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[MrWillsauce]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

[Hanslanda]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

 

You...
You...
You magnificent bastard...

[misko27]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

Doing it wrong. The Nazis then invented Anti-disestablishmentarianism, whihc started the French revolution. Napolean and Mecha-hitler fought to a standstill, till Napolean Pushed him over.

[SealyStar]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

When they ask why there are all these recordings of him with a computer voice, say that he wrote it all before recording technology was developed, and that the historians who found the writings decided that they should read them aloud with a neutral, mechanical voice so as not to distort public perception of him with their own voices.

[ShoesandHats]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

 

You...
You...
You magnificent bastard...

Don't you mean you inglorious basterd?

[Sirus]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

Doing it wrong. The Nazis then invented Anti-disestablishmentarianism, whihc started the French revolution. Napolean and Mecha-hitler fought to a standstill, till Napolean Pushed him over.

And then Japanese Prime Minister Koizuma defeated them both in a game of mahjong. This is basic stuff, guys.

[Karnewarrior]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

They didn't think of it that way.

The world was shit anyways until George Washington was elected, with his vice-president Abraham Lincoln, and he led the Americans to end WWI and WWII in one fell swoop.

[kaijyuu]

Man, if only history were really that awesome.

You know what? They say history is written by the winners. So let's have Bay12 conquer the world and do some rewriting. Just for fun.

[Loud Whispers]

And then Japanese Prime Minister Koizuma defeated them both in a game of mahjong. This is basic stuff, guys.

Oooooo Koizumi-San VS Hawking-San!

THE MAHJONG GAME OF THE MILLENIUM

[Hanslanda]

My brothers girlfriend asked me "Who's Stephen Hawking?" I facepalmed hard that day.

You should roll with it. Say he was some famous general or something, who conquered all of Greece and lost it to the Chinese.

The dirty capitalist Chinese.

But then Greece was freed by the revolution thrown by the uber badass, JFK, who was in turn assassinated by Hitler, who would go on to conquer Germany and create the Holocaust.

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad. He did kill Hitler.

The Nazis also conducted a bunch of scientific research without harming any animals.

 

You...
You...
You magnificent bastard...

Don't you mean you inglorious basterd?

...
Must. Not. Kiss. Shoesandhats.

[Sirus]

And then Japanese Prime Minister Koizuma defeated them both in a game of mahjong. This is basic stuff, guys.

Oooooo Koizumi-San VS Hawking-San!

THE MAHJONG GAME OF THE MILLENIUM

They have both publicly stated that they would never play mahjong in the same hundred-mile radius, let alone the same game. Hawking believes that it would cause the universe to end, and Koizuma agrees. Sorry.

[ab00]

Today's dose of stupid:

Wait — I never go to class right away.

She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.

[kaijyuu]

How much time before class? If she just wanted to goof off for a few more minutes, not stupid. If she was purposefully being tardy, that's stupid.

[OREOSOME]

Today's dose of stupid:

Wait — I never go to class right away.

She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.

So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

[SealyStar]

Today's dose of stupid:

Wait — I never go to class right away.

She then proceeds to turn around and walk in the opposite direction.

So true. Lots of the "Cool" Kids who apparently have "Swag" in my school are always late, even though some of them WERE IN THE SAME FREAKING PERIOD AS ME JUST BEFORE! Meanwhile, if i somehow get late to class, its normally because of a legitimate reason, as opposed to "I was talking with all my friends in the hall[When i probably should have just put my stuff in my locker]"

It's called "speed". I go full-out march step between classes, while a lot of kids saunter like they're half-asleep... which, this being high school, most of them are.

And that's not even counting the social aspects.