FYI, Jäegermonsters are from Girl Genius, a steampunk webcomic. They're basically super-soldiers with a hat obsession.
Anyways...Research Haste.
Say to Tim, "Mind letting me know who you intend to kill beforehand? That's part of why I gave you the earring--so we could communicate better."
(2) YOU THROW COFFEE AT MAGIC, BUT IT DOESN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.
RESPAWN AS GOD OF COMPASSION, KINDNESS, AND ALL THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HUMANITY. FORM A REPUBLIC TO OPPOSE MISKO'S HORRIBLE EMPIRE. GATHER HUMANS WHO ARE DISENFRANCHISED WITH MISKO TO MY SIDE.
(1) YOU SPAWN AS A SPECK. LOOKS LIKE THERE ISN'T MUCH GOODNESS LEFT. PROBRABLY BECAUSE PEOPLE STARTED DYING. A LOT.
Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.
(2) YOU DECIDE THAT IT'LL TRANSIST JUST AS EASILY THIS TIME AS LAST TIME, AND THUS DO NOTHING.
Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.
I will do the same
(2) YOU SIT AROUND WITH CASSANDRA, DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
((He'll be 'Un-Deaded' after the next turn, probably))
Break for Thriller Dance.
(1) MERASMUS SHOWS UP AND MAKES YOU THRILLER. THEN HE BLOWS YOU UP.
CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.
(4) YOU MANIPULATE BEER TO CAUSE A SMALL EXPLOSION IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM.
Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.
(3) YOU DESTROY AND RECREATE YOURSELF WITH A WORMHOLE.
CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.
>ABSORB ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. GAIN POWER.
(3) YOU DRINK AND GAIN THE POWER TO BE UNAFRAID OF PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT.
Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.
Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.
HEY FUNKASS
THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT
I RUN
ON ETHANOL
SHIT I'M LIKE A RUSSIAN TANK
NOT QUITE SURE IF I SHOULD BE JOINING YOUR FACTIONNNNNNNOPE
GO ON A QUEST TO GET A LOAD OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I SUMMONED OF THIS HORNSES
(3) A LOT OF PEOPLE SHOW UP. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE POWERFUL. IN FACT, MOST OF THEM AREN'T.
BOSSES
"JOB WELL DONE"
>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE
>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?
(5+3) YOU STAND BY YOUR BIKE, (5+3) PULL OUT THE MISKO CORP.
PROPAGANDA TOURISM BROCHURE AND FIND OUT IT'S PRETTY FAR AWAY.
OBTAIN THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS TO CRAFT PARTIES(Lichette, Cassandra, Dirg) END GAME GEAR. CRAFT ARMOR FIRST THEN WEAPONS, AND FOR GOOD MEASURE BUY SOME RIBBONS SO WE DON'T FALL TO INSTANT DEATH ATTACKS.
(5+2) YOU GO AND TAKE VARIOUS MEMORABILIA AND IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOUR GROUP, HEAD OVER TO A FORGE AND CHUCK THEM IN. SOMWHOW THIS DOESN'T JUST BURN IT TO SHREDS BUT RATHER FORGES A WHOLE SET OF ARMOR FOR YOURSELF AS WELL AS VARIOUS WEAPONS. FROM THE ASHES, YOU FORM RIBBONS TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND YOUR ALLIES.
YES. TEMPLE TO ECONOGOD ACHIEVED.
>BUILD AWESOME FLOATING CAPITAL CITY OF ECONOPOLIS, JEWEL OF THE EMPIRE.
>Invade failed Planet-state (Like city state, but planet) of downturnistan And the Vorthonian republic, save from suckitude, Spark golden age.
>Sequel? As sorta-boss, I should do something. Tell GWG to do something. Focus Long-Range strikers to the ready if needed. Scan The section of space for menacing anything. Get in contact with other leaders and ask WTF is going down, and how can I help.
(3+3) YOU BUILD A GEM FOR YOUR EMPIRE, A MIGHTY CITY. IT'S KIND OF A GENERIC VILLAIN CITADEL, SO IT'S OKAY. (5+3) YOU TAKE YOUR MIGHTY, GALAXY DESTROYING ARMIES AND CLAIM A SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLE.
Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
(5+1vs5+3) YOU TRY TO ATTACK YOINK, BUT YOINK HURLS HIS KUNG-FU ESSENCE AT YOU, WHICH CHANGES INTO A KUNG-FU ELEMENTAL AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Lichette:
(1+3)"Misko? Maybe if you retreat to New Yoinkinium, we'll be able to take them down. I don't think that you nor I could handle the universe alone."
NPC:
Tim frowns.
"Who's that guy who keeps trying to either destroy the universe or people. The guy who just got his ass kicked by a kung-fu elemental?"
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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