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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Generic Lethal injection

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Total Members Voted: 20

[Slayerhero90]

I just had an awesome idea. What if we modified axolotls to be something close to being ready to evolve to sentience/sapience/whatever, dumped them on a random, life supporting planet, with some plants and other animals, and "forgot" to tell Earth?

[brainfreez]

the same goes with my sentient space lizard men .

[Slayerhero90]

Lizards aren't as adorable.

[Loud Whispers]

*Wonders how the Bay12 SPEHSS program thread is going*

Lizards aren't as adorable.

*Everything seems normal*

[GreatWyrmGold]

I just had an awesome idea. What if we modified axolotls to be something close to being ready to evolve to sentience/sapience/whatever, dumped them on a random, life supporting planet, with some plants and other animals, and "forgot" to tell Earth?

I'll help with the axolotls, but A. Evolution isn't that reliable, and B. That plan is likely to take thousands of years to work against anyone and would work for us as readily as against us. I'd suggest going full-bore on the intelligence, teachings several dozen our !!philosophy!!, and releasing a tribe into the sewer of each major city we want to target with them. Also, I'd like to mix in some crocodile for armor, backup weapons, and air-breathing.

[Slayerhero90]

I didn't say it had to hurt Earth. I just wanted axolotl men.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Okay, I can work with that. It'll be waiting right under Corai's kobolds.

[brainfreez]

sentient evil space lizard men are awsome !

they will guard my mars hemp fields and hunt kobolds .

[Sprin]

Wait from what I read we forgot sonething...
A BAR!!
We have no drinking age either
>_> <_< 0_o

[brainfreez]

dining hall is a gigantic bar/dining room and booze is for everyone .

[GreatWyrmGold]

dining hall is a gigantic bar/dining room and booze is for everyone .

Throw in a waterfall and I'm good. Or maybe some minecarts skipping across ponds at high speeds, holding random stuff, every so often...

[King DZA]

Speaking of beverages, what's the estimated time before we get some stable coffee production set up on the colony? Caffeine withdrawal is gonna be a bitch the first few days we're there.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I never drink the foul stuff, so I'll be good.
The rest of you...well, we could always see if brainfrees's stuff acts as a stimulant or just an insanogen. Other than that, freeze-dried coffee until we get the coffee beans planted (probably a low priority).

[Sprin]

Coffee beans is a moderate priority I think since probably a good chunk drinks cafinated bevrages such as soda, energy drink, coffee. So some coffee beans would be nice to plant roast and drink with a mixture of cream and suger.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Food and defense are higher priorities... but maybe I just don't get the quasi-magical effect coffee has on you.