Make a...communication robot thingy...misko, what did you ask for?
(5+3) ROBO-COMMUNICATOR THING CREATED. IT'S PRETTY KICKASS.
Gather support for Beastpeople United™
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
(3+1) YOUR ORGANIZATION BECOMES A VIRAL VIDEO, AND TWEENS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE BEHIND YOU. (2) YOUR WISDOM STAT IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH. (5) YOU INARDVENTLY OFFER A +2 TO XANTALOS.
Reform into British Gentleman form. Then drink Jäegerbrau, and become a Jäegermonster.
(3) YOU ARE A BRITSH KITTEN. (1) YOU THEN DRINK SOMETHING FROM A SERIES I DON'T RECOGNIZE, SO HOW ABOUT I JUST KILL YOU.
KEEP SPAWNING RANDOM FREAKS! ASDSDFSJKH.
ALSO, PLAY THIS DURING THE FIGHT.
(5) YOU SPAWN DOWN SOME MORE FREAKS, MOST NOTABLY SEEMAN AND SEELDIER.
Gather support for Beastpeople United
Aid This
(4) +1 ENGAGED.
"This song kinda sums up the RTD, eh?"
Question Brown Man to his exact intentions after apologizing for attacking him.
Gather support for Beastpeople United
Aid This
Support this organization.
(2) "How about no?"
(2) YOU GIVE AN ENTHUSIASTIC THUMBS UP TO THE VIDEO.
Gather support for Beastpeople United™
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
(2+1+2vs1+4) YOU TRY TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, BUT THE UNIVERSE DISSAGREES.
Gather support for Beastpeople United™
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
TURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOS
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."
(6vs5+1) WHATEVER XANTALOS SAID ABOUT ANTIMATTER AND STUFF IS TRUE.
>ABSORB DARK ENERGY. ALL OF IT.
(6) YOU BEGIN CONSUMING THE VOID ENERGY, BUT YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH. YOU CAN'T EVER GET ENOUGH. EVEN WHEN ITS MASS BURSTS YOUR MAGIC SACK, YOU STILL CONSUME IT. ALL THE MAGIC MAKES YOU MUTATE INTO CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
BECOME JOHN MADDEN
COMMENT EVERYTHING
(6) YOUR COMMENTING GETS YOU ON THE COVER OF YOUR OWN GAME, WHICH TRIGGERS THE CURSE. YOU BECOME MUCH LESS TALENTED.
BOSSES:
Make a...scout robot thingy...misko, what did you ask for?
Comm droid my man.
>Ask if he's ever been in war. Explain that, when you see someone not in a uniform like your's, you shoot. Tell him of the overriding fear of death that fills you. You'd rather have shot a friendly then be dead yourself. It's a jungle out here. Ask him, if a large powerful entity
appeared out of nowhere, and threatened to kill you, what would you do? His methods were first talking, and then violence. Who listens to a random dude who shows up and starts talking out of nowhere? You had already attacked members of my organization, what am I to do? Ask for power back, I need that. To rule the empire.
>In empire, liberalize aspects of the economy, while retaining large scale control of various corporation.
>Fund Research into anti-energy weapon shields. Must find out what that gun does.
>impede Cassandra's organizaation. Spread tales about not including non-humanoid aliens, with subtle traces of implications that they are in favor of forced cross-breeding. Use wrex infecting others as example.
"I have. I just expect you to rise above it, especially when you have no uniforms nor sign of solidarity. There is no way to tell your allies from your enemies, and you simply attack with no provocation."
(4+3) THE ECONOMYS POWER INCREASES, AND THE ECONO-GOD BUILDS A TEMPLE IN YOUR EMPIRE. JUST BECAUSE. (5+3vs1) THE BEASTFOLK EMPIRE BECOMES CONSIDERED A NAZI-LIKE ASSOCIATION.
*sighs* "This is the last time I accept jewelry from Greatwyrmgold. Honey, I'm gonna go dispose of these things before they go off." PROPERLY DISPOSE OF EARRINGS THEN GO COOK LICHETTE AND I SOME BREAKFAST.
(5+2) YOU THROW THE EARRINGS INTO THE VOID, WHERE SPACE BEAVERS DEVOUR THEM. YOU THEN TAKE SOME BACON AND CREATE A DELICIOUS BACON BASED MEAL FOR YOU AND YOUR BOSS.
*sighs* "This is the last time I accept jewelry from Greatwyrmgold. Honey, I'm gonna go dispose of these things before they go off." PROPERLY DISPOSE OF EARRINGS THEN GO COOK LICHETTE AND I SOME BREAKFAST.
Express sadness over their lack of trust and request earrings back, via E-mail.
(4+3) YOU SEARCH THROUGH SPACE BEAVER FECES AND FIND THE EARRINGS!
>USE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF LIQUOR POWER TO LAY AN OVER-THE-TOP ACTION MOVIE BEATDOWN ON XANTALOS, CORAI AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S THINKING ABOUT STEALING MY POWERS/DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE
>SET SAID BEATDOWN TO AWESOME GUITAR SOLO SOUNDTRACK
((GM NO LIKE MY ACTIONS?))
(6+3vs2+1) THE GUITAR STARTS UP, YOU ENGAGE ASS-KICKING MODE, ADOPTING A KUNG-FU POSE! YOU RUSH XANTALOS, THEN DELIVER A SUPER SKY KICK ASSAULT, WHICH RIPS HIM TO SHREDS AND DISPERSES HIM INTO THE COSMOS, AT LEAST UNTIL THE SEQUEL.
Gather support for Beastpeople United™
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
YOU'RE A BIT BUSY BEING DEAD. IT'S THE SEQUEL NEXT TURN.
LICHETTE:
Lichette
sighs heavily and calls up Yoink stands up from the table.
"Thanks hon. You're a dear. It's been wonderful, but I've got to get back to fighting."
She walks outside of their retreat, paces through the snow, and (3+3) begins constructing an interdimensional and infinite radio.
NPC:
"Folks, I don't like how much damage you've caused. I don't like all the war. I don't want to kill you though. I'd prefer to not kill you. But, if you can't just get along, I'll just start killing people until the rest of you get along."
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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