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[Dirg]

IGNORE PAIN AND PULL OUT FLOWERS FOR LICHETTE. APOLOGISE ABOUT LACK OF BEING THERE. HINDER XANTALOS ACTION WHILE LASER SHARKS AND DUCK TANKS FIRE ON HIS POSITION.

[zombie killer]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Please explain to me how I am a troll

[Xantalos]

"Why thank you. Creating a physical body for you to torture shows you really nurture our hate for each other. However, you really should respect your elders and betters. Failing that, fear them."
Xantalos alters the lichette's brain and nervous system to be unable to feel anything but paralyzingly terror, leaving her traumatized and unable to act.

[zombie killer]

respawn as Burt, join people with booze, bring graboid hunting gear

[Dirg]

"Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."

[LordSlowpoke]

BE BLOODY PERSISTENT

[Xantalos]

"Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."

Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.

[Corai]

JOIN MODERATES.

ATTEMPT TO PERSUADE LICHETTE TO BECOME LICH.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."

Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.

...Because you'll be destroyed.

[Xantalos]

"Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."

Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.

...Because you'll be destroyed.

?

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want; to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."

Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.

...Because you'll be destroyed.

?

You Dirj, not you Xantalos.
Of course, I intend to destroy you if I must. Try not to make me.

[misko27]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

[Spinal_Taper]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

[Greenstarfanatic]

GOSH DARN IT, GET GM TO READ MY TURNS! OTHERWISE, REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION.

>GRAB BEER FOR MIAUW AND GREENSTAR, TAKE IT TO THEM

(SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO BRING GREENSTAR BACK TO LIFE, RIGHT? BEER>BULLETS)

>SIP MY OWN BEER, CHECK UP ON LICHETTE & DIRG, STAND BY HOSPITAL WINDOW AND WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE

"OH, YEAH... NAZIS. HUH."

>THROW EMPTY BOTTLES AT NAZI ARMY ANNOYING GOLDEN STAIRCASE. JEEZ.

EDIT:

>ACTUALLY, BRING BEERS TO CONFERENCE ROOM DOWN HALL IN HOSPITAL (DRAG GREENSTAR THERE IF HE TOO DEAD TO WALK, CAN'T REMEMBER)

>CALL DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM TOGETHER FOR SECRET MEETING, ENSURE PLENTY OF BOOZE AND GLASSES IN ROOM

>PLAY LOUD MUSIC ON WMD-BIKE SOUND SYSTEM SO NO-ONE OUTSIDE CAN EAVESDROP ON US (INCLUDE THIS SONG BECAUSE IS AWESOME)

I NO DEAD.

SPAWN GUYS FROM THIS PAGE, TURNING SELF INTO GENTLESPY.

ATTEND MEETING.

[misko27]

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.

Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."

I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?