Topic: <<pine crutch>> (Read 2344 times)

kilozombie · « **on:** July 29, 2012, 05:36:49 pm »

this thing sure is pretty spiky

brainfreez · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2012, 05:55:27 pm »

use it to scratch your back .

you scratch your back with the pine crutch , tearing apart the middle spine nervous tissue .

Therolyn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2012, 10:41:59 pm »

Its obviously designed foremost to be used for executing goblins.

Ultimuh · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2012, 10:54:20 pm »

I see it as a very metal instrument.
Just don't break it on stage, would not want to make it's maker go berserk.

Kamamura · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2012, 07:06:40 am »

It's obvious that it's troll portable spice storage device. Rock salt and mudstone are their most favorite spices.

ff2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:26:47 pm »

use it to scratch your back .

you scratch your back with the pine crutch , tearing apart the middle spine nervous tissue .

*The pine crutch scratches you in the upper body from behind, shattering the bone and tearing apart the middle spine nervous tissue!*

Meistermoxx · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2012, 08:41:30 pm »

Lol lots of mudstone.

Meistermoxx · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:10:47 pm »

Im that guy.

Foamybeard · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2012, 12:05:58 am »

Why do you have to be that guy, Meistermoxx?

kilozombie · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2012, 09:36:43 am »

artifact was recently lost when i was eaten by wolves

i shall restore it to its former glory... and further