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[My Name is Immaterial]

Someone on Tumblr praising Brave:

#they actually showed a pretty accurate representation of how witches truly are not terrible people and it’s just their lifestyle. #i really really really loved that fact

None of those things are accurate about real witches because there are no real witches. Witches were not good people because witches were not people because witches do not exist. I know you want to praise this more positive female role that would traditionally be viewed negatively, but pretending witches and wizards are real is not the way to go about that.

I really try to avoid reading any paragraph that's made up entirely of hashtags because I know it will be stupid. I don't know why I read this one.

#muggleprivilege  #nomagic #cisscience #shitlord #triggerwarning #witchhunting #hatersgonnahate #helpimrunningoutofideas

Any list of hashtags is incomplete with out at least one of these: #swag #yolo #420 #yoloswag #yolo420 #420swag #yolo420swag

[Descan]

Shitlord is my favourite.

"Help, I'm being oppressed! By shitlords!"

Like seriously. Best Word Ever.

[Oliolli]

Shitlord is my favourite.

"Help, I'm being oppressed! By shitlords!"

Like seriously. Best Word Ever.

You're the shitlord? Well, I didn't vote for you.

[Descan]

I'm the shittiest lord. There is no lord shittier than me.

[SealyStar]

Someone on Tumblr praising Brave:

#they actually showed a pretty accurate representation of how witches truly are not terrible people and it’s just their lifestyle. #i really really really loved that fact

None of those things are accurate about real witches because there are no real witches. Witches were not good people because witches were not people because witches do not exist. I know you want to praise this more positive female role that would traditionally be viewed negatively, but pretending witches and wizards are real is not the way to go about that.

I really try to avoid reading any paragraph that's made up entirely of hashtags because I know it will be stupid. I don't know why I read this one.

#muggleprivilege  #nomagic #cisscience #shitlord #triggerwarning #witchhunting #hatersgonnahate #helpimrunningoutofideas

#cisreality #saneprivilege

[LordSlowpoke]

I'm the shittiest lord. There is no lord shittier than me.

i am the sideless lord

there is no lord with less sides than me

[Loud Whispers]

I'm the shittiest lord. There is no lord shittier than me.

i am the sideless lord

there is no lord with less sides than me

My sides are in orbit, I am spase lord

There is no spase with less sides than me

[frostshotgg]

I'm the shittiest lord. There is no lord shittier than me.

i am the sideless lord

there is no lord with less sides than me

My sides are in orbit, I am spase lord

There is no spase with less sides than me

I am the hardness lord.
There are no diamonds harder than metal.

[MonkeyHead]

I am Lord of the YumYum.

Actually, I am not, but I fucking love this guy so very much.

[Darvi]

Personally, I'm more of a fan of the lords of shouting.

[kaijyuu]

And I the YumYums.

[IronTomato]

I'll be The Lord of The Ring.

[Darvi]

You fool, the ring only has one lord, and his name is Sau- wait you're not saying you're him are you?

[FearfulJesuit]

Now you, too, can relive the glory that was /r/atheism before the mod change.

[Graknorke]

Now you, too, can relive the glory that was /r/atheism before the mod change.

Not enough spaghetti 2/10 would not insult.