Use Cage Rage to pick up the force field, shape it into a gigantic fist, and punch the lich until he is naught but a pile of dust. All while shouting incoherently. Also get GM to change status from sarlacc pit.
(3) YOU GRASP THE FORCEFIELD AND TRY SHAPING IT INTO A FIST. YOU PULL SOMETHING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GIVING YOU THE BIRD. (3) YOU POKE HIM WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER. HE'S INSULTED.
AS MANA SPIRIT POSSESS THE LANDSCAPE WE FIGHT ON. CREATE PITS AND DEADLY SPIKES BELOW EVIL DOERS.
(4)YOU FLOW INTO THE EARTH, (6) AND PLACE PITS AND SPIKE BELOW THE EVIL DOERS. TOO BAD YOUR FANATISM JUDGED EVERYONE AS EVIL. INCLUDING YOURSELF. A HOLE IN THE LANDSCAPE OPENS BELOW THE LANDSCAPE, CAUSING A PARADOX FIELD.
FOCUS ALL LIFE ENERGY INTO FORMING A HOLY ZWEIHANDER ALONG WITH THE CORPOREAL BEING WHO TRANSCENDS THIS MORTAL REALM IN ORDER TO WIELD IT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL AND ORDER HIM TO ASSIST IN THE BATTLE
(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF ATOP A HOLY ALTAR WHICH RECENTLY APPEARED, AND YOUR LIFEBLOOD SOAKS INTO THE ROCK. THE ROCK TREMBLES AND SHATTERS, LEAVING BEHIND A 7-FOOT BLADE OF PURE KICK-ASSIUM. IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR EVEN THE GODS TO WIELD THOUGH. SMOOTH.
What about the corporeal being? 
I didn't even get a roll for that.. *sniff*
RETURN AS A TITAN (Better than GODS) AND, SEIZING THE BLADE IN YOUR HANDS, STRIKE DOWN THE NEAREST HERO YOU CAN FIND
((I THOUGHT THE CORPOREAL BEING WAS A GOD. ALSO, HAHAHAHA I'M A BAD PERSON.))
(2) "MAYBE LATER" THE CORPOREAL ONE REPLIES. "X-FILES IS ON."
BREAK FREE OF SYNRINGE AND INFECT RTD WITH THE SYMPTOM OF DECAPITATION. THEN INFECT THE LICH AGAIN.
(1) YOU SHOVE YOURSELF DEEPER INTO THE SYRINGE, GET MARRIED, FATHER A FEW NEW STRAINS, AND GENERALLY SETTLE DOWN. (1) YOU CAN'T DO IT! YOU CAN'T ABANDON YOUR FAMILY!
ATTACK PATHETIC HEROES AND INFECT THEM WITH LYCANTHROPY
(2) THERE AREN'T REALLY THAT PATHETIC OF HEROES HERE. JUST UNLUCKY ONES.
I DROP MY FISH AND PICK UP ASHBRINGER, SLAP THE LUNCHMAN WITH IT
(4) THE FISH DROPS TO THE FLOOR WITH A BANG, WHILE YOU RUSH FOR ASHBRINGER. (3) IT'S A BOOK. THAT'S BURNING INTO ASH. THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, RIGHT?
....the boss doesn't have an actual name....
DISCOVERS THE REASON BOSS HAS NO NAME...*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES* HE MUST BE A REDSHIRT
(6) AYUP. IT'S REALLY SAD IF YOU GUYS CAN'T BEAT A REDSHIRT.
>force the lich into cardiac arrest!
>updaet my stats!
(6) HE HAS A HEART ATTACK. SOMEWHERE, IN AN ABANDONED GRAVE, SOME LONG UNUSED HEART IS FREAKING OUT.
BREAK OUT OF MY ELECTRONIC PRISON.
TAKE THE FORM OF ARCEUS ONCE OUT.
MAKE IT BACK TO WIFE.
CRUSH...HEROES? MAYBE?
(2) NO. DESPITE BEING LIFE-INCARNATE, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS MONITOR. (6) YOUR WIFE, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS NO SUCH ISSUES. WELL, YOU'RE OUT OF THE COMPUTER. THE BAD NEWS, IS THAT SHE WAS A LITTLE ANGERED BY YOUR IMPRISONMENT, SO CLEVELAND IS GONE. (4) YOU TURN INTO ARCEUS, FOR SOME REASON.
Shit. My turn was highly ineffective, but my counterattack was BAWS.
Press the advantage! Strike for the Lich's neck! If pass, become new evil overlord, as time as zombie corrupted King Arthur's heart. If fail, pray to Morgan God for a miracle of some sort, like enough fish to feed everyone here or something.
(5+3v1+3)YOU REMOVE HIS HEAD, WHICH HURTLES INTO THE GALACTIC CORE. THE OUTER LAYERS OF IT SLOWLY BURN AWAY, REVEALING A JAR FLOATING IN THE PURE MAGIC, WHICH SLOWLY TAKES A DARK, SINISTER PURPLE SHADE. DID YOU FORGET WHAT MAKES LICHS SO LONG-LIVED?
BOSS TURN:
The Bosses voice revebrates from the entire galaxy as he speaks, ley lines and mana pools acting as magnifying tools for his voice.
"Hanslanda... I really must thank you. I never would have thought of this on my own. Now that my phylactery is nestled within magic itself, my dominion over the galaxy will be unparalleled."
The forcefield dissipates, as do the walls and lines of reality itself. All that ever was and will be lies out before the heroes as a film reel, scrolling through time. The reel spins faster and faster, soon forming a sphere around the heroes, each scene but a frame in the entire timeline. Some scenes begin vanishing from existence, such as the Battle of Britain. Ahead of those frames, the path of history changes, accommodating the new history. At the final frame, the black of the end is slowly fading to a purple.
"I know I've said this before, but you better stop me heroes..."
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE GROUND
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, NOW SUPERAIDS
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, DUELIST FOR GOD
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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