Tell Tim that no one really knows anymore. It's some sort of monster from beyond time and space. He apparently makes good cocktails, or so I've been told.
> Continue to lope around.
(4) YOU CONTINUE WALKING AROUND, HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
GET THE PARTY STARTED
(2) OH NOES! THE GUESTS ARE DELAYED BY A TRAFFIC JAM!
You know what? Actually, screw it.
Thank Dirg, and Aid GreatWyrmGold's Research.
(5) +2 GIVEN TO GWG.
REATTEMPT ASCENSION TO GODHOOD.
(1+2) YOU ASCEND TO THE GOD OF HORROR FLICKS.
headshot nazi faces
(3) YOU SHOOT A NAZI IN THE HEAD, SHORTLY BEFORE THE OTHER NAZIS REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GUN YOU DOWN.
Become One-man-band, play saxophone, drums qnd somehow the piano. Simultaneously
All at once.
(5) YOU BECOME A FAMOUS ONE MAN BAND FOR BEING ABLE TO PLAY COUNTLESS INSTRUMENTS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Wait..wha? I mean I totally wasn't sleeping. What the fuck is going on?
CREATE EMPIRE OF THE SUN! ALSO HELP STOP CURRENT THREAT TO PALADINS! ALSO FINALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM, SHEEEEEEEET!
(1) YOU DIVE INTO THE SUN TO ESTABLISH THE EMPIRE. SADLY, YOUR LONG ABSENCE HAS DRAINED YOUR ABILITIES AND YOU ROAST LIKE A PILE OF PAPER SHREDS.
"Tim, xanty is trying to destroy the universe. And da_nang, and lordslowpoke."
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS AGAIN, GIVING HIM A -1 MALUS
(4) HE'S PRETTY DAMN DRUNK.
"IT'S TIME TO RAMP UP THINGS"
>USE DARK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE VOID VORTEX, INCREASING THE GROWTH RATE OF THE VORTEX
(1) YOU USE DORK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE BAD LORE CODEX. IT RETCONS YOU OUT!
Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
(5+1vs5) THE TWO OF THEM BOTH SEE THINGS. CASSANDRA DOES AS WELL. THINGS ARE GETTING AKWARD THOUGH. SHE'S SEEING LESS.
Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.
"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
(1) YOU BLAST GREENSTAR WITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS, ASSUMING THOSE TO BE HIS WEAKNESS. SADLY, THE GUY WHOS POWERS REVOLVE AROUND WEIRD YOUTUBE VIDEOS ISN'T WEAK TO THEM.
BOSSES:
Evil Lichette makes good point, though it worries me that she had to roll a die to do so. Hmm.
"Well, my military can probably handle baby-sitting a particle, Fine. I'll be there in a turn. If this is a trick, I have insurance against it."
>Lock sub-atomic particle in stasis cage. Get Military scientists to see if they can bash into smaller pieces.
>Head to militarily friendly section of New-Yoikinium, then travel from there to edge to meet with Lich.
>Discuss plan.
((That was for how she phrased it, not whether or not she had intelligence.))
(6+3) THE MILITARY GUARDS IT WELL. (1+3) THEY FIND THAT BY BOMBARDING IT WITH CRT MONITORS, IT MAY LOSE POWER.
Oh for - idea.
Create a replica universe, then destroy it. That counts on my forms.
(2+1) YOU MAKE A REPLICA OF A SPORE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY IT. IT'S NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU'D HOPED.
"The omnicidalist? That's Xantalos. I think he wasn't hugged enough as a child. Maybe we should all hug him, that might help.
"Anyways...um, what should we diplomatize about?"
Keep one core focused on the conversation and have the rest of me research Haste.
AID VORTHON'S ACTION.
(3+2) +2 GIVEN.
>FLY BACK TOWARDS MILKY WAY GALAXY, HEADING FOR EARTH
>ATTEMPT TO GET SIGNAL ON MOBILE PHONE, CALL GREENSTAR
>ALSO BEFORE LEAVING ENSURE DRINKS FRIDGE IS WELL-STOCKED[/sub]
(2+3) EARTH GOT!
LICHETTE:
"So then, Misko. What would you reccomend for us to do."
NPCs:
Tim sighs, then surveys the area.
"It's too damn hard to see who's good and who's bad.
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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