RALLY STUDENTS INTO ARMY. CONQUER OTHER SCHOOLS IN MISKO'S NAME.
(6) YOU RALLY YOUR STUDENTS INTO AN ARMY WORTHY OF THE GREAT ALEXANDER, AND LEAD THEM INTO BATTLE! THEN YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS.
Improvise time machine from Furtaka and GLaDos!
(2) YOU SMASH THE TWO TOGETHER, BREAKING GLADOS AND MAKING HER INTO A POTATO.
FUSE WITH SHEILD, THEN MAKE
IT SHRINK TO INFINTE SMALLNESS, CRUSHING ALL WITHIN
(6v5+3) WITH AN EVIL GIGGLE, YOU POSSESS THE SHIELD AND PREPARE TO CRUSH THE LICHETTE AND HER PALS.
Suddenly the Lichette stops conscentrating to look at the shield, and the massive cloud of ash on it.
"Oh, no you don't!"
She flips her hair out of her eyes, then fires MOTHERFUCKING LAZORS AT YOU. You are vaporized, and sent to hell. Isn't this like the third time?
ENLIST JOCKS INTO ARMY
HAVE THEM HASSLE LICHETTE AND DIRG USING STUPID COMMENTS, INSULTS, AND OBSCENE SPRAYPAINT.
WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED/BUSY VAPORIZING THEM, ATTEMPT TO SHATTER SHIELD WITH MASSIVE SILVER HAMMER.
(3) THEY JOIN, THEN BULLY YOU. (4v5+3) THEY WALK UP TO HER AND START TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT ARE THEN SCARED BY THE ENERGY POURING FROM HER FACE. THEN VAPORIZED.(2v5+3) THEN, YOU SNEAK UP AND HIT IT WITH A HAMMER, CONDUCTING THE ENERGY FROM IT TO YOU. Lichette spins back around at you, her eyes blazing with fury, literally. She walks up to the shield, and places one hand on it. Energy flows from her hand, coursing through the shield, into your hammer and into you, vaporizing you.
((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
(2+3) Lichette gives Dirg a small smile, then sits down atop the golem to focus upon her magic.
((GET YO ASS IN GEAR DIRG. SHITTY BOYFRIEND YOU ARE, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT WORTH SHIT.))
RAISE SUPPORT FOR REBELLION AGAINST TYRANNY OF SANITY
(5) YOU CREATE A REBELLION AGAINST SANITY, AND TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, CAUSING THIS GAME.
IF TIME TRAVEL POSSIBLE
GO BACK IN TIME
KILL DIRG
THEREBY DELETING ALL HIS ACTIONS
AND MAKING THE LITCH A DUDE AGAIN
SRSLY HANGING AROUND WITH A NECROPHILIAC IS NOT COOL
(5v4+3)The lichette effortlessly redirects your time travel attempt to lead you into the beginning of time. She'll deal with you next turn.
>RESPAWN AS YURI
>SPAM MIND CONTROL
"I AM YURI... OBEY ME"
EDIT: while you were writing 18 new replies where posted
(2) YOU PLAY COMMAND AND CONQUER.
Or, you know the GM might be the Lichette and also a cheating bastard 
but anyway...
GET BRILLIANT IDEA
PROPOSE THAT THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN ROMANCE AND PSYCHOTICNESS BE CAKE BAKING CONTEST.
IN APERTURE SCIENCE.
WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
(if romance wins, it can be the wedding cake, if the other ppl win, it can be Dirgs funeral celebration cake or something)
(2) WHEATLY LOVES IT. NOONE ELSE DOES.
Uh, I'm going to fly away now. I don't even know what to do. Good luck.
HELL NO YOUR NOT.
o.o
-.-
Oh you're going down now. I've been King Arthur twice. No one tells me what to do.
Bathe Misko in the glorious agony of Red Dragon firebreath.
Very well then. I unleash the ultimate weapon.
I. Cast. FLARE!
(2) YOU CAST FLARE. YOU'RE A DRAGON DUMBASS. THEY AREN'T KNOWN FOR BEING SPELLCASTERS.
DRINK MANA POOL TO DESTROY SHIELD
(2) YOU DRINK FROM THE MANA POOL, BUT IT'S TOO BUSY BURNING AWAY YOUR BODY
ENTER BATTLEFIELD AS HIVEMINDED SWARM OF KITTENS.
(6) YOU ENTER THE BATTLEFIELD AS A HIVEMINDED SWARM OF KITTENS, AND ARE PROMPTLY DISTRACTED BY THE ORB OF STRING.
BOSS TURN:
(5+3) The Lichette, Dirg and the Golem suddenly glow with a bright pink light, before vanishing from Aperture. Dirg awakens to the Lichette poking him in the side, waiting for him to awaken and see the splendor of the pre-universe. He glances around, and notices that he sits atop the Golems shoulder, while Lichette stands to his right. She pulls him up, smiling innocently.
"Dirg, look! It's so beautiful!"
Gesturing wildly, she points out the view before them. A void, mostly white, but with occasional splashes of colour. It seems to stretch on for infinity, a canvas to be painted. Suddenly, she leaps from the Golems shoulder, pulling Dirg with her. She utters a quick charm, and the two of them float mid-void, able to fly wherever they desire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFHabRB6vuM BECAUSE THIS IS MUSIC THAT I LISTENED TO WHEN WRITING THE LICHETTES TURN.
BOSS STATUS
Hot Undead Wizard
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
DICK
ROMANTICS:
ZOMARA
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
HANSLANDA, RED DRAGON
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
PALADINS
MIAUW62, REALLY DENSE GUY
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
NEUTRALS
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
YOINK, THE RETURNER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, ORB ABOVE THE GOLEM
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
ARENA STATUS
APERTURE SCIENCE, WHERE THEY DO WHAT THEY MUST BECAUSE THEY CAN
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