FLY OVER TO NEUTRAL PEOPLE
ABSORB THEM, THEN EXPLODE, SENDING PARTS OF ME ALL OVER EVERYONE
ABSORB ANYTHING I'M TOUCHING
(I'm basically an evil flying demon virus skin thing by now)
(2) YOU FLY INTO THE GROUND. (6) YOU THEN ABSORB THE UN-SUPERPOWERED MASSES, GIVING YOU AN AVERAGE POWER LEVEL FAR BELOW 9000.
CHARGE THE SAINTS! TAKE STEELPORT!
(5v6) YOU AND YOUR GANGSTERS ATTACK THE SAINTS, BUT THE LEGION OF GIMPS ARE TOO MUCH, AND THEY PUSH YOU BACK TO THE THREE COUNT CASINO.
SEE FIRST POST MADE BY ME.
RE-USE
You're shitting me. Quote it, please.
PULL OUT GUNN.
BOOM HEDSHOTT!
Uh, I'm unsure what to do at this point. I know! I need to seriously end this once and for all. Wait no, one mire not serious.
OBTAIN BACON ORB
TURN DIRGINTO BACON
CONSUME DIRG
(4) YOU FORM AN ORB OF POWER OUT OF THE RESIDUAL MAGIC AND MEAT. (3) YOU THEN INFUSE DIRG WITH THE HEAVENLY SCENT AND ADDICTIVENESS OF BACON, MAKING THE LICHETTE FALL EVEN MORE INTO DENIED LOVE WITH HIM. LOL, YOU SHIPPER.
RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
I've decided to use my THIRD action as the first was 'PULL OUT GUN, BOOM HEADSHOT!' and the other was identical to my last one.
(2) YOU HAVE A PREMATURE EXPLODILATION. HOW EMBARRASING.
Wait, punk-ass Arthur with a stick? Mind over matter!
I attack the sphere of magic with the stick.
I tell the Lich that Dirg has a huge crush on her!
I've got a brilliant plan guys! Just help me out here!
(2) "HEY, LICHETTE! DIRG LOVES YOU!"
"W-What? Are you saying I like him? I do not!"
(1v5+2) SHE ATTACKS YOU. YOU ATTACK BACK. IT'S LESS OF A BATTLE, AND MORE OF GIGANTES STEPPING THROUGH A NURSERY.
That seems to put herself in harms way to protect me. I'm torn. On 1 hand, hawt evil undead sorceress with infinite power, on the other, necrophilia and the fact we've killed each other,and attempted to kill eachother multiple times.....UTILIZE POWER OF LOVE TO FORM CONFETTI SELF INTO CHAINMAIL LIKE ARMOR TO PROTECT LICHETTE.
(5) YOU USE THE POWER OF LOVE TO FORGE YOURSELF INTO A PURE LOVAMANTIUM CHAINMAIL! SHE HESITATES A MOMENT, BEFORE PUTTING YOU ON! THAT SOUNDS REALLY DIRTY!
ATTEMPT TO SCREW UP LICH AND DIRG'S FIRST DATE.
(3) YOU SHOW UP, INTRODUCING YOURSELF AS ONE OF DIRGS FRIENDS. YOU THEN ACT SUPER CREEPER, BUT FAIL TO RUIN THEIR CHEMISTY. THAT'S WHAT WEARING PEOPLE CAN DO.
. . . . create the World orb.
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
(3) YOU MAKE AN ORB SHAPED LIKE THE WORLD. (1) YOU THEN FORCE ME UNDER YOUR WILL, CHANGING THE WORLD INTO MLP. OR NOT. IT'S MORE LIKE YOU FELL INTO A COMA, AND STARTED A POWER MAD HALLUCINATION.
. . . . create the World orb.
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
.....RELEASE HORSE FETISHISTS
I'm probably more evil then the lich(ete) right about now 
(1) YOU DUCK INTO THE HORSE FETISHIST PEN, AND ARE PROMPTLY RAPED TO DEATH, DUE TO BEING ON ALL FOURS FOR A SMALL MOMENT.
MELT GOLEM, ENCASING LICHETTE IN MOLTEN INCINERATORITE
(i got a slight feeling that this is more "YOU AT PLACE WHERE LOADS OF PEOPLE RANDOMLY FIGHT."
(2) YOU LEAP ONTO THE GOLEM, AND TRY TO MELT IT WITH YOUR BODY HEAT. ANY SECOND NOW.
>NAAAAPAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
(4) YOU CREATE A NAAAAPAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE. WHAT USE IT ON? DO YOU PROTECT THEIR LOVE, OR DESTROY IT?
That seems to put herself in harms way to protect me. I'm torn. On 1 hand, hawt evil undead sorceress with infinite power, on the other, necrophilia and the fact we've killed each other,and attempted to kill eachother multiple times.....UTILIZE POWER OF LOVE TO FORM CONFETTI SELF INTO CHAINMAIL LIKE ARMOR TO PROTECT LICHETTE.
SET FIRE TO CONFETTI THEREFORE NO ARMOR
AND MAKE AN ILLUSION OF TEAMWORK TO CONFUSE THE BOSS
(2) YOU SET FIRE TO CONFETTI. AND YOU RUIN SOME POOR CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY. THE COPS ARE ON YOUR ASS NOW. (1-1) THE COPS ON YOUR ASS WEIGH YOU DOWN, RIPPING YOUR FROM THE MORTAL PLANE INTO THE ENDLESS VOID.
BOSS TURN:
"D-Dirg? What are you doing? W-We aren't supposed to act this way!"
Lichette blushes at Dirgs apparent love for her, but doesn't push him away. (5+2) She does, however push Miauw away, using the sharp point of the Golems blade, cutting him in twain. Next, she glares at GreenStar, and the golems blade glows a small amount, pulling the blood from Miauws corpse to it.
BOSS STATUS
Hot Undead Wizard
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Misko
Gun-TCM
Slademantine-Golem
Chocolate-Great Golem
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Great Golem
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Great Golem
Mud-Great Golem
Light-Great Golem
Imagination-Great Golem
Law-Lich
MINIONS
ZOMARA
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
GREAT GOLEM
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON, AND THE POPE OF MISKO
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, ORB ABOVE THE GOLEM
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
BFFL
XANTALOS, HUGE ASSHOLE
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