GIVE UP ON PRIVATE ARMIES, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF.
GET A MP 40 AND SHOOT AT YOINK.
(2) TURNS OUT, THE REASON YOU WANTED A PRIVATE ARMY IS THAT YOU'RE A BAD SHOT.
Throw my logo at lich. Instead of trapping him, it will grillcinerate him.
(4) XANTALOS, GRILLCINERATE! HE GETS A NASTY BURN.
BE DA BOMB AGAIN, TACKLE LICH.
(5) YOU TACKLE THE LICH TO THE GROUND. NOW YOUR TEAMMATES WILL FINISH HIM, RIGHT?
Strangle Lich with Bob Marley.
(4+1)BOB MARLEY IS WRAPPED AROUND THE LICH, AND YOU BEGINS STRANGLING THE LICH.
Arrive, glare at lich menacingly.
Loads STG44 Corai gave him, continues glaring menacingly at Lich.
(6) YOU GLARE AT HIM SO HARD, YOU SCARE OFF DIRG.
GIVE HANSLANDA A GUN AS WELL. YES, TWO ACTIONS AT ONCE. DEAL WITH IT.
OR NOT, YOU ARE THE GM NOT ME.
BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR LAST ACTION, I'MMA BE A BRO WITH THIS ONE.
I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.
Exploiting the system is much like cheating in that it shows you care more about winning.
Does this game seem like it has an organized system in any manner?
TRAVOLTA: CARRY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PATIENTS & CHILDREN TO HOSPITAL
PROBABLY ONE FROM EARLIER
YOINK: FIRE LEGO TANK CANNON AT CORAI
(6) TRAVOLTA RESCUES THE AFOREMENTIONED. THEY ARE ALL RABID. UH OH. (4) CORAI IS BRUISED BY YOUR PLASTIC ASSAULT.
BECOME GALACTUS
EAT HELL
(6) YOU ARE GALACTUS, AND ARE SUBSEQUENTLY BEATEN UP BY PHEONIX WRIGHT, RYU AND DEADPOOL. (5) HELL, HOME-STYLE. IT'S DELICIOUS.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GENERALLY ZOD, PARTIALLY SHARK FOOD
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, EX-GALACTIC TYRANT
ARENA STATUS
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