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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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No
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Sure
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Negatory
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 650242 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #615 on: August 09, 2012, 01:53:43 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 01:51:38 am
I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.


Exploiting the system is much like cheating in that it shows you care more about winning.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #616 on: August 09, 2012, 01:58:34 am »
Not really, it just takes me a hell of a long time to get bored. Besides, there IS no system. *shameless excuses*
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Yoink

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #617 on: August 09, 2012, 02:16:22 am »
TRAVOLTA: CARRY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PATIENTS & CHILDREN TO HOSPITAL

PROBABLY ONE FROM EARLIER

YOINK: FIRE LEGO TANK CANNON AT CORAI
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #618 on: August 09, 2012, 09:05:54 am »
BECOME GALACTUS

EAT HELL
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #619 on: August 09, 2012, 01:10:39 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 09, 2012, 12:23:39 am
GIVE UP ON PRIVATE ARMIES, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF.


GET A MP 40 AND SHOOT AT YOINK.
(2) TURNS OUT, THE REASON YOU WANTED A PRIVATE ARMY IS THAT YOU'RE A BAD SHOT.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 12:26:14 am
Throw my logo at lich. Instead of trapping him, it will grillcinerate him.
(4) XANTALOS, GRILLCINERATE! HE GETS A NASTY BURN.

Quote from: Dirg on August 09, 2012, 12:48:56 am
BE DA BOMB AGAIN, TACKLE LICH.
(5) YOU TACKLE THE LICH TO THE GROUND. NOW YOUR TEAMMATES WILL FINISH HIM, RIGHT?

Quote from: TCM on August 09, 2012, 01:22:26 am
Strangle Lich with Bob Marley.
(4+1)BOB MARLEY IS WRAPPED AROUND THE LICH, AND YOU BEGINS STRANGLING THE LICH.

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 09, 2012, 01:40:04 am
Arrive, glare at lich menacingly.

Loads STG44 Corai gave him, continues glaring menacingly at Lich.
(6) YOU GLARE AT HIM SO HARD, YOU SCARE OFF DIRG.

Quote from: Corai on August 09, 2012, 01:48:11 am
GIVE HANSLANDA A GUN AS WELL. YES, TWO ACTIONS AT ONCE. DEAL WITH IT.

OR NOT, YOU ARE THE GM NOT ME.
BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR LAST ACTION, I'MMA BE A BRO WITH THIS ONE.

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 09, 2012, 01:53:43 am
Quote from: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 01:51:38 am
I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.


Exploiting the system is much like cheating in that it shows you care more about winning.
Does this game seem like it has an organized system in any manner?

Quote from: Yoink on August 09, 2012, 02:16:22 am
TRAVOLTA: CARRY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PATIENTS & CHILDREN TO HOSPITAL

PROBABLY ONE FROM EARLIER

YOINK: FIRE LEGO TANK CANNON AT CORAI
(6) TRAVOLTA RESCUES THE AFOREMENTIONED. THEY ARE ALL RABID. UH OH. (4) CORAI IS BRUISED BY YOUR PLASTIC ASSAULT.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 09, 2012, 09:05:54 am
BECOME GALACTUS

EAT HELL
(6) YOU ARE GALACTUS, AND ARE SUBSEQUENTLY BEATEN UP BY PHEONIX WRIGHT, RYU AND DEADPOOL. (5) HELL, HOME-STYLE. IT'S DELICIOUS.

BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
[Spoiler]
SLOWPOKES STOMACH/spoiler]
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #620 on: August 09, 2012, 01:17:35 pm »
Command him to RISE BEFORE ZOD! Then KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Then RISE! Then KNEEL! Then RISE! Repeat until lich's legs fall off. Also summon tapeworm to irritate Slowpokes' stomach so we'll be vomited out...somewhere. Perhaps somehwere over the rainbow.
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #621 on: August 09, 2012, 02:04:59 pm »
START STOMPING ON LICH'S LIMBS REPEATEDLY. DISMEMBERMENT ONLY WAY!
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #622 on: August 09, 2012, 02:06:38 pm »
WONDER WHY HELL IS SO DELICIOUS

RELEASE STOMACH ACIDS TO PROCESS HELL INTO EASILY ABSORBED NUTRIMENT
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #623 on: August 09, 2012, 02:34:20 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 01:17:35 pm
Command him to RISE BEFORE ZOD! Then KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Then RISE! Then KNEEL! Then RISE! Repeat until lich's legs fall off. Also summon tapeworm to irritate Slowpokes' stomach so we'll be vomited out...somewhere. Perhaps somehwere over the rainbow.
(2) "Uhh... No." (1) YOU SUMMON A SANDWORM. IT'S LIKE A GIANT TAPEWORM, RIGHT? TURNS OUT, NO. IT EATS YOU, BEFORE LOUNGING IN SLOWPOKES STOMACH.

Quote from: Dirg on August 09, 2012, 02:04:59 pm
START STOMPING ON LICH'S LIMBS REPEATEDLY. DISMEMBERMENT ONLY WAY!
(5) THE LICHS LIMBS ARE REDUCED TO POWDER. FEAR THE UNDEAD TORSO.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 09, 2012, 02:06:38 pm
WONDER WHY HELL IS SO DELICIOUS

RELEASE STOMACH ACIDS TO PROCESS HELL INTO EASILY ABSORBED NUTRIMENT
(1) YOU ARE NOT USED TO SAID STOMACH ACID, AND DISSOLVE YOURSELF.

BAWSS TURN
(1+3) Two limbs sprout from the shattered joints.

BOSS STATUS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
[Spoiler]
SLOWPOKES STOMACH/spoiler]
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #624 on: August 09, 2012, 02:36:52 pm »
Transform lich into limbless, jetpackless, weaponless Boba Fett. Become Sarlacc Pit. The lich Boba Fett is in midair above the Sarlacc Pit.
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TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #625 on: August 09, 2012, 02:37:11 pm »
FINISH OFF LICH VIA BOB MARLEY.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #626 on: August 09, 2012, 02:38:54 pm »
Quote from: TCM on August 09, 2012, 02:37:11 pm
FINISH OFF LICH VIA BOB MARLEY.
GANJA POWER ACTIVATE!
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #627 on: August 09, 2012, 02:51:12 pm »
STOMP LICH'S TORSO.
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #628 on: August 09, 2012, 04:04:17 pm »
OPEN FIRE AT HEROES AT CLOSE RANGE.

WAIT, WHY AM I HERO? I AM HELPING LICH!
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #629 on: August 09, 2012, 04:07:43 pm »
YES MY ICEMAGIC IS BACK
>USE ICECREAM SHARDS ON BAD GUIZE UNTIL I AM NEUTRAL
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