DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
"Hey Lichette! Dirg is violating a loving husband's memory of his wife on purpose!"
(5+2vs4+4)
THE BROWN HAIRED MAN, WHO NEEDS A NAME, TURNS THE RIFLES SCOPE ONTO YOU, AND FIRES. THE BEAM RIPS YOU INTO SHREDS, AND YOU FEEL ODDLY DEPLETED AS YOU COME BACK TO LIFE.
ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
AID ACTION
(1+4vs5+1) YOU ATTACK HIM WHILE HE'S BREAKDANCING AT THE TEA PARTY AND SIPPING TEA AT THE SAME TIME. YOU SWING THE BAT AT HIM, BUT HE LEAPS BACKWARDS AND DODGES THE ATTACK, SCRATCHING HIS KNEE AT THE SAME TIME.
"So first, meaning there's more, so if we killed him they'd probably just send more, correct? Can't we just stick a giant sign out saying 'We're a peace loving people and not affiliated with the guys that want everything dead' so he'll just kill them if they keep at it and not us?" IF LICHETTE SAYS IT'S POSSIBLE, BEGIN WORKING ON SIGN, IF NOT CONTINUE BUILDING HONEYMOON SPOT.
(6+3)
"No, sorry. The universe doesn't want those who like killing gone, it wants those who cause chaos gone. That's us as much as them."
(5-1+2)
YOU AND CASSANDRAS GHOST BUILD A SMALL PRIVATE MOUNTAIN RETREAT.
Aid Dirg. Peace is important. Also, aid Misko's attack on the Brown Man through empowering magic.
(1) YOU STAND BEHIND DIRG, POKING HIM IN THE SIDE. WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU CLAIM TO BE HELPING.
SUMMON SPYPER AND RUN. SEEK REFUGE IN YOINK'S MIND.
(5) SPYPER FOLLOWS YOU INTO YOUR REFUGE OF YOINKS MIND. YOU HEAD INSIDE, AND ARE HORRIFIED BY WHAT YOU WITNESS.
>RESURRECT IN SPECTRAL FORM
>OPEN UP A NEW VOID VORTEX, BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL
>USE IT TO CONSUME THE DEMOPAN STAR, PERMANENTLY
(3) YOU RESSURECT AS SLIMER FROM GHOST BUSTERS. (5) YOU CREATE A NEW VOID VORTEX, WHICH YOU SEND AFTER DEMOSTAR. (4) THEY COLLIDE, AND DEMOSTAR LOSES A GOOD CHUNK ON THE FIRST PASS.
>RESURRECT IN SPECTRAL FORM
>OPEN UP A NEW VOID VORTEX, BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL
>USE IT TO CONSUME THE DEMOPAN STAR, PERMANENTLY
SET DEATHRAY TO MAX POWER AND BLAST DA_NANG OUT OF EXSISTANCE
"HEY BROWN GUY. I THINK THIS BRO MAY BE KINDA PRIORITY."
(6vs1) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE ELDRITCH ONES, SUPER POWER THE DEATHRAY, AND RIP DA_NANG FROM ALL OF EXISTENCE.
shoot highiest ranking naazis in the head
(6) YOU KILL A BUNCH OF NAAZIS. UNFORTUNATLY, THE NAZIS ARE UNHARMED.
STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO, REVERT TO PRE-DISSOLVED GENTLEMAN FORM. RICKROLL MISKO.
(5) YOU STOP DISSOLVING, AND (3) BECOME A BUNCH OF KITTENS IN SUITS. (4) YOU RICKROLL MISKO, AND HIS RAGE IS IMMENSE.
BOSSES:
"NO! NO NO NO!
MY PLAN IS RUINED! THIS WHOLE PLANET-DEATHRAY-THING WAS A TRAP FOR THAT MISKO ASSHOLE! NOW ALL THE GOOD GUYS ARE OUT HERE IN THIS GALAXY SO I CAN'T BLOW IT UP WITH MY BIKE! GREAT GOING, YOU GUYS!"
>SINK INTO DRUNKEN DEPRESSION
>BLOW OFF STEAM BY SHOOTING DEATHRAYS AT MISKO/ZOMARA/TCM (ANY OR ALL OF 'EM)
>OH, AND XANTALOS, TOO. THAT GUY'S ANNOYING.
Bolding it would help, as well as not quoting it.
(1+2) YOU SPRAY XANTALOS' ASHES WITH A WATER GUN.
STOP
NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMERTIME
OOOOH OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH
(5) IT'S ABOUT HALF PAST HAMMERTIME.
She is RUDE. I mean seriously. No manners.
...Says the pot to the kettle...
Apologize for distraction this turn, but still keep a module recording conversation and reply when asked questions.
Have Corai test an Aperture Thaummatology Amulet of Planeshifting. It's an amulet that transports people across the planes of existence.
Happy, misko?
(3+6) YOU CREATE AN AMULET, WHICH YOU THROW ONTO CORAI AFTER HE ASSAULTS THE MOST POWERFUL BEING YOU'VE YET SEEN.
She is RUDE. I mean seriously. No manners.
>Continue evacuations of essential personnel.
>Ban Corai from my empire forever. Make his pedophilic visage hated. Make every babe weep when they see him. Incite Mobs against hims, make them so angry when tey see him there are protests. Make it so ending him is a public priority.
>Re-establish control of empire. Try public reforms. Use copious amounts on Nationalism. Continue until people are signing up for military. Divert new recruits to surrounding Brown man's position. Set up artillery points nearby.
>Notice nukes. Launch them at Brown Guy.
ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
+4
(4+3vs2)
YOU BAN CORAI FROM THE IMPERIUM, WHERE HE IS A DANGEROUS HERETIC AND PEDOPHILE. (5+3) ORDER RESTORED.
Romantic:
"Amun watoris kamun dar."
(3+3) Lichette forms another magical shield, then looks about.
"That's about all I can do."
She contacts Misko.
"Hey! Look, we need to stop fighting. Like now. We need to stop chaos in general. That's what's got the universe so pissed."
Sinatra:
"What? He's the most terrifying thing there? How's he dangerous?"
Dorothy sits down and tries to think about where she gets the concept from.
"He feels old. Older than he should be. Much older."
Sinatra looks around.
"Where'd you get that from?"
"Don't you feel it coming from him? Waves of history?"
NPCs:
(4+5vs6)
The Brown-Haired man swings the rifle around, angles it at Corai, and fiddles with the knobs a little, before pulling the trigger and disintegrating him.
"Why won't you just stop? Why won't you stop the violence?"
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
The Kitten Collective recently rescinded its alliance with the Time Lords due to insanity on the part of the (Former) Doctor.
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +3
Lieutenant: TO BE DETERMINED
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
OMNICIDALISTS:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
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