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[bukitodinos]

it was in real life.

[Darvi]

Is that what they told you?

[Sheb]

There is also a theory that the Egyptian used concrete. There is actually quite aa bit of evidence for that.

[Flying Dice]

So there was only one Egyptian? Must have been one busy son of a gun.

[Siquo]

So there was only one Egyptian? Must have been one busy son of a gun.

His name was Pathos.

[RedKing]

Me: "Should be down in the bottom right corner of the screen, near the clock."
User: "I don't see any clock."
Me: "Bottom right corner. If your taskbar is on the bottom of the screen."
User: "I still don't see it. You mean the time? I have that thing that tells me what time it is."
Me: "........." *HEADDESK* (and so wanting to deadpan, "Which, by most people with a functioning brain stem, is called a clock.")

[Kamin]

Me: "Should be down in the bottom right corner of the screen, near the clock."
User: "I don't see any clock."
Me: "Bottom right corner. If your taskbar is on the bottom of the screen."
User: "I still don't see it. You mean the time? I have that thing that tells me what time it is."
Me: "........." *HEADDESK* (and so wanting to deadpan, "Which, by most people with a functioning brain stem, is called a clock.")

Times like these make me feel that use of a phonegun--a gun that works over the phone--could turn into a real thing. I'm gonna invent one. The market for such a thing must be enormous.

[miauw62]

I dont think it would be apreciated by the company Red works for that he shoots his customers.
But they'll secretly smuggle it in anyway.

[Kamin]

I dont think it would be apreciated by the company Red works for that he shoots his customers.
But they'll secretly smuggle it in anyway.

Hmm, you're right. I'm gonna need to figure out how to make a phonegun silencer.

[Oliolli]

Maybe if you could somehow add a big spike into every phone that can be activated with the press of a button from the other end...

[MaximumZero]

I dont think it would be apreciated by the company Red works for that he shoots his customers.
But they'll secretly smuggle it in anyway.

Honestly, they'd probably expect it. He's a gubmint worker, isn't he?

[Descan]

Well, see, phones already have a silencer.


'S called a mute button.

[The Fool]

Them: "Do you have a size 11 in this shoe?"

* The Fool checks the boxes in front of them and finds it at the top of the stack.

Me: "Yes. It's right there."

I swear, some customers are either very stupid, or very helpless. Then again I suppose this is standard in retail.

[Zrk2]

Welcome to the 8th circle of hell; internal retail work.

The ninth involves old people and IT.

[10ebbor10]

Welcome to the 8th circle of hell; internal retail work.

The ninth involves old people and IT.

Old people and IT are fine. Problems begin when there are people who think they know how to work with computers, or people who think you're an expert on computers.