>HAVE MINIONS PREPARE BASE FOR RESUBMERSION BY FIXING THE LEAKS
(2) THEY GET DRUNK AND RUB THE BASE A LITTLE, TRYING TO ALIGN ITS CHI AND MAKE IT STRONGER!
BOSS
Consult Morgan Freeman on a God to God basis.
Meanwhile cheer on Xantalos, to give Wrassling Morale boost.
"Hey, Mr. Freeman? I think we should move to demote Tim. This universe doesn't need an exterminator."
(3vs2+4) "That's not for me to decide." (3) YOU GIVE XANTALOS A +1.
*looks at watch*
Huh. Time for breakfast.
Hey Tim! Let's temporarily stop fighting and have some breakfast. I'll make pancakes.
If he accepts, make pancakes and eat with Tim until next round. If he refuses, make him some Tim Tacos.
(3vs2) THE SCENT OF YOUR PANCAKES COMBINE WITH HIS GROWING HUNGER, AND HE SITS DOWN FOR A DELICIOUS LUNCH.
Guns? Fascinating.
>Call in military. No waitm call in the SPACE MAFIA. BECAUSE FUCK THAT FAKE ASS GANGSTERS. Arm the mafia with my best weapons, tell them they are all absolved of any crimes they have committed, and get 10 get-out-of-jail-free cards, Plus, a entire 3 months with no arrests, if they kill TCM, his friends, his followers, his family, his everything. Break him.
THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
Actually, just aid this action. With MAFIOSA POWERS. And wipe out his faction/followers after his death. Exorcise him.
>Now, with that out of the way, tell Lichette to go into one of my Military Hospitals nearby, further confusing her and everyone as to my current alignment and frame of mind. Tell her is best Service in motherfucking Universe, and they'll patch up Dirg. And are also all neutrals, so they won't hurt her. Oath of Hippocrates and all that.
> Get anti-maliness.
"So, if you want Dirg checked out, The best thing is Teh military hospital. Get him fixed up in no time, likety split."
(1+2) +1 GIVEN. (2+4vs2+2) SHE SEES THE INCOMING TRAP FROM A MILE AWAY AND OPTS TO HEAL DIRG VIA MAGIC.
Urgh. GET UP UNDETERRED, AND SMASH HOGAN'S FACE INTO THE GROUND! THEN, THROW HIM AT TIM.
(2+1vs5+1) YOU TRY AND CRUSH THE FACE OF HOGAN, BUT HE SPINS ABOUT, GRABS YOUR HEAD, THEN LEAPS INTO THE AIR. HE CRUSHES YOUR HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, SPIRALS MIDAIR, AND CRUSHES YOUR HEAD INTO ONE OF THE POLE.
"What the hell happened?" CAST CURA ON SELF AND HEAL UP.
(4+2) YOU CAST CURA, AND HEAL YOURSELF. ALSO, YOU CAUSE YOURSELF TO GROW MANY, MANY EXTRA BITS OF FLESH. LESS HELPFUL THAN YOU'D THINK.
THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
(5+1+2VS1)YOU WHIP OUT YOUR WEAPON AND PREPARE TO FIRE AT TCM, BUT HE TRIPS, FALLS AND IS RAN OVER BY A CAR. (5+3+1) YOU DRINK SOME MORE, DRINKING AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT, BUT NOT VOMITING. WEEEE ARE THE CHAMMPIONS MY FRIENDS...
BOSSES:
(4+2) Lichette heals up Dirg. (6vs1) Tim grips Xantalos, hurls him up into the air, leaps after him and delivers a stellar 3-punch-combo. Then, he grabs him again and prepares to hurtle from the sky and crush him.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
CASSANDRA: 0 (Rolled a 1 for bonuses. Sorry. I could just eliminate the group, if you would like to try again, tell me.)
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