Tick tock, times up, any hero who has not accepted by the turn is gonna be fried by toxic flames
(2) LAUGHING MANIACALLY, YOU PULL YOUR SPECTAL FLAMES TOGETHER AND PREPARE TO RAIN THEM UPON THE HEROES WHO HAD NOT ACCEPTED YOUR OFFER. YOU HURL IT INTO THE SKY, AND IT DRIFTS DOWN, BECOMING WAFFLE CONES.
START ECTOPLASM RESTAURANT, SERVE BOSS AS MAIN DISH
ABSORB DARK MAGIC AND CAST METEO ON THE MOON
IF MOON DOES NOT EXIST, CREATE IT THEN CAST METEO ON IT
(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO START A RESTURANT, BUT NOONE WANTS TO EAT LICH. BANKRUPTCY ACHIEVED (3)YOU ABSORB DARK MAGIC THAT WAS RESIDUE FROM ALL THE MORONIC MAGIC HURLING, AND CAST METEO ON THE MOON! (4) WHILE I DON'T KNOW WHAT METEO IS, IT SURE IS IMPRESSIVE, AS THE MOON IS CARVED INTO THE SHAPE OF ONE OF THE DAFT PUNK HELMS ON EACH SIDE.
TELL WOLFCHILD HIM SMELL LIKE POOP
THROW AT STUNNED FINAL BOSS
(1) "WOLFCHILD, YOU SMELL LIKE JASMINE AND ROSEMARY, BLENDED WITH THE FINEST ROSE PEDALS!" YOU SAY, MAKING HIM FEEL HAPPY. (2) GATHERING YOUR STRENGTH, YOU GRAB THE DEMON BY THE ABDOMEN, AND TRY TO HURL HIM AT HIS LEADER. OOPS. BLIND MARTIAL ARTISTS CAN'T LIFT 50 FOOT DEMONS.
No! I am subservient! I refuse to break my oath of eternal worship! Slaughter the infidels, cleanse my mind of any and all tainted thoughts, and spread the plague among my enemies! Now! NOW IS THE TIME FOR EVIL TO RISE! To vanquish those who follow truth and justice! To be the ever-consuming shadow, a plague of death and fear! Aid my allies, Summon the armies of the dead!
(3) A FEW SKELETONS POP UP. THEY GRAB AN X-BOX AND PLAY HALO WHILE AWAITING ORDERS.
Beg to be allowed to serve the lich as a farmer. There can be no atmospheric fields of dead plants without fields of live plants.
(1) YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S THE BRAIN FREEZE OR THE OFFER, BUT HE FIRES A BEAM FROM HIS SWORD AT YOU, SEVERING THE ARM.
DIVE BACK AT THE FINAL BOSS, AND SLASH AT HIS NECK!
(2) YOU HURTLE FROM THE SKY LIKE A METEOR. THAT IS, COMPLETELY UNCONTROLLED AND TUMBLING TOWARDS A VERY FAST, DESTRUCTIVE COLLISION.
BOSS TURN
Finally, he recovers from the brainfreeze, and stands, unsteady as he may be. He brings his sword around him, planning to finish off Yoink, but the force of his blade knocks him back over.
"All right then, hero! It's time to end this! Woaoaoaoaohh! Damn it, I fell over again!"
BOSS STATUS
NO PHYSICAL FORM
ENHANCED SWORD OF THE DAMNED
STRENGTH OF DEATH INCARNATE
PINEAPPLE ENERGY
PEANUT ALLERGY
MINIONS
HARBINGER OF PLAGUE CAERWYN/HAUNTER
DEMON OF WAR WOLFCHILD
MNIBOSS SQUAD TIRUIN+RTD
ARENA STATUS
!!COLLAPSING!! MOUNTAIN
IS ALSO AN ICE CREAM PARLOR
I don't know why, but random.org seems to detest the heroes. I could switch sites, or try to find actual dice if you'd like.
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