Sigh. Again with the AIDS.
*Is struck with an idea* Turn. Undead. If it fails, pray to Morgan Freeman God for a re-roll.
(6+3) YOU BECOME A ZOMBIE. A HULKING, BUFF, INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE.(3+3)
MORGAN FREEMAN GOD CHANGES YOU BACK, BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE ICKY.
TRY TO LIGHT MOON ON FIRE AGAIN. HARNESS INCOMING LUNAR ENERGY TO WOLF OUT AND START ATTACKING HEROES. OR ANYONE LOOKING VAGUELY HEROIC.
(6) YOU BURN THE MOON TO ASHES. LUCKILY, IT WASN'T EARTHS MOON. UNLUCKILY, IT WAS THE MOON OF OMICRON PERSEI 8. THEY AREN'T HAPPY ABOUT THAT, AS YOU MAY GUESS.(6)YOU WOLF OUT, BECOMING A SECONDARY LOVE INTEREST FOR SOME WHINY TEENAGER. DAMN YOU, POP CULTURE JOKES! (2v2) YOU AND THE OMICRONIANS GO INTO BATTLE, YOUR CLAWS INEFFECTIVE AGAINST THEIR SHIPS, AND THEIR BOREDOM NONEFFECTIVE AGAINST YOUR HIDE.
Fine. CAST MANA SIPHON ON LICH SOMEHOW. SUMMON FABOLOUS OGRES WHO DOUBLE AS SORCERES WITH AN ENCHANTED ROCK.
(6) YOU START ABSORBING MANA FROM HIM, BUT YOU TAKE A LITTLE TOO MUCH, CAUSING YOU TO EXPLODE. YOUR MANA SPIRIT ATTRACTS THE OGRES, WHO BEGIN ROCKING OUT, TRYING TO REFORM YOUR BODY.
Attack the heroes, I guess.
I forgot about this game. 
(5) YOU BRING WITH YOU BACK INTO THIS WORLD A MASSIVE SYRINGE, AND ATTACK TCM, WHO BEING THE MOST GREY OF MORALITY, IS THE FIRST TO BE KILLED (SAVE THE MOST HILARIOUS OR THE DARKEST OF SKIN TONE). TCM IS NOW A DISEASE IN A SYRINGE. CONGRATS.
NO. BE RESISTANT TO LICH DARK MAGIC. ACTIVATE SYMPTOMS DIEABEETUS AND DYSENTERY.
(5) YOU RESIST THE LICHS DARK MAGIC, AND REACH INTO THE FORCEFIELD, TRYING TO TRIGGER THE SYMPTOMS. (4) THEY GET DIABEETUS. GOOD THING THEY EAT SO MUCH... WAIT.
Harness the white-hot insanity of Nicholas Cage to destroy the lich by unmaking all that he is and ever shall be with the sheer force of my acting.
I WATCHED THAT ENTIRE THING. I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS, EH? (6) YOU HARNESS THE POWER OF NICHOLAS CAGE. IT FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS, INTO YOUR HANDS, AND INTO YOUR MIND. OH NO! IT'S... IT'S IN YOUR SOUL! YOU ARE THE CAGE! THE CAGE IS YOU!
LURE CORAI ONTO TRAPDOOR USING SHINIES AND FIRSTBORNS.
(3) CORAI HESITANTLY STEPS NEARER.
FOCUS ALL LIFE ENERGY INTO FORMING A HOLY ZWEIHANDER ALONG WITH THE CORPOREAL BEING WHO TRANSCENDS THIS MORTAL REALM IN ORDER TO WIELD IT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL AND ORDER HIM TO ASSIST IN THE BATTLE
(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF ATOP A HOLY ALTAR WHICH RECENTLY APPEARED, AND YOUR LIFEBLOOD SOAKS INTO THE ROCK. THE ROCK TREMBLES AND SHATTERS, LEAVING BEHIND A 7-FOOT BLADE OF PURE KICK-ASSIUM. IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR EVEN THE GODS TO WIELD THOUGH. SMOOTH.
Be the first person to ever will himself to be the sexiest thing in the universe
(1) JOHNNY BRAVO BEAT YOU TO IT, AND DID IT RIGHT. YOU JUST KIND OF BECAME A MASS OF FLESH.
BOSS TURN:
(1+3) The lich quickly brings the blade of the damned at Hanslandas feet, but Hanslanda is too quick, (5+3) and he brings the blade of
Morgan Freeman God into the lichs left arm, slicing it off.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
NEUTRAL
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEUTRAL
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST/GOOD ITSELF AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SARLACC PIT
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT, NOW SUPERAIDS
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, DUELIST FOR GOD
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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