actually, just cap any poor fool in Charles' general direction.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Well, we're all okay now. Hm...we want to deal with those monsters, do we?"

Locate a nice, safe area away from Karkat and the others, and sit down there.
Attempt to wake May without hurting her, vaguely wondering what would happen if I rolled a 6.

Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.

just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"

[Greenstarfanatic]

Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.

just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"

That would work if not for two things.

1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.

2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.

just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"

That would work if not for two things.

1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.

2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.

Really? Damn, didn't notice, I keep forgetting stuff like this unfortunately. I'm so stupid.