Lou begins spinning around, trying to burn everything. Everything.
[3] Lou squirts a bit of soap at his feet, and starts spinning around in it. He slides around for a bit, before slamming into another wall, and not really succeeding in burning anything but a shoe store and his eyebrows. Phooey.
Okay, just choose a spawn point. for now.
In front of the shoe store? Makes sense cause that's why he came to the mall.
I call out to see if anyone else if in the mall.
[2] Walking out of Shoe-A-Palooza, you find the mall...empty. Ish. You let out a meager cry for help, but it doesn't seem anyone heard it. You put on your ill-gotten shoes and sulk for a bit.
Gloriokal will smash the goggles (Useless, the fuck does pyrovision mean, and happiness? The hell?), and hunt down the Sniper and kill him.
Yay, Mall Fight RTD!
That was worth the wait
Fernando will hurl the Sandman Ball at the Sniper with his good arm
>Tara will march RIGHT UP TO that ASSHOLE SNIPER and BEAT THE EVERLOVING POOP OUT OF HIM with her pipe.
"That is not cool, buddy!"
[3, 4, 5] Gloriokal tosses the goggles into a wall, cracking them a bit, before storming off to find the sniper. He finds him still looking through his scope, but is too tired out by his romp through the mall to go up and get him.
Nacho, however, has better luck, using his good arm to whip the Sandman baseball all the way to the Sniper's perch, stunning both him and Nacho for a while. Nacho is in severe pain, and is bleeding heavily from his arm.
Finally, Tara runs as fast as she can, and makes it up to the tower in time to see the sniper get beaned with a baseball. She pulls out her pipe, and [5 vs. 1] whacks him in the head, splattering blood all over the screens and the glass. She feels proud. And dirty. VERY dirty. Eww.
Spawn outside of the security booth I was in.
You spawn just in time to witness the other security booth's window turn dark red.
Run around, shoot first living being I see.
You spawn, and run around shooting [1] Miles and [5] The Scout! Yay! But...Actually, still yay!
Spawn near a mechanical or electronic shop if some kind and start building a lab.
[1] You enter the mall, and are immediately surrounded by nothing. Really. Nothing. There's not a store in sight.
Surely you're not the only one to have this happen to them...right?
Red Spy
Status: Gentlemen?
Weapons: Ambassador, Spy-cicle, Disguise Kit, Cloak and Dagger, Red-Tape recorder.
Bonus: +2 to defense.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Injured Arm! (-1 to Left Arm-Based actions!)
Kill Count: 10 + Kill assist!= 11
Achievements: 2
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
1x Vintage Pyrovision! (+1 to Happiness!)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Out of breath.
Kill Count: 4
Deaths: 2
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Respawning...Still...
Death Count: 3
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Killing snipers the hard way.
Achievements: 4
Kill Count: 12 + Kill assist!= 13
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Hugging Walls
Achievements: 3
Death(?) Count: 2
Kill Count: 2
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Killing Teammates.
Deaths: 2
Kills: 2
Name: Dominic Wyatt
User: MisterTimn
Occupation: Medical Scientist
Special Skill: Medicine
Quick Description: He stumbled upon it on his way to the mall to buy new shoes. He got locked in, and well, you know the rest.
Inventory: His scientific calculator, Shoes. Lots of them.
Bonuses: +1 to !!SCIENCE!! and Healing (others)
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Occupation: Mad Genetic Engineer
Special Skill: Improvising Lab Gear
Quick Description: He needed to pick up some new subjects.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear.
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar, Digi-Sword
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing, Buster Sword
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
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Caerwyn, have you forgotten about your creations? They're just standing there!