Sorry, guys. The next updates will be a bit more frequent. Despite me starting school again.
Gloriokal will continue with his journey to the Video Game Weapons store, making sure his two servants follow closely behind! We'll need firepower to take down these "Scouts" or whatever they are.
[3] You walk around for a bit, unable to find the aforementioned store due to Ankoth's Disorientation, but soon coming across a strange bottle of yellow liquid lying on the ground next to a strange pair of goggles.
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?!
"Ow." Discharge Uzi at Pyro.
[2] You let loose a flurry of bullets at the rubber-suited man.
Or at least you would have if you had remembered to load it. It's a bit tricky to do with one arm, I guess.
Fernando: This isn't a tag team match, AWAY WITH YOU!
Fernando pimp slaps the medic into the Museum of Irreplaceable Art and then finishes off the Heavy with a pile driver!
Fernando will then attempt to help Tara off the ground.
[5] Fernando slaps the Medic, and he goes flying through the air, landing in the Museum. Or, should I say, ON the museum. Upon closer inspection, it seems that he landed on a scale model of it, which happened to have the very unusual design flaw of having a MASSIVE FUCKING SPIKE COMING OUT OF IT.
The Medic has died!
His weapons are in The Museum of Irreplacable Art!
[4] You climb up onto a food stand, spray the russian with ketchup, and pile-drive the SHIT out of him. Literally. That's messy. Maybe you should get the Janitor over there.
The Heavy is Dead!
HIS Weapons are next to the Generic Hot Dog Stand!
[5] You eagerly help Tara up, and she gives him a big hug!
Nacho has been infused with
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!((...Greenstar, I think our definitions of Diplomacy are very, very different.))
Lou Stops, Drops, and Rolls, attempting to loot the gangster's body while he does so.
[4] You somersault over to Charles' body, ripping the Uzi off his blt and putting it in yours!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
ScavengerFirst to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Look around to all the other security booths then look at the security cameras
[2] The Glass has fogged up from all of your excessively heavy, bored breathing.
You pause for a second, before playing Tic-Tac-Toe in the fog with Gumshoe.
((Yeah, you don't leave those things vague! D: Otherwise you wake up in a ditch on the edge of town, clad in nothing but canola oil and clutching an inflatable rubber chicken.))
>Graciously accept Nacho's helping hand.
>...Then brain the nearest enemy with my pipe before diving into cover!
[5] You graciously accept the lift!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect![2] You quickly look around for another enemy to fight.
There are none. Looks like Nacho took all the fun...
The Red Scout Drinks a Bonk! Atomic Punch!
[5] He's a Blur! Attacks won't hit him next turn!
The Red Soldier shoots the Liberty Launcher at Gloriokal!
[6+1 Vs. 3] Gloriokal is Blown to pieces! Ankoth and HEA are still fighting!
The Pyro tries to get up from the ground!
[6-1] He jumps up and picks up some extra ammo too! He is not Disoriented anymore!
The Red Demoman charges at Nacho, Eyelander Flailing!!
[1] But takes one step and blows up!
The Demoman's Equipment is by Rakes R Us!
The Red Engineer Erects a Mini-Sentry!
[5] He now has Three Mini Sentries! All Buildings are next to Metal Corps.
The Red Sniper tries to Headshot Tara!
[4+1 Vs. 5] She moves at the last second!
The Red Spy tries to Backstab Lou!
[6 Vs. 1] Lou is now Frozen!
Lou will die after next turn if he isn't hit by fire and thawed out!
Red Scout
Status: Bonk! [Attacks won't hit next Turn!]
Weapons: Sandman, Force-A-Nature
Bonus: +1 to movement/speed
Red Soldier
Status: MAGGOTS!
Weapons: Liberty Launcher, Righteous Bison, Escape Plan.
Bonus: +1 to attack
Red Pyro
Status: MMPGH!
Weapons: Rainblower, Scorch Shot, Lollichop.
Bonus: +1 to fire resistance
Red Engineer
Status: Buildin' a Sentry!
Weapons: Frontier Justice, Short Circuit, Gunslinger, Construction PDA, Destruction PDA, 1 Dispenser, 3 Mini-Sentries
Bonus: +1 to Machine Operation
Red Sniper
Status: Still not a crazed gunman.
Weapons: Huntsman, Jarate, Tribalman's Shiv
Bonus: +1 to distance shots.
Red Spy
Status: Gentlemen?
Weapons: Ambassador, Spy-cicle, Disguise Kit, Cloak and Dagger, Red-Tape recorder.
Bonus: +2 to defense.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Forgetting how to stop killing stuff. Infused with The Power of Love! (All Partner Based attacks with Tara gain +2 next Turn)
Kill Count: (2 + 2)= 4
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Forgetting how to respawn. In a waiting room with Liam's Corpse.
Kill Count: 4
Deaths: 1
Achievements: 2
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Forgetting about Bay12
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Forgetting if it's better to go first or second...
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Forgetting what just happened. Infused with The Power of Love! (+2 to Partner Attacks with Nacho next turn)
Achievements: 3
Kill Count: 4+2(For the Demoman)=6
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: More On-Fire than ever!
Achievements: 3
Death(?) Count: 3
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Forgetting how to load. [-1 To Arm-Based actions]
Deaths: 1
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him. Disoriented!(-1 to Movement and Dodge Rolls)
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
Hopefully I didn't Forget anything...
Poll
6 (50%)
Author
Topic: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: THE FAQ AND GENERAL Q THREAD (Read 117752 times)