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Author Topic: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM  (Read 37401 times)

Dirg

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #180 on: July 26, 2012, 04:42:16 am »

TELL FEET AM PROUD. FAIL TO UPDATE RTD SITE, BE REMEMBERED AS TVTROPES PAGE.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #181 on: July 26, 2012, 04:51:17 am »

Recreate computer and RTD, hide shame. Check power level.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #182 on: July 26, 2012, 04:56:18 am »

BEGIN SCREENING AND MAKING THE INTRO POST.

INCLUDE ABSTRACT ART!


[5] INTRO POST COMPLETE. ABSTRACT ART INCLUDED. FEEL GM POWER INCREASING.

TELL FEET AM PROUD. FAIL TO UPDATE RTD SITE, BE REMEMBERED AS TVTROPES PAGE.

[5] FEET PLEASED AT PRAISE. OFFER ALLIANCE. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Dirgsfailedrtdsite CREATED.

Recreate computer and RTD, hide shame. Check power level.

[1] SUCK PANTS INTO BLACK HOLE DURING WORLDWIDE LIVE BBC INTERVIEW. POWER LEVEL CLOSE TO ZERO.
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Dirg

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #183 on: July 26, 2012, 05:01:01 am »

ACCEPT ALLIANCE. HAVE MUTANT CYBORGS BUILD MACHINE TO BOOST POWER LEVEL.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #184 on: July 26, 2012, 05:06:16 am »

Place copyright on RTD, sue all other GMs for Copyright infringement
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

borno

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #185 on: July 26, 2012, 05:08:48 am »

WAKE FROM ETERNAL SLEEP. GO TO TOADY'S HOUSE, STEAL MONEY. BECOME RICHEST SPIDERMAN EVER.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #186 on: July 26, 2012, 05:19:13 am »

Recreate computer and RTD, hide shame. Check power level.
Again.
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lawastooshort

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #187 on: July 26, 2012, 06:47:05 am »

ACCEPT ALLIANCE. HAVE MUTANT CYBORGS BUILD MACHINE TO BOOST POWER LEVEL.

[4] DIRG/FOOT AXIS FORMED. GREAT MACHINE BUILT. POWER LEVEL: BOOSTED.

Place copyright on RTD, sue all other GMs for Copyright infringement

[6]  COPYRIGHT PLACED. GMS SUED. RICH.

NEW GAME TYPE SPAWNED. ROLL TO KIND OF DODGE.

WAKE FROM ETERNAL SLEEP. GO TO TOADY'S HOUSE, STEAL MONEY. BECOME RICHEST SPIDERMAN EVER.

[3] WAKE. GO TO TOADY’S HOUSE. WRONG ONE.

Recreate computer and RTD, hide shame. Check power level.
Again.

[6] SHAME SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE. COMPUTER AND RTD SPEWED FORTH. POWER LEVEL: RISING.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #188 on: July 26, 2012, 07:08:07 am »

UPDATE ROLL TO POOP

NEW BADGUYS ARE TOILETS, URINALS NEUTRAL PARTY

PLAYER CLASSES INCLUDE RUNNY, BABY GREEN, EXPLOSIVE IBS AND CHEESY FART

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Tiruin

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #189 on: July 26, 2012, 07:23:57 am »

BEGIN FOCUSING RTD INTO A COMMON GROUND, SOMETHING PEOPLE WILL FEEL AT HOME WITH.

CALL IT: RTD LIFE.
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #190 on: July 26, 2012, 07:31:09 am »

ACQUIRE SLEDGEHAMMER

WALK INTO RP RTD

SMASH FOURTH WALL

LICK TURTLE
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zomara0292

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #191 on: July 26, 2012, 07:36:29 am »

Make RTD that nobody cares about. Call it Real Life
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #192 on: July 26, 2012, 07:42:44 am »

Create spinoff RTDs of my current one
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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #193 on: July 26, 2012, 08:10:28 am »

UPDATE ROLL TO POOP

NEW BADGUYS ARE TOILETS, URINALS NEUTRAL PARTY

PLAYER CLASSES INCLUDE RUNNY, BABY GREEN, EXPLOSIVE IBS AND CHEESY FART


[5] UPDATE SUCCESSFUL. PLAYERS LOVE CUSTOMISABILITY OF CLASS LIST. LEVEL SIX GM. FAMOUS LITERARY MAGAZINE ASKS FOR INTERVIEW.

BEGIN FOCUSING RTD INTO A COMMON GROUND, SOMETHING PEOPLE WILL FEEL AT HOME WITH.

CALL IT: RTD LIFE.


[1] ATTEMPT CREATION OF LIVE ACTION RTD. DOZENS OF NEWLY AMPUTEED AMPUTEES SUE.

LOSE ALL MONEY.

ACQUIRE SLEDGEHAMMER

WALK INTO RP RTD

SMASH FOURTH WALL

LICK TURTLE


[4] TIRUIN’S FOURTH WALL SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS. FORCE HIM TO WATCH YOU LICK TURTLE FOR CASH SINCE HE IS BROKE.

Make RTD that nobody cares about. Call it Real Life

[7] WORLD SIGNS UP. ECONOMY CRASHES. SEVEN BILLION PLAYER TURNS LEAD TO EXTENSIVE BETWEEN-TURN DELAYS LEADING TO EXTENSIVE BETWEEN-TURN RP. INTERNET CRASHES UNDER WEIGHT OF RP. EARTH ORBIT ALTERED UNDER WEIGHT OF SEVEN BILLION DICE ROLLING. AMERICA ENTERS ICE AGE.

Create spinoff RTDs of my current one

[4] CREATE SPINOFF RTDS SET IN WOLFCHILDIVERSE. EVEN THOUGH MUST PLAY BY CARRIER PIGEON ALL SUCCESS. LEVEL FIVE GM.
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Tiruin

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Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #194 on: July 26, 2012, 08:12:16 am »

INVENT RTD REVOLVING AROUND TURTLES.

POST APOLOGIES TO WHOEVER I HURT, AND MEAN IT.

THEN CREATE MORE ABSTRACT ART ON TURTLES! POST THEM ON RTD
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