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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #150 on: July 25, 2012, 12:03:31 pm »
UPGRADE DICE
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #151 on: July 25, 2012, 02:37:37 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on July 25, 2012, 11:00:21 am
HAVE ARMY OF MUTANT CYBORGS KILL WOLFCHILD. USE CONNECTIONS IN YOINKHELL WITH THE LOWER CLASS SLAVE DEMONS AND MY WEALTH TO START A REVOLT IN RTD FORM.

[3] MUTANT CYBORG ARMY MISS. POST ROLL TO REVOLT. MILDLY POPULAR.

Quote from: zomara0292 on July 25, 2012, 11:52:40 am
Start 10 RTD at the same time

[1] START 10 RTD. WILDLY POPULAR. OVER-EXERTION.

YOU DIE.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on July 25, 2012, 12:03:31 pm
UPGRADE DICE

[6] NOW D8.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #152 on: July 25, 2012, 02:43:22 pm »
USING SUPER-POWERS, WEB ENTROPY!

ALSO CHECK IF MY RTD HAS ANY PLAYERS YET.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #153 on: July 25, 2012, 02:48:52 pm »
Quote from: borno on July 25, 2012, 02:43:22 pm
USING SUPER-POWERS, WEB ENTROPY!

ALSO CHECK IF MY RTD HAS ANY PLAYERS YET.

[8] WEB ENTROPY SO HARD IT BECOMES BLACK HOLE. ALL PANTS SUCKED IN. EVERY HUMAN SIGNS UP TO RTD. FORUM BEGINS TO SLOW UNDER WEIGHT OF NEW MEMBERS. 2 BILLION DONATIONS TO BAY12. TOADY RICH.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #154 on: July 25, 2012, 02:57:28 pm »
GIVE ROLL TO REVOLT PLAYERS ASSIGNMENTS TO WEAKEN KEY STRUCTURES IN YOINKHELL TO MAKE IT EASIER TO TAKE OVER.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #155 on: July 25, 2012, 03:03:54 pm »
ASK FOR SHARE OF MONEY.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #156 on: July 25, 2012, 03:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on July 25, 2012, 02:57:28 pm
GIVE ROLL TO REVOLT PLAYERS ASSIGNMENTS TO WEAKEN KEY STRUCTURES IN YOINKHELL TO MAKE IT EASIER TO TAKE OVER.

[2] ROLL TO REVOLT PLAYERS REVOLT. INFORM YOINKDEVIL. FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED. YOINKDEVIL STEALS YOURS. HE NOW FOUR ARMED. NOT YOU.

Quote from: borno on July 25, 2012, 03:03:54 pm
ASK FOR SHARE OF MONEY.

[2] PAYPAL MALFUNCTION. YOU GIFT ALL YOUR MONEY. TOADY DOES NOT NOTICE. TOO RICH.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #157 on: July 25, 2012, 03:25:01 pm »
DON'T NEED NO STINKIN ARMS. BITE REVOLTERS AND YOINK DEVILS IN FACE WHILE MUTANT CYBORG ARMY PLAYS APPROPIATE ONE WINGED ANGEL MUSIC FOR ME.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #158 on: July 25, 2012, 03:52:58 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on July 25, 2012, 03:25:01 pm
DON'T NEED NO STINKIN ARMS. BITE REVOLTERS AND YOINK DEVILS IN FACE WHILE MUTANT CYBORG ARMY PLAYS APPROPIATE ONE WINGED ANGEL MUSIC FOR ME.

[6] DEAFENING MUSIC ACCOMPANIES REVOLTERS' AND YOINKDEVIL'S FACELOSS OPERATION. KING OF YOINKHELL.

CAN'T HEAR THOUGH.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #159 on: July 25, 2012, 03:58:10 pm »
RECRUIT PET CAT AS CO-GM

WRITE AND POST FIRST TURN OF RTBACPDBWSELKATSWLB
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #160 on: July 25, 2012, 03:59:19 pm »
RETURN TO LIFE THREE DAYS LATER
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #161 on: July 25, 2012, 03:59:33 pm »
CONSUME BLACK HOLE
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #162 on: July 25, 2012, 04:07:00 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on July 25, 2012, 03:58:10 pm
RECRUIT PET CAT AS CO-GM

WRITE AND POST FIRST TURN OF RTBACPDBWSELKATSWLB

[6] VISIT ZOO. LION ADOPTS YOU. KING GM OF JUNGLE. POST FIRST TURN OF RTBACPDBWSELKATSWLB. THREE HUNDRED LIONS SUBMIT CHARACTER SHEETS.

Quote from: Remalle on July 25, 2012, 03:59:19 pm
RETURN TO LIFE THREE DAYS LATER

[8] THREE DAYS LATER REBORN. THREE DAYS LATER REBORN AGAIN. SOON HUNDREDS OF YOU.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on July 25, 2012, 03:59:33 pm
CONSUME BLACK HOLE

[8] EAT ALL THE BLACK HOLES. ALL OF THEM. INDIGESTION. AM NOT THEORETICAL PHYSICIST.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #163 on: July 25, 2012, 04:18:01 pm »
Entropy broke out of the black hole, having consumed its destructive powers and added them to its own. It appears that Super Spider-man may actually be a threat to him.
"Foolish hero! You believe webs and black holes can stop a god? Allow me to show you what real power looks li-"
Then, mid speech, he saw Remalle(s). His head whipped around and he stared in awe at the countless Remalles spawning. How long was he delayed by the black hole? Years? Centuries? How did so many Remalles spawn? Dosen't matter. Nothing they could do would stop him.
Entropy then brothe in, preparing himself. He then spawned the most kick-ass computer once had ever seen, powered by void energy. Using this instrument of order, he updated his RTD.
((No really, what are the victory conditions? We've all made RTDs at least once. Is our goal to win the Nobel prize with it or something?))
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #164 on: July 25, 2012, 04:27:02 pm »
TAKE OVER WORLD WITH ARMY OF ME!

THEN WRITE HUNDREDS OF RTDS.
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