UPWARDS DEATH, GROIN THROUGH BODY OUT OF HEAD ULTIMATE STAB OF DESTINY!
((... WHAT? I'LL JUST GO WITH THE ULTIMATE STAB PART.))
(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO STAB THE BOSS, BUT HE SIDESTEPS YOU AND CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THE SWORD IF CONDEMNED SOULS. WELCOME TO THE BLADE, WOULD YOU LIKE LUXURY TORMENT?
ABSORB POWER OF STAR GODS
BECOME NEW FINAL BOSS
(6)YOU ABSORB THE STRENGTH OF THE STAR GODS. UNFORTUNATLY, THAT'S A LOT OF POWER. YOU GO SUPERNOVA, JUST LIKE WOLFCHILD.
BE ANNOYING: MAKE A HEALING SHIELD AROUND THAT BOSS!
(5)FOLLOWING ESTABLISHED BOSS PROTOCOL, YOU CREATE A SHIELD OF DEATH AROUND RTD, YOUR PARTNER MINIBOSS. IT HEALS HIM.
CITRUS JUSTICE POWERS ACTIVATE
PUNCH EVIL HENCHMAN OF DEATH GOD
"CITRIS JUSTICE GO! FACE THE WRATH OF MY CITRIC ACID, EVIL!"
(4) YOU SPRAY CITRIC ACID AT CAERWYN/HAUNTER, BLINDNG HIM AGAIN. DICK MOVE.
CONTINUE INEFFECTUAL FLAILING WITH EYECHUCKS
THEN TAKE HOT SHOWER
(6) YOU TAKE A MIGHTY SWING AT THE DEMON OF WAR, AND SMASH IT IN THE EYE, BLINDNG HIM FROM THE RIGHT AND EMPOWERING YOUR EYECHUCK. NOW YOU HAVE TWO EYECHUCKS, WITH THE CHAIN AND EVERYTHING.(3) DAMNATION, THE SHOWER IS BUT LUKEWARM!
BOSS TURN
"Caerwyn, you should probably let those two handle him. You're a little blind. And Wolfchild, you may need some help."
(6) He hurls a black gem into wolfchilds eye socket, sending energy flying around him, which ignites the collapsing ice cream parlor mountain. Luckily, it gives him eye lasers, because they're cool.
BOSS STATUS
NO PHYSICAL FORM
ENHANCED SWORD OF THE DAMNED
STRENGTH OF DEATH INCARNATE
PINEAPPLE ENERGY
PEANUT ALLERGY
MINIONS
HARBINGER OF PLAGUE CAERWYN/HAUNTER
DEMON OF WAR WOLFCHILD
MNIBOSS SQUAD TIRUIN+RTD
ARENA STATUS
!!COLLAPSING!! MOUNTAIN
IS ALSO AN ICE CREAM PARLOR