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[Dirg]

CREATE ROLL TO APPEASE HYPNO-TOAD.

[lawastooshort]

HIRE HOLLYWOOD-LEVEL SCRIPTWRITER TO MAKE A PLOT FOR MY RTD

FORGET TO PAY THEM

[4] SUBCONTRACT AWESOME PLOT. IT’S AWESOME. FOR SOME REASON MAFIA COLLECTER AFTER YOU.

CREATE ROLL TO APPEASE HYPNO-TOAD.

[2] YOU BURN ROLL IN OVEN. HYPNO-TOAD HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS.

[Dirg]

USE SAVING THROW TO SAVE!

[Yoink]

TELL MAFIA COLLECTOR IT WAS ALL DIRG'S FAULT

LOCK SCRIPTWRITER IN (HAUNTED) BASEMENT FOR FUTURE USE

MAKE RTD THREAD

[lawastooshort]

USE SAVING THROW TO SAVE!

[6] ROLL SIX. FIND BILLIONS IN SAVINGS ACCOUNT. YOU RICH.

TELL MAFIA COLLECTOR IT WAS ALL DIRG'S FAULT

LOCK SCRIPTWRITER IN (HAUNTED) BASEMENT FOR FUTURE USE

MAKE RTD THREAD

[1] MAFIA COLLECTER SPEAKS ONLY CUBAN. LOCKS YOU IN HAUNTED BASEMENT. AS YOU CLICK NEW TOPIC, HE SHOOTS YOU DEAD.

YOU DIE.

[Yoink]

DIED EARLIER IN THREAD. AM ALREADY GHOST

LAUGH AT SILLY BULLETS

DISARM COLLECTER, TIE THEM UP AND MAKE THEM ROLL DICE FOREVER

[borno]

BECOME REAL SPIDERMAN. HAVE DARING ADVENTURE. MAKE ADVENTURE PLOT.

[lawastooshort]

DIED EARLIER IN THREAD. AM ALREADY GHOST

LAUGH AT SILLY BULLETS

DISARM COLLECTER, TIE THEM UP AND MAKE THEM ROLL DICE FOREVER

[6] LAUGH AT SILLY BULLETS. THEY BOUNCE OFF WALL. KILL COLLECTER. YOU CHAIN HIS GHOST TO AN AUTOMATED DICE ROLLER. FOREVER!

BECOME REAL SPIDERMAN. HAVE DARING ADVENTURE. MAKE ADVENTURE PLOT.

[5] SPIDERMAN MAKE ADVENTURE RTD. PLOT READY. STAGE TWO COMPLETE. LEVEL TWO GM.

[Yoink]

POSSESS COMPUTER

CREATE 'ROLL TO BE MAFIA COLLECTER'

[lawastooshort]

POSSESS COMPUTER

CREATE 'ROLL TO BE MAFIA COLLECTER'

[4] COMPUTER POSSESSED. CREATE 'ROLL TO BE MAFIA COLLECTER'. 7 PLAYERS JOIN. IDEA FOR 'ROLL TO BE ROMANTIC FICTION NOVELIST' STRIKES. LEVEL THREE GM.

STILL DEAD THOUGH.

[Yoink]

IMMEDIATELY START WORK ON 'ROLL TO BE ROMANTIC FICTION NOVELIST', THE BLOCKBUSTER RTD OF THE SUMMER

OUTSOURCE FUTURE UPDATES OF 'ROLL TO BE MAFIA COLLECTOR' TO INDIA

[wolfchild]

ok now grab a random hollywood script and use it to "enhance what i got from the government files"

[lawastooshort]

IMMEDIATELY START WORK ON 'ROLL TO BE ROMANTIC FICTION NOVELIST', THE BLOCKBUSTER RTD OF THE SUMMER

OUTSOURCE FUTURE UPDATES OF 'ROLL TO BE MAFIA COLLECTOR' TO INDIA

[2] CANNOT OUTSOURCE. YOUR ACCENT IS IMPENETRABLE. LIKE SCOTTISH.

...BECAUSE THEN HE STRODE OUT OF THE WATER LIKE AN ARISTOCRATIC OLYMPIAN, HIS BULGING WHITE SPEEDO BEGUILING HER WITH ITS SENSUAL SHINE AS THE WATER TUMBLED OFF IT LIKE THE LONG BLOND HAIR UPON HER TONED SHOULDERS. SHE THOUGHT BACK TO HER RIDING LESSONS AND REMEMBERED THE BLACK BERRY TREE IN THE GARDENS OF HER INFANCY. SHE WOULD ACCEPT THE INVITATION TO DINE ON HIS YACHT THAT EVENING...

[6] 'ROLL TO BE ROMANTIC FICTION NOVELIST' SO HOT IT’S STEAMY. TOADY BANS YOU. REMEMBERED FOR MONTHS AS BEST RTD OF SUMMER. LEVEL FOUR GM.

ok now grab a random hollywood script and use it to "enhance what i got from the government files"

[2] YOU CREATE MICHAEL BAY DOES CHILD PROTECTION. STUCK ON STATS SYSTEM. CANNOT PROGRESS.

[Yoink]

((Bahahaha!))

POSSESS LONG-INACTIVE BAY12 ACCOUNT

LIE LOW FOR A WHILE POSTING FUNNY ANECDOTES IN THE HAPPY THREAD WHILE THE HEAT FROM RTBRFN DIES DOWN

[wolfchild]

STeal stats system from random pen and paper RPG