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[Dutchling]

Napoleon the Third? That dude's an idiot.

[10ebbor10]

Napoleon the Third? That dude's an idiot.

I hope you're joking, because Napoleon the Third did exist (He's more commonly known as Napoleon Bonaparte), and under his command the French did invade Haiti (which just declared independence).

[Mephisto]

I think it's fairly safe to assume that anyone who says "true story" is lying through his teeth or is otherwise criminally stupid and should be ignored. True story.

[Dutchling]

Peanut Butter

[Devling]

I think the weak point in the antievolution argument he puts forward is

Primordial Earth =/= Jar of peanut butter

[Flying Dice]

You're arguing over the degree of stupidity with which Pat Robertson is graced. Let that sink it.

[Oliolli]

Never argue with stupid people, because they will force you down to their level, where they can beat you with experience.

[Graknorke]

Never argue with stupid people, because they will force you down to their level, where they can beat you with experience.

Before you argue with someone; you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

[Loud Whispers]

Never argue with stupid people, because they will force you down to their level, where they can beat you with experience.

Before you argue with someone; you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

Make sure they can't catch up to you though. Walk 500 miles then walk 500 more, you'll be the one who walks 1000 miles with their shoes at your door.

[frostshotgg]

Nonono, you don't want to wear their shoes. Do you realize how smelly their feet are? Eww. Make them walk a mile in their shoes. Then they're a mile away and you don't have to smell their feet. It's win-win.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Nonono, you don't want to wear their shoes. Do you realize how smelly their feet are? Eww. Make them walk a mile in their shoes. Then they're a mile away and you don't have to smell their feet. It's win-win.

Are you implying that getting free shoes is bad?

[penguinofhonor]

Yeah, man. Those shoes could come with a fungal infection or some other fun thing. For free!

[Descan]

Stuff it in a freezer, for chrissakes. Kill the smelly material, bam. Shoes are good as new.

If a bit cold.

[penguinofhonor]

What if it just goes into hibernation or something? Boil the shoes. Make shoe soup.

[Blargityblarg]

What if it just goes into hibernation or something? Boil the shoes. Make shoe soup.

Shoep, if you will.