Man, I suck at keeping promises.
Also, next turn I shall introduce the concept of Initiative, happily
stolen borrowed from Freeformschooler's RTD, Mushroom Kingdom Wars.
Again, if any of you have any suggestions, please tell me. I am very sorry for the long wait, as I have no excuse except for laziness and schoolwork.
Gloriokal will grab the goggles!
[Free Action] You grab the goggles and put them on. WHOAH! Why does everything look...happy?
Item Gained: PYROVISION! +1 to happiness! What that means I'll decide later.
Sneak up behind the Pyro and Uzi-whip him in the head.
[1] You charge at the pyro, but step into a puddle of leftover soap, sliding into the same wall he crashed into moments before.
Injury Acquired: Broken Dignity!
*Sigh* Unfog everything and try again.
You push on the glass as you try to unfog it, but it breaks and you fall tumbling down to the ground below. Gumshoe looks down from the booth, yelling,
'You Okay, boss?!'
Nacho pulls off an aerial tag-team combo with Tara on the spy, knocking him into the air and launching him at the Sniper like a missile!
((Unless you got something else in mind Yoink?))
((Oh right, sounds good to me!))
>Channel the power of lurrrrve into Ultimate Tag-team aerial combo!
[6+5+2+2=15!] Tara leaps onto the shoulders of Nacho, who tosses her into the air.
He himself takes a flying leap off of a nearby plant, joining Tara in the air and grabbing her hands. They proceed to kiss and do a few flips, before turning around and diving straight into the ground, sending a shockwave of rocks and love, but mostly rocks outwards, vaporizing everyone on ground level, including Edgeworth, Westley, Gloriokal, the Red Soldier, the Red Pyro, and the Red Engineer!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
The shockwave seems to have also released Lou!
((So basically I'm stuck hoping that either the Pyro will pull one of those things where a Hunter pounces on a survivor that a Smoker already had caught, or somebody steals my flamethrower?))
Lou tries to open fire on the general area around the Spy with his Soap Gun.
[3] Lou squirts around the area of the now-undisguised spy, but he looks down, and steps over it, confused at your attempt to kill him.
The Red Scout runs out of bonk! He lobs a Sandman Ball at Tara!
[1 Vs. 2+2] But Nacho steps in to catch it!
The Red Sniper aims at Nacho!
[5 Vs. 1+2] Tara tries to smack the bullet out of the air, but it manages to hit him in the Left Arm! (-1 to Left Arm Based actions.)
The Red Spy Tries to go invisible and escape!
[5] He manages to get around behind Lou!
Red Scout
Status: CAN'T HIT WHAT YA' CAN'T SEE!
Weapons: Sandman, Force-A-Nature
Bonus: +1 to movement/speed
Red Sniper
Status: Still not a crazed gunman.
Weapons: Huntsman, Jarate, Tribalman's Shiv
Bonus: +1 to distance shots.
Red Spy
Status: Gentlemen?
Weapons: Ambassador, Spy-cicle, Disguise Kit, Cloak and Dagger, Red-Tape recorder.
Bonus: +2 to defense.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Injured Arm! (-1 to Left Arm-Based actions!)
Kill Count: 4+6= 10
Achievements: 2
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
1x Vintage Pyrovision! (+1 to Happiness!)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Respawning...
Kill Count: 4
Deaths: 2
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Respawning...
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Failing to hit bullets with her handbag.
Achievements: 4
Kill Count: 6+6= 12
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: NOT DYING!
Achievements: 3
Death(?) Count: 3
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Respawning [-1 To Arm-Based actions]
Deaths: 2
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar, Digi-Sword
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing, Buster Sword
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.