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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 656399 times)

BFEL

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #795 on: September 03, 2012, 07:30:51 am »

GRAB THE SCENE IN THE REEL DEPICTING LICH AS A RED SHIRT AND PUT ON UNIVERSAL YOUTUBE. BLOOPERS INCLUDE HIS HUMILIATING DEATH SEQUENCE WHICH WAS QUICKLY FORGOTTEN BEFORE, BUT NOW IS BEING SHOVED BACK INTO HIS FACE. :P

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #796 on: September 03, 2012, 07:46:27 am »

eat dat lich soul!!!!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #797 on: September 03, 2012, 07:50:35 am »

>#chat lich
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #798 on: September 03, 2012, 09:02:39 am »

BECOME TUPAC INCARNATE

SHOOT DAT MAGIC
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #799 on: September 03, 2012, 01:41:24 pm »

Fuck this. I wont get anywhere with this.

JUMP AND FLIP AROUND, SQUASHING ANY EVIL MINIONS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BENEATH THE PLACE WHERE THE WORST STAGE EVER LANDS.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #800 on: September 03, 2012, 03:21:50 pm »

>Raptorfangamer, The Needy sends the heart shaped police after him!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #801 on: September 04, 2012, 05:00:11 pm »

MAKE IT UP TO WIFE BY TAKING HER ON HONEYMOON.

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HONEYMOON OVER, BACK TO FIGHTING!

TURN ON BOSS! LIFE/LOVE+BEING GOD>MAGIC. MATH WILL CONFUSE AND BEWILDER LICH.
(5) YOU TAKE HER ON AN INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC HONEYMOON, AND YOU GET LUCKY. MULTIPLE TIMES. (6) SO LUCKY, IN FACT, THAT KARMA TURNS ITS BACK ON YOU, AND TAKES YOU AWAY FROM THE HONEYMOON RIGHT BEFORE YOU GRABBED THE 20$ BILL YOU FOUND ON THE GROUND. (1)YOU FIND YOURSELF HURTLING FROM THE SKY, SEVERAL MILES ABOVE THE FLOOR INSIDE THE GALACTIC CORE.

...Destroy magic. All magic.
(6) YOU BEGIN BY DESTROYING THE MAGIC OF LIFE. IN YOU. WHOOPS.

INFECT UNLUCKY/BEWILDERED HEROES WITH LYCANTHROPY. OMNONNOM.



(1) YOU GET WORMS. BETTER GO SEE THE VET.

...Destroy magic. All magic.


Motherfucking this. I pray to God Morgan Freeman, and cast Anti-Magic Field on magic!
But an anti-magic field IS magic. I'm talking about destroying magic. IT SHALL BE DONE.


Okay. Scratch that last one, STAB THE MAGIC!
(5+3) YOU BRING THE SACRED SWORD INTO THE MAGIC CORE, WHERE IT RIPS FREE SOME SPHERES OF MAGIC FROM THE LICHS CONTROL. FLAME, AND ICE. NICE.

AS LANDSCAPE, HELP FABOLOUS SORCERER OGRES CONDUCT RITUAL TO DESTROY LICH FOREVER. MAKE FOREVER ECHO FOREVER AS WELL.
(1) THE OGRES AREN'T TOO BRIGHT, AND PURGE YOU FROM THE LANDSCAPE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

GRAB THE SCENE IN THE REEL DEPICTING LICH AS A RED SHIRT AND PUT ON UNIVERSAL YOUTUBE. BLOOPERS INCLUDE HIS HUMILIATING DEATH SEQUENCE WHICH WAS QUICKLY FORGOTTEN BEFORE, BUT NOW IS BEING SHOVED BACK INTO HIS FACE. :P

REQUEST SELF BE PUT IN CATEGORY: DICK
(6) YOU PUT HIS RED-SHIRT VIDEO ONTO YOUTUBE, AND IT IS INDEED EMBARRASSING. IT'S ALSO INFURIATING. NICE. PISS OFF MAGIC INCARNATE. PUT SIMPLY, YOU ARE BLOODY MUSH.

eat dat lich soul!!!!
(5) YOU GRIT YOUR TEETH, SMILE GRIMLY, AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF PURE MAGIC. YOU RIP AND TEAR, PULLING OUT WIND MAGIC AS YOU TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT.

>#chat lich

(6) THE LICH GRUNTS.

BECOME TUPAC INCARNATE

SHOOT DAT MAGIC

(6) YOU BECOME TUPAC INCARNATE, AND BEGIN YOUR REIGN OF TERROR BY BEING SHOT. (6) IN YOUR LAST MINUTES, YOU UNLEASH THE GANGSTER FURY, POURING BULLETS INTO THE MAGIC FASTER THAN WATER OUT OF A BUCKET. THEY ARE SUSPENDED MID ORB, BEFORE BECOMING A NEW FORM OF MAGIC, BULLET.

Fuck this. I wont get anywhere with this.

JUMP AND FLIP AROUND, SQUASHING ANY EVIL MINIONS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BENEATH THE PLACE WHERE THE WORST STAGE EVER LANDS.

(5) YOU CRUSH SOME EMO BANDS. EVIL IS REALLY SUBJECTIVE NOW, SO THEY'RE THE EVILEST THING YOU COULD FIND.

>Raptorfangamer, The Needy sends the heart shaped police after him!
(1) YOU HARNESS THE HEART POLICES FULL FORCES, AND SEND THEM AT THE MAGIC ORB. THEY, HAVING HEART, THE SUCKIEST POWER, ARE ABSORBED INTO IT. THE LICH HAS A NEW SPHERE OF MAGIC, HEART. POOR HIM.

BOSS TURN:
(3+3) A skeletal hand reaches out from the orb, and grabs the frost sphere, pulling it back in. The magic core begins to glow.

BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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NEUTRAL
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #802 on: September 04, 2012, 05:07:52 pm »

Destroy magic of life
Become SCP-682
Continue destroying magic
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #803 on: September 04, 2012, 05:09:11 pm »

BECOME THE TRUE ANTI-MAGIC: SCIENCE.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #804 on: September 04, 2012, 05:10:41 pm »

I ALREADY HAVE WORMS. CARNIVORES HAVE THAT. ATTACK XANTALOS WITH CLAWS AND FANGS AND ALL THAT.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #805 on: September 04, 2012, 05:12:24 pm »

I ALREADY HAVE WORMS. CARNIVORES HAVE THAT. ATTACK XANTALOS WITH CLAWS AND FANGS AND ALL THAT.
Were-682. Good job!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #806 on: September 04, 2012, 05:20:28 pm »

Absorb the fire sphere. STAB THE MAGIC AGAIN!
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #807 on: September 04, 2012, 05:27:42 pm »

>but heart is not a bad power!

>unless you talk about the one from captain planet.

>but this one is got FULL HEART CONTROL

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>SHITSHITTRYTOKILLMAGICINCARNATE
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #808 on: September 04, 2012, 05:27:45 pm »

CURSE FABLOUS SORCERER ORCS INCOMPETENCE. POSSESS GUN ORB aND TRANFORM INTO GATLING GUN OF RIGHTEOUS DAKKA FURY, FIRE AT MAGIC INCARNATE.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #809 on: September 04, 2012, 05:30:58 pm »

STOP FALLING.

SAFELY.

ABSORB THE EARTHY MAGICNESS IN LICH GUY.
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