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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

1 (5%)

Electroshock

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Life in prison

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Total Members Voted: 20

[brainfreez]

note to self - the thermonuclear cat reactors must have self destruction buttons in all rooms .

[darkrider2]

Thermonuclear cats are an amazing idea.

We must arm our warheads with them.

A new kind of biological warfare emerges as man expands to mars...

[brainfreez]

we use the cats as grenades !

1. put a thermonuclear cat in fragile jar .
2. throw it !

release the nuclear fun in presidents pants !

[miauw62]

if everybody has a nuke button in their room, the AI wont be the one to press it.

[brainfreez]

how do you know it? humans havent evolved even to functioning robots and you are suggesting to make artificial intelect that is worth of a human mind .

[TopHat]

we use the cats as grenades !

1. put a thermonuclear cat in fragile jar .
2. throw it !

release the nuclear fun in presidents pants !

As director of M.A.D.P.L.A.N.S I am sanctioning this idea.
Someone build a factory, quickly!

[Phlum]

i can donate a cat.

[Helgoland]

How big and red will our self-destruct buttons be?

[brainfreez]

they should be about 30cm wide , with bright red color and they must be in all rooms .

[brainfreez]

Damn , double post !

[Helgoland]

That is approppriatly huge.

It also woulld be hilarious for you to change "battle-rapping" into "battle-raping" in your sig.
Damn you, Cyanide & Happiness!

[brainfreez]

haters gonna hate .
waiters gonna wait .
rappers gonna rape .

[GreatWyrmGold]

Thermonuclear cats are an amazing idea.

We must arm our warheads with them.

A new kind of biological warfare emerges as man expands to mars...

Circus no. I'm the head gengineer, I have the right to say that that's impossible with the tools I have. Maybe cats weaponized somehow else, or ones with implanted nukes, but not inherently thermonuclear cats.

how do you know it? humans havent evolved even to functioning robots and you are suggesting to make artificial intelect that is worth of a human mind .

We are planning to convert carbon minds to silicon brains.

they should be about 30cm wide , with bright red color and they must be in all rooms .

That's just a safety hazard. Destroying our bases and killing us all would be as easy as shipping us some high-grade alcohol and waiting for someone to stumble into a button. Self-destruct buttons should need to be pressed intentionally by someone with the authority to decide to destroy all we've worked for.

[Greiger]

Ok so we put all the self destruct buttons in one room, (along with controls to everything else) then dump some chump in there with 120 years worth of food and booze.

It works with fortresses.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, for starters, we'd need some way to control that one guy and keep him from dying. Humans don't have 150-year lifespans...
Also, we'd be putting our whole project into the hands of one guy with plenty of reason to hate us. I say, the self-destruct needs the approval of the head of the base or of two of the next level down, PLUS any AI or whatever stuck on the base. At a minimum. (This can be partially waived if some of those mentioned are not still alive. There's no use crying over every mistake.)