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[miauw62]

Edit: Not saying you are ignorant. Just that there is a lot of use of the word ignorant in that sentence.

That's incredibly ignorant of you to assume I'm not ignorant.

How much ignorant would an ignorantchuck chuck if an ignorantchuck could chuck ignorant?

Approximately one George W. Bush.

Don't care, being ignorant.

I may take this entire conversation to the OOC quotes thread.

That makes it in context tough.

[Sensei]

Oh yes, there's more where that came from.

[MrWillsauce]

People who think the Onion is legit are always hilarious

[Loud Whispers]

People who think the Onion is legit are always hilarious

I think this almost qualifies for a TTMYterrified

[SealyStar]

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Oh yes, there's more where that came from.

Thanks for ruining my day by posting something like that blog.
I both laugh and cry when people take Onion stories seriously. Especially the old one about the "Abortionplex".

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I refuse to believe that is real. They have to be in on the joke. No one is that stupid.

[10ebbor10]

I refuse to believe that is real. They have to be in on the joke. No one is that stupid.

Welcome, to the internet. (There really are stupid people out there.)

[SealyStar]

I refuse to believe that is real. They have to be in on the joke. No one is that stupid.

Welcome, to the internet. (There really are stupid people out there.)

I've actually personally met people who believed Onion stories.
It's not just a Poe's Law issue.

[kaijyuu]

I've believed one or two before realizing it. Half the stuff isn't that weird; I could totally imagine a "charity" intended to "cure" homosexuality, for example (though perhaps an actual demonstration walk to raise funds is pushing it).

[bukitodinos]

anyone that says text (lol, brb, etc) is on here for me

"Lol you are idiot!"

"oh brb everyone"

....

[bukitodinos]

"Is Canada above us?"

No we simply LOOK like we are above you, we are actually our own plan that that collided with yours.

[MrWillsauce]

it annoys me, if anything. laughing is easier (and makes you feel better) than saying 'lol'

It's not so easy for us folks who don't have souls.

[Zangi]

Sometimes, I do have to remind myself that the Onion is fake.  They make the most outrageous stuff... that would be even more outrageous if it was real.

[bukitodinos]

http://humortown.blogspot.com/2007/04/funny-tech-support-calls.html

my Iq drop 100 points fum dat

and also this i found on a sight

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(I am participating in the Day Of Silence and my boss, being understanding because her brother is gay and was assaulted for it a year ago, has let me wear my DOS pin while on my shift. He’s put me on restock and check-in duty so I don’t have to handle customers. A few customers have noticed my pin and were understanding and even supportive, but not this next customer…)

Customer: *walks over to me, passing up three other employees*” Excuse me, I have a question.”

(I shrug in apology and show her my pin.)

Coworker: “Ma’am, she’s not on register duty today for personal reasons, but I can help you.”

Customer: “No! I asked her to help me, so she has to do what I say!” *to me* “Why the h*** aren’t you doing your job? Sitting back here all day, twiddling your thumbs while your coworkers do all the work… you’re a lazy b****! You should be fired!”

Me: *completely shocked*

Boss: “Excuse ME, ma’am, but she is doing her job. You’re going to stop harassing my employees now or I will have to ask you to leave.”

Customer: “But she’s not even answering questions! She’s just sitting there not helping anyone!”

Boss: “I have her on non-interactive duty today because she’s taking part in the Day of Silence in support of the LGBT community.”

Customer: *aghast* “You let your employees support f*****s?! What the h*** is wrong with you?! People like that are evil sinners that should be shot in the street! They don’t even have rights anyway!”

Boss: “And that’s what the Day of Silence commemorates: gays that have been bullied and killed by hateful and ignorant people like you. You can leave my store now and don’t come back.”

Customer: “Oh my God! You’re all soulless queers! I’m getting out of here before I catch your gay curse and burn in H***!” *practically runs out of the store*

[Fenrir]

http://humortown.blogspot.com/2007/04/funny-tech-support-calls.html

my Iq drop 100 points fum dat

and also this i found on a sight

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(I am participating in the Day Of Silence and my boss, being understanding because her brother is gay and was assaulted for it a year ago, has let me wear my DOS pin while on my shift. He’s put me on restock and check-in duty so I don’t have to handle customers. A few customers have noticed my pin and were understanding and even supportive, but not this next customer…)

Customer: *walks over to me, passing up three other employees*” Excuse me, I have a question.”

(I shrug in apology and show her my pin.)

Coworker: “Ma’am, she’s not on register duty today for personal reasons, but I can help you.”

Customer: “No! I asked her to help me, so she has to do what I say!” *to me* “Why the h*** aren’t you doing your job? Sitting back here all day, twiddling your thumbs while your coworkers do all the work… you’re a lazy b****! You should be fired!”

Me: *completely shocked*

Boss: “Excuse ME, ma’am, but she is doing her job. You’re going to stop harassing my employees now or I will have to ask you to leave.”

Customer: “But she’s not even answering questions! She’s just sitting there not helping anyone!”

Boss: “I have her on non-interactive duty today because she’s taking part in the Day of Silence in support of the LGBT community.”

Customer: *aghast* “You let your employees support f*****s?! What the h*** is wrong with you?! People like that are evil sinners that should be shot in the street! They don’t even have rights anyway!”

Boss: “And that’s what the Day of Silence commemorates: gays that have been bullied and killed by hateful and ignorant people like you. You can leave my store now and don’t come back.”

Customer: “Oh my God! You’re all soulless queers! I’m getting out of here before I catch your gay curse and burn in H***!” *practically runs out of the store*

Fake.