PREPARE, AND BEGIN A SPEECH AT THE MAGICAL COCKTAIL PARTY WHILE ALSO SUBTLETY BERATING FABOLOUS SORCERER OGRES FOR THEIR INCOMPETENCE.
(3)
"HELLO, MY NAME IS DIRG. I JUST FELL INTO THIS CORE. I FIND THAT EACH OF YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE APEX OF THEIR FIELD OF MAGIC, AND I RESPECT YOU ALL A VERY LARGE AMOUNT. ALL OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS, AND THE WAY THAT YOU HAVE ALL SHAPED HISTORY IN YOUR OWN WAY IS AN INCREDIBLE EXAMPLE OF THE EFFECT JUST ONE PERSON CAN HAVE ON THE MULTIVERSE.
THANK YOU, AND GOODBYE. ALSO, THOSE OGRE SORCEROR GUYS GET GOAT SIRLS WHILE SIMULTANEOSLY SUCKING SIMEON SLIMEBALLS."
FOR BEING A GUY THAT JUST CRASHED A COCKTAIL PARTY, THE SPEECH WAS GOOD. HOWEVER, YOU DID JUST CRASH A COCKTAIL PARTY.
Push RAPTORFANGAMER into boss!
(1) YOU PUSH ON RAPTOR. FORGETTING THAT HE IS NOW THE HIGH PRIEST OF ALL LIGHT MAGIC, AND THUS THE SACRED OBJECT FOR EVERY PALADIN IN EXISTENCE, YOU TRY TO PUSH HIM. FIRST, HE'S TOO HEAVY FOR YOUR BABY ARMS. SECOND, THOSE PALADINS JUST REMOVED YOUR BABY ARMS.
BECOME TUPAC THE RAG DOLL.
DESTROY MAGIC WITH GARRYS-MOD ESQUE ANTICS.
(2) YOU BECOME TWOPACK, THE PROPER GENTLEMAN RAGDOLL. SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM ALSO. (4) YOU FLAIL AT IT RANDOMLY, KNOCKING CHAOS MAGIC OUT OF IT.
Use status as 682 to rally giant army of SCP's to destroy all magic.
Make GM update character things.
(1) MOST OF THEM ARE KIND OF FOND OF LIVING, AND BEING NPCS, DON'T HAVE THE IMMORTALITY OF PLAYERS. INSTEAD, YOU ARE PUT BACK INTO YOUR CONTAINMENT AREA.
(Also, in order for me to update the character things, I need to know what all of you are. If you guys would please include that in your next post, I'll update your character thing.)
(read over this whole thread. Wow.)
Appear out of nowhere and Obtain Psychic powers from nearby magic!
Use psychic powers to Make huge hand and Punch orb!
(I do what I can to make it entertaining.)
(2) YOU APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE, SCREAMING LIKE A 9-YEAR OLD AT A JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT THAT ONE DIRECTION WAS OPENING FOR, WHILE THE JONAS BROTHERS PLAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STADIUM. YOUR SCREAMING, AS OPPOSED TO BEING ABOUT THEIR PERCIEVED HOTNESS, IS INSTEAD ABOUT HOW "OMG GUIZ, I TTLY HAVE SYCIK PWERS!!! >
DESU DESU". YOU DON'T, YOU'RE JUST DELUSIONAL. (4)YOUR SCREAMING IRRITATES THE ORB ENOUGH TO THROW SOUND MAGIC AT YOU.
(read over this whole thread. Wow.)
Yeah. Just... Yeah.
Respawn as Liam Neeson as Qui-gon Jinn. Force does not equal magic, loophole!
(Is that good or bad?)
(2) YOU RESPAWN AS AN ACTOR PLAYING A ROLE.
Trap my soul into that orb and become a part of it.
(4) YOU ALSO LEAP HEADFIRST INTO THE ORB, SENDING YOUR SOUL INTO THE ORB, WHERE IT BEGINS LOSING CONTROL TO THE INFINITLY MORE POWERFUL LICH CONSCIOUSNESS.
SING THE SONG ANYWAY
(3) YOU'RE OFF-KEY.
BE ON GROUND. HELP HEROES BY USING GODLY ARCEUS POWERS TO GRAB LIGHT MAGIC OF YAYNESS.
(3) YOU ARE ON THE GROUND. (2) YOUR MEMES INSULT AND DEGRADE THIS RTD (WAIT WHAT?). YOUR ACTION IS HEREBY IGNORED IN THE TERMS OF GAMEPLAY.
YELL HOW UGLY AND OLD HE LOOKS LIKE.
(1) "YOU ARE A SPECIAL AND SPECTACULAR BEING OF SHEER MAGICAL POWER! YOUR WIT AND CHARISMA INSPIRES INNER-CITY CHILDREN TO MAKE IT INTO THE NBA PLAY-OFFS! TRUELY, YOU ARE A HERO!"
YEAH. SHOWED HIM.
>absorb orb!
>use light magic in a cheesy way that should work! (kicking the blue orb?)
(1) YOU TAKE A CRAP ON IT. THE PALADINS ARE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY PISSED.
ABSORB META-MAGIC.
USE META-MAGIC TO ENHANCE MAGIC OF OTHER HEROES.
(6) YOU ABSORB THE META-MAGIC, AND IT ABSORBS YOU. YOU ARE NOW WITHIN PARADOXIA, ALONG WITH THE MAN WHO KILLED HIS GRANDFATHER.
Hmmm....
I am bloody mush
crushed by pure magic
....USE THE MAGIC TO BECOME BLOOD MAGIC
also
the lich is PURE? magic....as in like magic of purity? WTF?
(5) YOU MANIPULATE THE HUGE AMOUNT OF MAGIC JUST FLOATING AROUND TO REBUILD YOUR BODY, AS A BLOOD GOLEM. OH WAIT. IS THAT MAGIC BASED? WHOOPS. SOMEONE BETTER TAKE THAT SPHERE OUT.
USE THE POWER OF MY RECENT AWESOME LUCKY ROLLS TO IGNORE ALL LOGIC AND TAKE THE BLOOD MAGIC SPHERE OUT MYSELF.
ALSO CAKE.
oh and lol you actually put me under dick 
AWESOME
(1) YOU WALK UP TO THE LICH BODY, AND DO A RITUAL DANCE HANDED DOWN GENERATION AFTER GENERATION IN ORDER TO SEDUCE MEN OF POWER. YOUR LOOSE ORGANS AND BLEEDING BODY MAKE IT CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN USUAL.
BOSS TURN:
*Hurk*
(5+4) BFFL has been frozen, electrocuted, then beaten to a pulp. His body rises up as a minion of the lich. You hear a giggle as the various gory parts become pineapples.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame
Frost
Gun
Blood
Meta
Heart
Blood
Chaos
Sound
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE GROUND
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, NOW SUPERAIDS
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, LIAM NEESON
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
DICK
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