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[Max White]

Fuck you I'm moving to the sticks to raise a bunch of kids and teach them that one day the aliens will come down and eat their faces if they don't believe in doing exactly as they are told and the power of democracy!
Because fuck yea enlightenment! Right?

[Hanslanda]

Fuck you I'm moving to the sticks to raise a bunch of kids and teach them that one day the aliens will come down and eat their faces if they don't believe in doing exactly as they are told and the power of democracy!
Because fuck yea enlightenment! Right?

I disagree with what you believe, and I will fight you to prevent you from polluting your children with it.

[Max White]

But I also believe you should STFU and because you have to respect my right to believe what ever I like regardless of rationality you have to do it. Your very thought process is offensive, and must cease!
That is how it works, right?

[Hanslanda]

But I also believe you should STFU and because you have to respect my right to believe what ever I like regardless of rationality you have to do it. Your very thought process is offensive, and must cease!
That is how it works, right?

Yes.

* Hans bludgeons Max to death with a two-by-four.

See, I wasn't thinking at all while I did that. Better now, Max? Max? Uh. Oops.

[Max White]

I also believe in reincarnation.

[Hanslanda]

I also believe in reincarnation.

Does this mean you're Jesus?

[MrWillsauce]

I believe that when people die, they die. True story.

[Max White]

Does this mean you're Jesus?

Yes.
In fact, no. I'm super Jesus. I'm like if Jesus made sweet love to a bald eagle that was weeping a single manly tear.
But in a total non-homoerotic way.

[NobodyPro]

I believe that when people die, they die. True story.

People die when you kill them.

[Hanslanda]

I believe that when people die, they die. True story.

People die when you kill them.

No... WAY. o.O I thought they were just sleeping.

Does this mean you're Jesus?

Yes.
In fact, no. I'm super Jesus. I'm like if Jesus made sweet love to a bald eagle that was weeping a single manly tear.
But in a total non-homoerotic way.

Max White: President of Jesusland.

[GuesssWho]

My personal hope is that everyone goes to Heaven, and then has to deal with the fact that everyone else is there.

[Mini]

A non-mandatory meditation class could be cool.

I can assure you, it is.

[Devling]

A non-mandatory meditation class could be cool.

I can assure you, it is.

Sounds like kids would not follow the idea of the class at all!
Unless there was a no talking rule, and you had some kind of super teacher who could stop all chatter.

[Max White]

That actually sounds a lot like drama class...

[Hanslanda]

My personal hope is that everyone goes to Heaven, and then has to deal with the fact that everyone else is there.

This is the exact opposite of mine. Also, 'whole rant about heaven is a state of being and not a place'. I've talked about this before. I'm an atheist, but Heaven and Hell aren't places. They're the definition of being with or without God in your life. >.>