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[misko27]

Look, you're the guy with the big bonus. At least help repair me.

FINE. IT WIL BE DONE.

[Wrex]

ATTACK LICH WITH GREAT FURY

[mcclay]

FUCK SINTARA RUN AT DIRG AND MANHUG THE SHIT OUTTA HIM. DO NOT ALLOW HIM TO LEAVE MY GRASP!"THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP N STOPPING THE LICH BUT NOW WE MUST RUN THE FUCK BACK TO OUR STRONGHOLD!"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look, you're the guy with the big bonus. At least help repair me.

FINE. IT WIL BE DONE.

Thank you.

[BFEL]

SCREW HATRED BEAMS, TOADY ONE FOUGHT A SENTIENT SPAM BOT IN MY THREAD, YOUR HATE/ROLLS/BONUS ARE INVALID

[misko27]

SCREW HATRED BEAMS, TOADY ONE FOUGHT A SENTIENT SPAM BOT IN MY THREAD, YOUR HATE/ROLLS/BONUS ARE INVALID

He did it when I was there, not you.

I DEMAND A "touched by toady" BONUS

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, Misko got reported by a spambot. Wierd.
Misko is so offensive spambots report him. Oh my god, what have I done?

[Xantalos]

Which thread was this?

[Yoink]

>SPEED BY ON BADASS MOTORCYCLE AT EXACT MOMENT LICHETTE IS ABOUT TO BE SWARMED

>GRAB HER AND DIRG, SHOVE THEM INTO SIDECAR, RIDE OFF INTO SUNSET

>PREFERABLY WITH UN-ASHIFIED GREENSTAR ON BACK OF BIKE DEFLECTING ATTACKS, BULLETS AND MAGIC BLASTS WITH SWORD

[misko27]

Which thread was this?

The woonderful world of Necrothreat, followed by the WTF thread.

[Dirg]

CALL UPON THE SACRED POWERS OF MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO SMITE XANTALOS. I swear, before thread is over, I will get this guy to do something useful for me!

[Xantalos]

Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.

Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.

Dawg.

[Xantalos]

((Wait a minute.))

"Dirg, you can come back now. Your cover is blown. I admit, you pulled some pretty suave stuff to get the lich to become infatuated with you, but now ia the time when you'll be most useful. You know all the lichette's weaknesses. You've done all I sent you out to do. Come back to our side, Dirg."

[Dirg]

"I'm fine where I am. Unlike you guys, I won't stoop to such low levels as to switch swides just to stab someone in the back."

[da_nang]

"So. The time has come. The Lichette stands at her final step. The demons of creation await. The Void is calling!"

>FROM ORBIT, TOMBSTONE THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD ONTO THE CHURCH AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE LICHETTE! SEND HER BACK INTO THE VOID IN A GREAT TOMBSTONE ATOMSMASH!