Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 15

Author Topic: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM  (Read 36794 times)

anailater

  • Bay Watcher
  • Because She's Awesome
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #75 on: July 24, 2012, 06:22:55 am »

CREATE PETITION TO UNBAN YOINK!
Logged
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

lawastooshort

  • Bay Watcher
  • goodness what
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #76 on: July 24, 2012, 06:26:15 am »

((Bahahaha!))

POSSESS LONG-INACTIVE BAY12 ACCOUNT

LIE LOW FOR A WHILE POSTING FUNNY ANECDOTES IN THE HAPPY THREAD WHILE THE HEAT FROM RTBRFN DIES DOWN

[5] HAHAHA, YOU KNOW, THIS ONE TIME I WAS DEAD AND ER. I GOT BETTER.

COOL STORY BRO.

STeal stats system from random pen and paper RPG

[1] STEAL STATS SYSTEM FROM BIGGEST RPG. LAWYERS KIDNAP YOU.

WEEKS LATER, YOU DIE.

CREATE PETITION TO UNBAN YOINK!

[3] SEVERAL SIGNATURES. TOADY ASKS YOU TO STOP. EVER LIVE DREAM OF BECOMING ROMANTIC FICTION NOVELIST?
Logged

anailater

  • Bay Watcher
  • Because She's Awesome
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #77 on: July 24, 2012, 06:28:33 am »

HAVE LONG SPEECH OF WHY YOINK IMPORTANT, DON'T LET THE TOADS STOP US!
Logged
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

wolfchild

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wyvern Buddy
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #78 on: July 24, 2012, 06:30:27 am »

COme back as a ghost to finsih work
Logged
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #79 on: July 24, 2012, 06:33:16 am »

POST REVOLUTIONARY BODILY-FUNCTION MECHANIC IN ROLLER'S BLOCK THREAD

DEMAND PEOPLE CREDIT ME WHEN USING IT
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

lawastooshort

  • Bay Watcher
  • goodness what
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #80 on: July 24, 2012, 06:44:17 am »

HAVE LONG SPEECH OF WHY YOINK IMPORTANT, DON'T LET THE TOADS STOP US!

[1] TOADY DISPLEASED. YOU SPAM PRAISE BE TO YOINK FOR THIRTY SIX HOURS. THEN HE BAN YOU.

COme back as a ghost to finsih work

[5] COME BACK AS GHOST. NOT FIRST GHOST REGISTERED ON BAY12. FINISH STATS SYSTEM FOR MICHAEL BAY DOES CHILD PROTECTION. LEVEL TWO GM.

POST REVOLUTIONARY BODILY-FUNCTION MECHANIC IN ROLLER'S BLOCK THREAD

DEMAND PEOPLE CREDIT ME WHEN USING IT

[5] CREATE INNOVATIVE POOP MECHANIC. ALL ONGOING RTDS EDIT RULES, CITE YOU. ALL SLOWED AS INCORPORATE BONUS POOP TURNS.
Logged

zomara0292

  • Bay Watcher
  • Its a lie. he is still an escaped lunatic brony.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2012, 07:01:00 am »

Roll die to live
Logged
I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

wolfchild

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wyvern Buddy
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2012, 07:06:54 am »

select top5 character sheets and start turns
Logged
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

lawastooshort

  • Bay Watcher
  • goodness what
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2012, 07:21:06 am »

Roll die to live

[2] DIE TOO HEAVY TO ROLL. YOU STOP BREATHING.

select top5 character sheets and start turns

[1] SELECT TOP 5 SHEETS. ABOUT TO POST TURN. SO EXCIT-ARG. HEART ATTACK.

YOU DIE.

AGAIN?
Logged

anailater

  • Bay Watcher
  • Because She's Awesome
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2012, 07:25:58 am »

MAKE NEW ACCOUNTANT, OVERTHROW TOADY FOR THE HUDDELD MASSES.
Logged
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2012, 07:27:13 am »

WAIT FOR POOP-INDUCED LULL IN THE RTD SUBFORUM

THEN POST EPIC SWORD-AND-SANDAL RTD IN WHICH PLAYERS TAKE THE ROLL ROLES OF MUSCLY BRONZE-SKINNED ANCIENT WARRIORS WHO COMPETE TO OUT-FLEX ONE ANOTHER

MAKE IT NON-'FIRST COME FIRST SERVE', SO I CAN CAUSE HORRIBLE FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY IN THOSE WHO DON'T MAKE CUT

ONLY ACCEPT CHAR SHEETS WITH 3+ LINES DESCRIBING CHARACTER'S APPEARANCE
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

wolfchild

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wyvern Buddy
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2012, 07:47:31 am »

Realise ghosts don't have hearts to have attacks of
Logged
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2012, 07:56:06 am »

Realise ghosts don't have hearts to have attacks of
THEN REALIZE PHANTOM PAIN IS REAL!  :P
Logged

lawastooshort

  • Bay Watcher
  • goodness what
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2012, 08:12:48 am »

MAKE NEW ACCOUNTANT, OVERTHROW TOADY FOR THE HUDDELD MASSES.

[6] YOU CREATE: FRANKENACCOUNTANT. YOU TAKE AWAY HIS SPREADSHEET. HE KILLS YOU.

YOU DIE.

WAIT FOR POOP-INDUCED LULL IN THE RTD SUBFORUM

THEN POST EPIC SWORD-AND-SANDAL RTD IN WHICH PLAYERS TAKE THE ROLL ROLES OF MUSCLY BRONZE-SKINNED ANCIENT WARRIORS WHO COMPETE TO OUT-FLEX ONE ANOTHER

MAKE IT NON-'FIRST COME FIRST SERVE', SO I CAN CAUSE HORRIBLE FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY IN THOSE WHO DON'T MAKE CUT

ONLY ACCEPT CHAR SHEETS WITH 3+ LINES DESCRIBING CHARACTER'S APPEARANCE

[1] WAIT FOR LULL. POOP LULL. FORTY SWORD-AND-SANDAL RTDS SPRING UP. BETTER THAN YOURS.

YOU FEEL SO INADEQUATE YOU DIE. INSIDE.

THEY EVEN HAVE BETTER POOP MECHANICS.

Realise ghosts don't have hearts to have attacks of

[3] YOU COME BACK TO LIFE.

Realise ghosts don't have hearts to have attacks of
THEN REALIZE PHANTOM PAIN IS REAL!  :P

[4] ONLY TO EXPERIENCE EXCRUCIATING PAIN ETERNALLY. HINDERS CREATIVITY.
Logged

anailater

  • Bay Watcher
  • Because She's Awesome
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ASPIRING MINIMALIST GM
« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2012, 08:14:29 am »

BE IMMORTAL KILLING MACHINE KILL ALL OF THE PLAYERS
Logged
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 15