SEND PRIVATE ARMY TO INVADE NEW YORK.
(6) THEY ARE TAKEN IN BY THE ATTITUDE OF PEOPLE AND GENERAL DOUCHEBAGGERY, AND JOIN THE CITY.
Summon giant shark to eat lich while stunned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I16_8l0yS-g
Then dump it in the Marinara Trench, fire numerous antimatter torpedoes at it for hours and hours, hire that one band to *whip it! Whip it good*, and smear the lich with Fenrir's favorite doggy treats. Then teleport him to the surface of the ocean and drop New York on him, letting Corai's demons killify him even more!
(1) THE SHARK FLIES INTO THE AIR, THE PORTAL BEHIND IT GLISTENING LIKE COASTAL MIST. IT HURTLES TOWARDS THE BATTLE, LANDING ON YOU. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER.
Trust at the air so hard, it becomes my bitch. Then pimp slap my bitch so hard it hits the trolls and gets them permanently in line.
(1) YOU TRUST THE AIR, SO IT STEALS YOUR CREDIT CARD AND BUYS WEAPONS FOR THE REBEL TROLLS. (2) YOU THEN SLAP THE AIR, DOING JUST ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD IMAGINE IT WOULD.
Shoot Lich in spinal cord.
(3) YOU SHOOT THE LICH IN HIS SPINAL CHORD. IT BREAKS IT. UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT WITH HIM BEING A BEING OF MAGIC AND ECTOPLASM, IT DOESN'T DO MUCH.
SUMMON CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES
MAKE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES WORK ON MY SIDE
ACQUIRE SPOILER TAB FOR SELF AND ALLIES because I really lost track of what I even have
(1) THE RITUAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG, AND YOU ARE TURNED INTO A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL HALFLING ROGUE.(6) YOU FIGHT ON YOUR SIDE (6). HE GIVES YOU A USUAL UNFUNNY SPOILER TAB.
RIP LICH'S HEAD OF SHOULDERS.
(6) YOU RIP HIS HEAD OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS. HIS HEAD DISSOLVES IN YOUR HANDS AND REAPPEARS ON HIS BODY, WITH YOUR HANDS.
>INTESTINAL ICECREAM EVERYONE
(2) REGULAR ICECREAM EVERYONE! HOORAY!
RESSURECT THREAD
GIVE IT SPIKES
THROW AT LICH
(This thing is too good to die just yet, unless you're done with it , Spinal_Taper. Is it dead?)(pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno
(3) YOU GET THE GM TO RESURRECT THE THREAD. (5) SPINES BEGIN JUTTING OUT FROM IT. (3) IT FLIES AT THE LICH FROM WITHIN THE GIANT SHARK. IT CLIPS HIS FOOT.
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Sorry, I was with one of my friends. It's a rare occasion.)
Love wife enough to become the combined incarnate of love! Love beats all.
Aaaaaalllllllll. All.
(6) YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE SO MUCH, YOU BECOME THE INCARNATES OF LOVE. YOU ALSO GAIN MANY MANY HALF-LICH, HALF LIFE-FORCE CHILDREN.
BOSS TURN
"Oh god, my nuts. Oh god, oh god, oh god. That hurts. That huuuuuurrrtss."
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
HEROES
YOINK, EX-MARTIAL ARTIST AND TRAVOLTAS CONTROLLER
CORAI, THE NEW GUY.
XANTALOS, GODS WIFE AND ATTEMPTED APOCALYPSE BRINGER
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, SOMETHING DOER
LORDSLOWPOKE, HALFLING ROGUE
ARENA STATUS
HELL, TOWER APEX, UNIVERSE SAVED! FOR NOW...
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