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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1043724 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4620 on: April 21, 2013, 08:30:24 pm »

More than anything else on that, and that's really saying something, the last is causing me the most brain damage. Explain?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4621 on: April 21, 2013, 08:31:45 pm »

Also note the smiley face trolling the kid's future.
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« Reply #4622 on: April 21, 2013, 08:41:29 pm »

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Oh South Carolina, you crazy
Please be from a private school D:

Most likely it's a home-schooled kid or one of those groups of home schooled kids taught by someone like Andrew Schlafy.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4623 on: April 21, 2013, 08:41:42 pm »

More than anything else on that, and that's really saying something, the last is causing me the most brain damage. Explain?
Well, obviously there was no death in the Garden of Eden so nothing ate meat. Don't try to argue against it though, or you might offend my religious beliefs you pagan scum.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4624 on: April 21, 2013, 11:05:58 pm »

More than anything else on that, and that's really saying something, the last is causing me the most brain damage. Explain?
Well, obviously there was no death in the Garden of Eden so nothing ate meat. Don't try to argue against it though, or you might offend my religious beliefs you pagan scum.
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I counter your blatant strawman with ironically hypocritical comments! Obviously [insert religion here] is [my feelings on religion], so obviously you need to [believe exactly what I believe] or you're just a overzealous, deluded idiot! :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4625 on: April 21, 2013, 11:22:10 pm »

More than anything else on that, and that's really saying something, the last is causing me the most brain damage. Explain?
Well, obviously there was no death in the Garden of Eden so nothing ate meat. Don't try to argue against it though, or you might offend my religious beliefs you pagan scum.
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I counter your blatant strawman with ironically hypocritical comments! Obviously [insert religion here] is [my feelings on religion], so obviously you need to [believe exactly what I believe] or you're just a overzealous, deluded idiot! :P
If you think that, then [insert insult here]! You are [pick one: stupid, racist, pagan, atheist, eternally damned]!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4626 on: April 21, 2013, 11:26:03 pm »

Why D&D is Demonic
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how is using magic unchristian and dungeons and dragons demonic when jesus was clearly a 20th level cleric of yahweh

Youtube comments: You love the witty ones, you hate the rest.
Epic levels, if anything. How else could someone cast True Resurrection that often, including on himself?

How else? Be a rogue (any level) with Feign Death (Exemplars of Evil).
Feign Death has a spell equivilant, too. I doubt that he needed to cast True Resurrection, a simple Raise Dead would have sufficed. Also, he probably had Miracle as an at-will power.
Just thought of this. If you consider Jesus as an outsider, then he would have used a True Resurrection on himself, and Raise dead on everyone else.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4627 on: April 21, 2013, 11:39:46 pm »

Why D&D is Demonic
Quote from: Top comment numbah one:
how is using magic unchristian and dungeons and dragons demonic when jesus was clearly a 20th level cleric of yahweh

Youtube comments: You love the witty ones, you hate the rest.
Epic levels, if anything. How else could someone cast True Resurrection that often, including on himself?

How else? Be a rogue (any level) with Feign Death (Exemplars of Evil).
Feign Death has a spell equivilant, too. I doubt that he needed to cast True Resurrection, a simple Raise Dead would have sufficed. Also, he probably had Miracle as an at-will power.
Just thought of this. If you consider Jesus as an outsider, then he would have used a True Resurrection on himself, and Raise dead on everyone else.
Speaking of which... Be warned, very gory.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2013, 12:12:16 am by Flying Dice »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4628 on: April 21, 2013, 11:42:23 pm »

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Oh South Carolina, you crazy
Please be from a private school D:
Illegal if it isn't. Public schools are barred from both teaching creationism and teaching Christianity (outside of a literary perspective).
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4629 on: April 21, 2013, 11:44:40 pm »

You should REALLY add a NSFW label on that, FD. It's actually pretty gruesome in a grindhouse sort of way.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4630 on: April 22, 2013, 12:00:32 am »

Why D&D is Demonic
Quote from: Top comment numbah one:
how is using magic unchristian and dungeons and dragons demonic when jesus was clearly a 20th level cleric of yahweh

Youtube comments: You love the witty ones, you hate the rest.
Epic levels, if anything. How else could someone cast True Resurrection that often, including on himself?

How else? Be a rogue (any level) with Feign Death (Exemplars of Evil).
Feign Death has a spell equivilant, too. I doubt that he needed to cast True Resurrection, a simple Raise Dead would have sufficed. Also, he probably had Miracle as an at-will power.
Just thought of this. If you consider Jesus as an outsider, then he would have used a True Resurrection on himself, and Raise dead on everyone else.
Speaking of which...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4631 on: April 22, 2013, 12:10:00 am »

Damn FD. Thy Kingdom come with piscatarian fury.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4632 on: April 22, 2013, 12:11:36 am »

Remember, kids, the 4th edition is a sin.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4633 on: April 22, 2013, 12:12:56 am »

You should REALLY add a NSFW label on that, FD. It's actually pretty gruesome in a grindhouse sort of way.
Done, but it's too late for the one in the quote that people are going to curiously click on.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4634 on: April 22, 2013, 02:24:38 am »

Try learning Greenlandic.
Was born and raised in Greenland, never really got hang of the language.
(Luckily Danish is still Second Language there.)

Oh my god. *drools* Do...

...do you have any books on it?

Sorry but no..
However I found something which could be of use to you instead.
And a Greenlandic song with Greenlandic and English subtitles, in case you want to hear how it actually sounds.
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