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[Loud Whispers]

You're not taking into account fatigue or muscle growth. If he did nothing but face stab all day with just 6 hours rest, you're looking at extreme exhaustion and muscle damage over a period of 2 weeks or so. So he'd have to take breaks, greatly reducing the face stab potential range.
The other variable factor - muscle growth, would change everything. All that face stabbing would get you ripped after 6 years non stop face punching.
At what point would he become giga-hitler?

Spoiler: or worse... (click to show/hide)

[Flying Dice]

I knew exactly what that would be before I opened it.

Do note that that means his facestabbing would be derailed after his fight with Goku over Anne Frank.

[TheBronzePickle]

There are better ways he could murder people, of course. The Germans did have the MG-42. Assuming proper herding, even Hitler could manage about 800 rounds per minute into the masses of Jews (the gun shoots more like 1000 RPM, but you can't expect perfect accuracy). How many people could he kill if it was 1.5 bullets per death, without counting having to reload? (Naturally, he'd have a linkable belt which was being constantly added to while he fired).

[Loud Whispers]

facestabbing: what MZ does when he has a knife knuckleduster.

Dude, you just invoked Godwin's face-stab.

[Simmura McCrea]

There are better ways he could murder people, of course. The Germans did have the MG-42. Assuming proper herding, even Hitler could manage about 800 rounds per minute into the masses of Jews (the gun shoots more like 1000 RPM, but you can't expect perfect accuracy). How many people could he kill if it was 1.5 bullets per death, without counting having to reload? (Naturally, he'd have a linkable belt which was being constantly added to while he fired).

You have to change the barrels on the MG42 pretty frequently. About once a minute or so of firing, IIRC.

[Flying Dice]

A single round of 7.92x57mm to the face is probably enough to kill people, at least often enough to round the apk to 1. But you've got a couple issues there: you've removed him a step away from something as personal as facestabbing, and you can't ensure that he'll even manage to kill one person with a dozen rounds of ammunition. As additional issues, note the necessity to change barrels when they overheat, and the fact that he needs help to keep the ammunition flowing. Also, limiting things to only one group of victims is detrimental to the flow of victims; he'd run out of people to shoot within the first two years. That's why I didn't specify who he was killing; it can be assumed that he was drawing from the pool of Europeans not within the groups labelled "SS Trooper" or "Adolf Hitler".


And here we are, discussing the practical mechanics of personally committing genocide.

[Loud Whispers]

What if he personally mortally wounded everyone in the world? Or indirectly led to their suicide or something?

I reckon a few bad songs by Hitler...

only on bay12 do we have in-depth conversations about Hitler shooting people himself, taking into account most constraints.

This is actually not the first time I've seen it discussed. It's the fourth.

The fourth.

Internet.

Godwin.

[TheBronzePickle]

And here we are, discussing the practical mechanics of personally committing genocide.

You never know, it might be important. I mean, assuming that mass killing of zombies could be counted as 'genocide'...

[Flying Dice]

Psh, shooting is old hat. If we aren't going to work with facestabbing, we need to start thinking stranger.


How many people could Hitler personally kill in 6 years, armed only with a neon orange dildo and a spoon?

LW: If we could send Nickelback to 1939 and get them to accept Hitler as a second vocalist, that may very well be possible.

[Loud Whispers]

I shall fix my post:

only on bay12 do we have multiple in-depth conversations about Hitler shooting people himself, taking into account most constraints.

The other 3 were all done on the same website.

LW: If we could send Nickelback to 1939 and get them to accept Hitler as a second vocalist, that may very well be possible.

We can do worse. Hitler singing "bees in a trap."

[misko27]

My, god, I must, sig, something here.

[Flying Dice]

To be honest, I'm sort of surprised that there aren't a dozen or so new posts in the OOC thread.

[Loud Whispers]

Precisely! My point still stands. Face stabbing maths is a first though.

[inteuniso]

"I don't get how if you divide 10 by 10 you have 1 left over."

This girl somehow is top of her class and was accepted into university. I know math isn't everything in life but still.

[Loud Whispers]

"I don't get how if you divide 10 by 10 you have 1 left over."

This girl somehow is top of her class and was accepted into university. I know math isn't everything in life but still.

Simple question.

How much sleep is she getting?