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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656389 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3090 on: November 29, 2012, 10:57:29 am »

I'M LIKE...VAGINEER OR SOMETHING. MAH HEAD IS BACK. ANYWAY, REGROW HEAD, AND SWALLOW HOGAN, LIMB BY LIMB. THEN, GO HELP MISKO IN HIS PURSUITS INTO WHATEVERNESS.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3091 on: November 29, 2012, 12:38:33 pm »

REFORM AS HUGE GOLEM OF 500% ALCOHOL.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3092 on: November 29, 2012, 05:25:48 pm »

>TOSS A LIT LIGHTER AT MIAUW62
>TELL MINIONS TO TRY AGAIN AND NOT DISAPPOINT ME
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3093 on: November 30, 2012, 12:34:07 am »

REFORM AS HUGE GOLEM OF 500% ALCOHOL.
(1) YOU REFORM AS A 10 PROOF SISSY DRINK, THEN YOU'RE DRUNK BY A HOBO...

>TOSS A LIT LIGHTER AT MIAUW62
>TELL MINIONS TO TRY AGAIN AND NOT DISAPPOINT ME

(4) YOU TORCH A HOBO.
BOSSES:
*finishes breakfast*
"Ah, much better. Now then..."
Grab Tim and throw him to the ground, then use Palm Falling From The Heavens Technique again.
(1v4)
YOU TRY AND SNATCH HIM, BUT HIS SKIN IS SLICK WITH MANLY, MANLY SWEAT, AND YOU CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON HIM. HE CONTINUES SETTING UP THE TECHNIQUE. OH GOD. IT LOOKS LIKE ONE MORE ROLL WILL LET HIM FINISH YOU OFF.

"What trap? Rude."
 
> Locate Garden, Build tombstone/memorial for wife.
> Meditate, ASk Universe to fecking leave us alone. Entropy is a given. We aren't causing it. Well, we are, but it's only because it made us. It's in their own laws. Are we to abide by Order, and defy Physics itself?
>Nuke Other half of Yoinkinium.
>Turn Dirg into a Furby.

(6+1+2, 1+2) YOU MAKE A SPECTACULAR GARDEN IN THE MEMORY OF YOUR WIFE, THEN TALK TO THE UNIVERSE. IT DOESN'T RESPOND VOCALLY, BUT YOU FEEL THAT IT DOESN'T PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT YOU.

Goddammit you still haven't processed my action from last turn.

SEND AN ARMY AGAINST XANTALOS. THE OFFENSIVE ELEMENT MUST BE PURGED.

JOIN THE CRUSADE.
(5-1) THE CRUSADERS ALL SIT AROUND ON THE GROUND, READY TO STAB XANTALOS TO DEATH WHEN HE LANDS. THEN, HE APPEARS. MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.(4+2+1vs5+2+1) HE LANDS, WIPING OUT 300 KNIGHTS WITH A MASSIVE SHOCKWAVE. HOWEVER, THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS STAND READY TO FINISH THE FIGHT.

Help Misko make the tombstone, and use divine abilities to let him and his wife talk. I am the goddess of love, after all.
(4,1) YOU HELP HIM WITH THE TOMBSTONE, BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO NEED IT. THEN, YOU SEND HIM A VASTLY CORRUPTED VERSION OF A MESSAGE FROM HIS WIFE, IMPLYING THAT SHE'S BEEN UNFAITHFUL WHILE DEAD.

"Other half on New Yoinkinium is where my house and furbies are!" CAST METEOR SWARM ON MISKO'S NUKE BEFORE IT REACHES DESTINATION.
(6+1) FILLED WITH FURY TO DEFEND YOUR FURBIES, YOU HARNESS THE MAGIC WITHIN YOU, AND DESTROY MISKOS NUKES, WHICH WERE DELAYED A TURN BECAUSE 2 ACTIONS PER TURN.

"UH. THAT WAS ANTICLIMATIC."

>ENSURE TCM IS WELL-AND-TRULY DEAD BY KICKING HIM A FEW DOZEN TIMES.

>THEN SHOOT HIM A BIT.

>THEN BACK UP ON MY BIKE, OPEN THE THROTTLE AND RUN HIM OVER ONCE OR TWICE.

>THEN CALL SINATRA BACK, AND SAY:


"HEY, SO, I WAS WONDERING: SINCE I'M STILL A HERO AND STUFF LIKE YOURSELF, JUST WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING THE WORLD FROM AT THE MOMENT? THINGS SEEM PRETTY QUIET HERE ON EARTH."

>SIP WHISKEY FROM HIP-FLASK AND AWAIT ANSWER.
(1+2,6+2) YUP. YOU THINK HE'S DEAD. HE LOOKS PRETTY DEAD, AT LEAST.
"Heh. Just because the threat isn't on Earth doesn't mean it isn't to Earth."

I'M LIKE...VAGINEER OR SOMETHING. MAH HEAD IS BACK. ANYWAY, REGROW HEAD, AND SWALLOW HOGAN, LIMB BY LIMB. THEN, GO HELP MISKO IN HIS PURSUITS INTO WHATEVERNESS.
(1+1 vs 5+1) YOU TRY TO ASSAULT HOGAN WITH YOUR MOUTH, BUT HIS EXPIRIENCE IN THE RING LETS HIM SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A PITIFUL TWIG BEHIND A RATHER UNUSUAL MOUTH.

NPCS:
They hang for a moment when it's their turn. Something's up.

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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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MANLY MEN:
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ISOLATIONISTS:
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DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3094 on: November 30, 2012, 12:35:39 am »

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3095 on: November 30, 2012, 12:36:36 am »

((Seriously? ALL 5s for Hogan, and only 1s and 2s for me?! FUUUUUUUUUUU))

REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION. OF KILLING HOGAN AND HELPING MISKO.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3096 on: November 30, 2012, 12:37:14 am »

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3097 on: November 30, 2012, 12:41:17 am »

> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 10:36:38 pm by misko27 »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3098 on: November 30, 2012, 12:42:31 am »

Banish the demon that corrupted the message. Call her spirit for a true conversation.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3099 on: November 30, 2012, 12:46:13 am »

FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!

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WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE

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WOMANLY MEN

(Why attack me based on people that I don't particuarly care about nor wish to kill?)

BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS MANLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MINE, HEAD IN MY MANFIST.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 12:53:24 am by Xantalos »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3100 on: November 30, 2012, 12:48:39 am »

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BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS SISSY HEAD IN MY MANFIST.

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THEN CRUSH HIS SISSY HEAD IN MY MANFIST.

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SISSY HEAD

"THAT'S WHY."
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3101 on: November 30, 2012, 12:52:17 am »

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3102 on: November 30, 2012, 01:54:35 am »

Start absorbing universes to gain permanent bonusses.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 12:41:25 pm by tomio175 »
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3103 on: November 30, 2012, 02:02:33 am »

MAKE DELICIOUS DINNER FOR LICHETTE. I'M THINKING A GREENBEAN CASSEROLE BAKED ON TOP OF PORK CHOPS, AND SOME OF THE EXCESS JUICES AFTER IT'S DONE USED TO MAKE GRAVY FOR THE MASHED POTATOES. ALSO MAKE SOME MASH POTATOES WITH THE MEAL IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): WHY IS THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME?
« Reply #3104 on: November 30, 2012, 07:37:13 am »

Why was my action ignored AGAIN? That's three times in a row now.

Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.
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