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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

Yes
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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 649881 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #585 on: August 07, 2012, 01:33:49 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 07, 2012, 01:25:55 am
SELL SOULS ON BLACK MARKET. HIRE PRIVATE ARMY.
(2) YOU ATTEMPT TO SELL SOULS, BUT THE MARKET RECENTLY CRASHED. (5) YOU HIRE A PRIVATE ARMY OF DEMONS.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 07, 2012, 01:27:06 am
Hire the Jackass crew to destroy the lich.
(4) THEY KICK HIM IN THE NARDS.

Quote from: Dirg on August 07, 2012, 01:27:51 am
KICK LICH IN DADDY BAGS.
(6) YOU AND THE JACKASS CREWS KICKS COMBINE IN STRENGTH, BANISHING HIS NUTS FROM THE PHYSICAL PLANE, AND STUNNING HIM FOR 2 TURNS!

BOSS TURN
"Owowowowoowowowowowowoowowowowow... Ow...."

BOSS STATUS
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MINIONS
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HEROES
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ARENA STATUS
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #586 on: August 07, 2012, 01:35:30 am »
SEND PRIVATE ARMY TO INVADE NEW YORK.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #587 on: August 07, 2012, 01:39:15 am »
Summon giant shark to eat lich while stunned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I16_8l0yS-g

Then dump it in the Marinara Trench, fire numerous antimatter torpedoes at it for hours and hours, hire that one band to *whip it! Whip it good*, and smear the lich with Fenrir's favorite doggy treats. Then teleport him to the surface of the ocean and drop New York on him, letting Corai's demons killify him even more!
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #588 on: August 07, 2012, 07:57:00 am »
Trust at the air so hard, it becomes my bitch. Then pimp slap my bitch so hard it hits the trolls and gets them permanently in line.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 24, 2015, 08:09:38 am
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #589 on: August 07, 2012, 08:43:44 am »
Shoot Lich in spinal cord.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #590 on: August 07, 2012, 08:48:51 am »
SUMMON CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES

MAKE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES WORK ON MY SIDE

ACQUIRE SPOILER TAB FOR SELF AND ALLIES because I really lost track of what I even have
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Dirg

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #591 on: August 07, 2012, 09:19:40 am »
RIP LICH'S HEAD OF SHOULDERS.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #592 on: August 07, 2012, 04:11:11 pm »
>INTESTINAL ICECREAM EVERYONE
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #593 on: August 08, 2012, 04:58:18 pm »
RESSURECT THREAD

GIVE IT SPIKES

THROW AT LICH

(This thing is too good to die just yet, unless you're done with it , Spinal_Taper. Is it dead?)(pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #594 on: August 08, 2012, 08:21:29 pm »
Love wife enough to become the combined incarnate of love! Love beats all.

Aaaaaalllllllll. All.
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Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #595 on: August 08, 2012, 09:15:13 pm »

Quote from: Corai on August 07, 2012, 01:35:30 am
SEND PRIVATE ARMY TO INVADE NEW YORK.
(6) THEY ARE TAKEN IN BY THE ATTITUDE OF PEOPLE AND GENERAL DOUCHEBAGGERY, AND JOIN THE CITY.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 07, 2012, 01:39:15 am
Summon giant shark to eat lich while stunned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I16_8l0yS-g

Then dump it in the Marinara Trench, fire numerous antimatter torpedoes at it for hours and hours, hire that one band to *whip it! Whip it good*, and smear the lich with Fenrir's favorite doggy treats. Then teleport him to the surface of the ocean and drop New York on him, letting Corai's demons killify him even more!
(1) THE SHARK FLIES INTO THE AIR, THE PORTAL BEHIND IT GLISTENING LIKE COASTAL MIST. IT HURTLES TOWARDS THE BATTLE, LANDING ON YOU. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER.

Quote from: zomara0292 on August 07, 2012, 07:57:00 am
Trust at the air so hard, it becomes my bitch. Then pimp slap my bitch so hard it hits the trolls and gets them permanently in line.
(1) YOU TRUST THE AIR, SO IT STEALS YOUR CREDIT CARD AND BUYS WEAPONS FOR THE REBEL TROLLS. (2) YOU THEN SLAP THE AIR, DOING JUST ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD IMAGINE IT WOULD.

Quote from: TCM on August 07, 2012, 08:43:44 am
Shoot Lich in spinal cord.
(3) YOU SHOOT THE LICH IN HIS SPINAL CHORD. IT BREAKS IT. UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT WITH HIM BEING A BEING OF MAGIC AND ECTOPLASM, IT DOESN'T DO MUCH.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 07, 2012, 08:48:51 am
SUMMON CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES

MAKE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES WORK ON MY SIDE

ACQUIRE SPOILER TAB FOR SELF AND ALLIES because I really lost track of what I even have
(1) THE RITUAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG, AND YOU ARE TURNED INTO A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL HALFLING ROGUE.(6) YOU FIGHT ON YOUR SIDE (6). HE GIVES YOU A USUAL UNFUNNY SPOILER TAB.

Quote from: Dirg on August 07, 2012, 09:19:40 am
RIP LICH'S HEAD OF SHOULDERS.
(6) YOU RIP HIS HEAD OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS. HIS HEAD DISSOLVES IN YOUR HANDS AND REAPPEARS ON HIS BODY, WITH YOUR HANDS.

Quote from: raptorfangamer on August 07, 2012, 04:11:11 pm
>INTESTINAL ICECREAM EVERYONE
(2) REGULAR ICECREAM EVERYONE! HOORAY!

Quote from: Xantalos on August 08, 2012, 04:58:18 pm
RESSURECT THREAD

GIVE IT SPIKES

THROW AT LICH

(This thing is too good to die just yet, unless you're done with it , Spinal_Taper. Is it dead?)(pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno
(3) YOU GET THE GM TO RESURRECT THE THREAD. (5) SPINES BEGIN JUTTING OUT FROM IT. (3) IT FLIES AT THE LICH FROM WITHIN THE GIANT SHARK. IT CLIPS HIS FOOT.
(Sorry, I was with one of my friends. It's a rare occasion.)
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 08:21:29 pm
Love wife enough to become the combined incarnate of love! Love beats all.

Aaaaaalllllllll. All.
(6) YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE SO MUCH, YOU BECOME THE INCARNATES OF LOVE. YOU ALSO GAIN MANY MANY HALF-LICH, HALF LIFE-FORCE CHILDREN.

BOSS TURN
"Oh god, my nuts. Oh god, oh god, oh god. That hurts. That huuuuuurrrtss."

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #596 on: August 08, 2012, 09:31:02 pm »
USE PSYCIC CONNECTION WITH HANDS TO CAUSE MY HANDS THAT LICH STOLE TO BEAT HIM UP. ANNOYINGLY KEEP REPEATING "WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF" UNTIL HE LOSES WILL TO LIVE.
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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #597 on: August 08, 2012, 09:43:27 pm »
HIRE ANOTHER PRIVATE ARMY. JOIN FORCES WITH LICH TO DEFEAT HEROES.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

TCM

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #598 on: August 08, 2012, 09:48:56 pm »
CAME

THEN SAW

THEN CONQUER
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #599 on: August 08, 2012, 09:49:32 pm »
Quote from: TCM on August 08, 2012, 09:48:56 pm
CAME

THEN SAW

THEN CONQUER

CONQUER WITH SAW!
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