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Yeah, start anew.

6 (50%)

Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

4 (33.3%)

Nah, let's keep going.

2 (16.7%)

Nah, just kill this.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Caerwyn]

Er...Oh...Uh...Reinforce the spirit with energy?

Well, THAT does not bode well.

[xiphoniii]

Liam smiles, and listens for the sounds of combat and/or pain, hoping to find other players.

[ReDeadEr]

Lou attempts to vandalize the sign in front of the 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' store into saying 'INCREDIBLE HAT STORE'.

It's the perfect trap.

[Yoink]

>Find a cinema and lurk around a there for a while, attempting to gossip with anyone in the area.

>Also show off new clothes.

[Fireiy]

Well it seems like my internet isn't down for some reason... Strange.
Look through evidence in suitcase

[GraveHaunter92]

Climb onto top of taco stand, yell out battle cry to attract challengers.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Er...Oh...Uh...Reinforce the spirit with energy?

Well, THAT does not bode well.

Without attempting to straighten out your neck, you begin to power up the spirit. [6] however, with that neck...thing of yours going, you are unable to stop at the right time. TO MUCH TOO MUCH!! The spirit begins to chase after you.

Liam smiles, and listens for the sounds of combat and/or pain, hoping to find other players.

You listen carefully for screams of pain, and [5] hear one surprisingly close. It's Gloriokal, and he's pretty defenseless at the moment. In a sense.

Lou attempts to vandalize the sign in front of the 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' store into saying 'INCREDIBLE HAT STORE'.

It's the perfect trap.

You run next door to the Spray Can Shoppe, and run back holding a can of red paint. You begin spraying and [5] the sign looks just like that other store's sign on the other side of the mall. It looks very realistic, you decide you must get some hats to add to the illusion.

>Find a cinema and lurk around a there for a while, attempting to gossip with anyone in the area.

>Also show off new clothes.

You make your way to the cinema,[2] and sit down with some really salty popcorn, attempting to make conversation with the hordes of absolutely nobody crowding the theatre. you end up getting up at the front where the screen is and try to show off your clothes, but those crowds of nobody aren't very interested and boo you off the stage.

Well it seems like my internet isn't down for some reason... Strange.
Look through evidence in suitcase

You open up the suitcase to find [3] not much. There's some hair, some fingerprints, and a gun with a single bullet, but that's about it. You swear there was more, but the case proves you wrong. Fearing the worst and accepting it, you close your briefcase and walk farther into the mall.

Climb onto top of taco stand, yell out battle cry to attract challengers.

[3]You struggle a bit in climbing up the stand, knocking over some condiments as you climb. You let out a powerful roar, but it's drowned out mostly by Gloriokal's screams of terror. Pity.

Player Status'

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Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce.
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: BWAAARGH

Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
2x Effigy of Ghoul (Can be cast on the ground to summon the wraith of a long-dead creature. Not very powerful, but quick and scary.)
1x Level ANGRY spirit.
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Chased by FAIL.

Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, 5x D10s, D20s, and D6s
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Listening

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: ORGANIZATION FAIL

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: I truly feel sad for her...

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Hat Collection

[Caerwyn]

Focus my mental energies, and bind the creature to my control! Command it to hunt and kill all who are not me!

Fugly, mate.

Fugly.

[Yoink]

"Weak. What a bunch of posers."

>Leave in a huff.

>Then post on Facebook account about how petty these nobodies are. Be sure to mention their scraggly hair and tanlines.

>Then find changing room and dress in the most protective but still glamorous outfit available.

[xiphoniii]

Toss a handful of d20s, the most round dice I have, under the necromancer's feet, attempting to trip him.

[GraveHaunter92]

Wait in anticipation for opponents.  Seeing none, I walk in the direction of screams of terror

[ReDeadEr]

Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.

[Caerwyn]

Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.

...

I like you.

Friends?

[ReDeadEr]

Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.

...

I like you.

Friends?

Sure, why not.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Once fireiy posts, I shall add him to this.

Focus my mental energies, and bind the creature to my control! Command it to hunt and kill all who are not me!

Fugly, mate.

Fugly.

Focusing all of your psychic energy onto the spirit, it [1] GROWS EVEN BIGGER.

WHAAAAT!? SPIRIT IS EVOLVING!

...YOUR SPIRIT EVOLVED INTO A DEMON!
FROM HELL.

What would you like to name your new Demon? __________

Before you can input it, you trip over a bunch of D20s, falling over, and somehow angering it further. It lunges at you and [3 vs. 2] bites off one of your arms! Tasty...

"Weak. What a bunch of posers."

>Leave in a huff.

>Then post on Facebook account about how petty these nobodies are. Be sure to mention their scraggly hair and tanlines.

>Then find changing room and dress in the most protective but still glamorous outfit available.

[6]You leave in such a huff that you tear your new jeans. THEY WERE GUCCI. SOMEHOW.
You sit down and pull out your phone and begin posting on facebook. You type [3] 'OMG THOSE LOSERS AT THE THEATRE TOTALLY WEREN'T THERE. THEY HAD, LIKE, THESE AWFUL HAIRCUTS AND LINES AND STUFF. UGH, IT MAKES ME MAD!!!'
You get up and walk to the restroom, changing out of your ripped jeans and into [3] Even more ripped jeans. And a tank-top. At least you're fashionable.

Toss a handful of d20s, the most round dice I have, under the necromancer's feet, attempting to trip him.

The dice roll and [6] the shaman slips, falling over, and you watch the entire scene unfold, even the Meta-Naming Process. Problem is, now the Demon is after both of you.

Wait in anticipation for opponents.  Seeing none, I walk in the direction of screams of terror

You hop down from the stand, [3] getting sauce all over your boots. Taking note of this mishap, you jog over to the scene of the attack, stumbling on a lone D20. You get a bit of a head-start on the others, being the farthest away. Still, AAAAGHSDFGHJKL!!!

Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.

 

[5] You collect many hats of different varieties, dressing up the mannequins and effectively disguising all of the INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAPS. You declare the store at HATLAND, THE HATTIEST PLACE ON EARTH. Congrats.

Player Status'

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Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce.
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Running

Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
2x Effigy of Ghoul (Can be cast on the ground to summon the wraith of a long-dead creature. Not very powerful, but quick and scary.)
1x DEMON.
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: 'armless. AND RUNNING

Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, 5x D10s, D20s, and D6s
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: RUNNING ALSO.

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status:

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: FABULOUS!

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: [INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE]

Also, Do you guys mind me putting in a 24 hour time limit for posts unless you have a good excuse? This should be a relatively fast-game, and you all are relatively active posters, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem...